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>Meet a girl online through a video game
>You become instantly best friends
>Share all the same interests with her
>Sometimes you stay up until 4am just talking to her
>Also a total 10/10 hottie
>Eventually she wants to see you in IRL
>She wants to go all the way
>You're finally going to lose your virginity
>tfw you have gf
>You finally meet
>Both get a little drunk
>She's making lewd suggestions
>You start making out
>She leans in close and she begins stripping out of her panties
>She whispers
>"Birds are very important."
wat do [s4s]?
Greentext is purely for dramatic effect I am not quoting anyone. Sorry for any confusion.
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slap the shit out of her while screaming "BIRDS ARE NOT IMPORTANT THEY'RE NOT THAT IMPORTANT" over and over until she realizes the error of her ways
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where I'm from bird is a common slur for benis xd
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>>3943586
3dpd pls go
>Greentext is purely for dramatic effect I am not quoting anyone.
okey but whom are u quoting? u can't just NOT attribute a quote to someone!
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>>3943594
this tbh
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>>3943586
literaly my dream girl
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>>3943595
Stop talking
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>>3943586
>Greentext is purely for dramatic effect I am not quoting anyone. Sorry for any confusion.
-Anonymous on Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2015; [s4s] Post No. 3943586. Cited from Web. <http://boards.4chan.org/s4s/thread/3943586/meet-a-girl-online-through-a-video-game#p3943586>
I don't understand. What did he mean by this?
And who are you quoting?
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>>3943586
go the fug out of my apartment, birds are not that important.
i m a girl btw
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>>3943586
who are you quoting????
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>>3943586
tbh fam i'm not sure
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watch birdemic with her xD
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>>3943586
wow ok birds ARE obviously very important, she's just stating the obvious and in a romantic way like saying "the sky is so blue today" wow it's NOT THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT FAM TBH you can;t just waste a beatiful moment like this worrying about her opinion on birds, and if your a BANTI guy then you deserve to be thrown headfirst into a garbage compactor anyway
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>>3943594
same here
i would insert my 'bird'
lol
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>>3943595
Who you quoting?
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Fill her with dank memes
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She is a keeper. Now kiss.
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>>3943586
Stab her to death
then play around with her blood
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>>3944544
nice dubs
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>>3943586
Boyish bitch. U woodnt kno a ten if it slapped ya in the face. Cause u have shit taste. Makes me sad for u
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>>3943593
>>3943690
>>3944544
>"Birds are very important."
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>>3943586
I get your post and all but one thing is missing:
Where are the dubs? I don't see a single dubs in your post. Maybe you should have thought about getting dubs before you posted this angry tirade on the internet buddy.
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