Hey Standers, My name is Le Sit Man, and I hate every single

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Hey Standers,

My name is Le Sit Man, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are standing, straight, no-sits who spend every second of their day standing on their stupid ass feet. You are everything bad in the world, have any of you ever gotten any seats? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own lack of sitting, but you all take it to a whole new seat. This is even worse than standing when seats are available.
Don't be a stander. Just sit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much seated. I was captain of the sitting team, and starter on my wheelchair basketball team. What seats do you sit, other than "stand up and never sit down"? I also get straight sit's, and have a super comfortable chair (I just sat in it, Shit was SO seat). You are all standers who whould just sit yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my chair.

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