I saw awoo at a grocery store in Gensokyo yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Awoo~”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “WAN WAN WAN” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen dog biscuit in her hands without paying.
The kappa at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the biscuits and started scanning it multiple times, awoo stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, awoo kept interrupting her by barking really loudly.
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>>3967858
this awoo is true hero
>>3967858
pic sauce?
>>3967959
vocaloid the anime
>>3967955
I'm here to check your dubs
>>3967955
yee
BE PREPARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DECEMBER 1ST 2015!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3967858
I wanna was to be an awoo so I could be a valuable
Your fortune: Bad Luck
awoo has the nicest smelling butt EVER
awoobump
>>3968285
But poo comes from there!
>>3968634
Ain't no thang, bob! She keeps herself clean! Awoo's butthole is perfect
>>3968638
I don't trust it
>>3968642
You are an inspiration, Bob.
>>3968656
Same
>>3968656
Th...thank you. I never knew someone would be inspired by moi!
Wait a sec...
Is this the set-up to an elaborate ruse?
>>3968670
Why are there quotation marks around your "no"?
They imply some deeper meaning, don't they?!
I MUST FIND THE ROOT OF THE RUSE!
>>3968679
i just wanted to be nice. you probably practice good hygiene habits tbh.
>>3968702
oh. Well then, ty m80, and may good dubs come to you
>>3968285
*sniffes butte*
saving this cute awoo from an untimely demise