Plan A- Do what you love. Plan B- Love what you do. First off

>>3996017
Okay.

>>3996017
>bad luck
>>>/trash/

>>3996017
Who is this semen demon?

>>3996017
I love eating toasts
my life would be awesome
if I just had a toaster

>>3996026
lara croft

>>3996034
dude seriously
fuck i need a toaster

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>>3996046
yeah i know right
this one looks fine

non-toaster owning anon checking in
why the fuck don't i own a toaster

>>3996017
boys make the cutest girls

>>3996046
>>3996081
>>3996093
Why aren't toasters given out as complimentary gifts to all American citizens?

>>3996093
glad you're with us enjoy the stay
you may also enter the toasterless brotherhood of toastlovers

>tfw toaster is broken since two months

>>3996107
I don't know
maybe because i'm a german shitposter
I'll write a message to Angelo Merköl

>>3996034
i don't have a toaster either. the broiler on the oven or a dry pan works just as well.

>>3996122
I'll toast your bread bby

>>3996122
I'd try that out
but unfortunately I'm out of toast
just have some old rye bread under my pillow

>>3996131
oi m8 why's it under yer pillow then

>>3996131
u toast bread, not toast... lol

>>3996112
thanks, sorry about your obo
I lost my toaster privileges when I moved out of my last apartment, I have a grill but bet it won't be as good as toaster toast.

>>3996017
actually ur supposed to pour the beer in a glass :pp

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>>3996151
warm hand on glass LoLo
>heating up the cold drink and affecting its cool crisp taste
did you not attend school?

>>3996151
this guy gets it

>>3996139
to ensure my midnight snack

>>3996140
yeah sorry I meant those sandwic shaped sliced breads out of wheat

>>3996144
grill is to inconvenient, you have to control the whole process
if you use a modern toaster, you just have to wait for the clacking sound
so I'm really sorry for your loss of toaster privilege

>>3996158
umm. if u care about the taste and aroma ur better off with a glass than drinking out of a tiny bottle opening. the air warms ur glass more than ur hand will anyway. and u shouldn't be drinking it too cold in my imo.. this reminds me of silly ppl who think u should hold wine glasses by the stem... lol dorks

>>3996267
your from the south right

>>3996343
what in tarnation y'all mean by that

>>3996343
texas is kinda south i guess. why?

>>3996144
Nice doubles.

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>>3996022
>>3996122

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>>3996409
just guessing, I know lots of southern guys and you reminded me of them

>>3997556
Damn how I wish I could kneel in front of her and worship her feet.

>>3997556
dem belly grooves

>>3996017
Beautiful words OP where did you copy paste them?

>>3998244
my butt. nice dubs btw

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>>3998266

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>>3996025

The party has begun,
It's not just for me or you.
But for every board that likes fun,
It's a time for surprises that make you wew. http://youtu.be/r0qBaBb1Y-U
Genisis suss fucc wewedo 4

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>>3996017
That grill is so qt

>>3999207
thats Emma Fartson m8