Positive Thinking Thread. There can be no positive result through

Things turn out best for people who make the best out of the way things turn out.

Don’t cry because it’s over, SMILE because it happened.

I'm sorry, do you think this is funny? Just a sentence and a picture of clouds? That's funny? That's your idea of a joke? Don't make me laugh (in contempt of you, not because I find you amusing). There's more to proper comedy than this nonsense and I for one, am appalled that this site, once known for its creativity and production of truly original content, has now fallen this low.

Comedy requires a certain finesse that you evidently don't possess. It's all about the mastery of timing, surprising and even shocking the audience... and here you are, making the exact same thread, with the exact same wording, with the exact same image, for what is probably the fifth or sixth time today. Do you think you're witty? You're not: you're just a stupid boy. That same stupid boy who tried persistently to be the class clown in the fifth grade, who kept shouting inanities at the most inappropriate times, and who never quite understood that his classmates weren't laughing with him, but at him. You're not clever, you're a little optimist who always tried too hard.

That's why you were bullied back then. That's why I'm bullying you now. You're tone-deaf, a semi-autistic child who can't comprehend that there's a time and place for everything, and who always says the wrong thing at the wrong time. That's why you have no friends or girlfriend, and never will.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

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I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

>>4005688
why didn't you get trips? yes, that's right - because u suck and you will die soon also.

>>4005691
didn't read lmoa.

>>4005694
you're not the boss of me.

Make today as beautiful as you can. Let no one take away your happiness. Smile and laugh at the negativity, you’re good.

>>4005708
without negativity there could be no positivity, so thank you nagativefig