I saw a girl with the best body ever yesterday Literally better

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>>39662927
How was her face, replyless anon?

>>39663992
Unfortunately I didn't see much of it (mostly from the rear) but seemed like she was pretty at. Like perfect gf material qt face

>>39664129
I've felt for awhile that having a gf, like most things, isn't worth it.

>>39664186
Maybe

But I do think having someone who likes you and you like to spend time and have sex with would be nice

Maybe not something as serious as a gf but at least fwb I guess

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I am well aware of that sensation. Just goes to show you that all it takes for us to literally fall in love with a woman is to get a good view of her sexy body. Women will NEVER possibly feel this way about a man, they aren't even attracted to the male body, unless he is physically the absolute peak of masculine alpha. Otherwise women view men primarily as disposable providers, protectors, entertainers, babysitters and emotional tampons.

Having a gf is in fact worth it and this comment was original

>>39664409
I'd rather just have a lifelike doll I can touch and rub my dick on whenever I want

>>39664424
That would be pretty awesome albeit expensive.
Don't know that a robot could ever be as soft and warm as the real thing, also the SMELLS

>>39664292
Is it possible to be that physically attractive to women as a man? Or is the male equivalent to that fame and money?

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>>39664458
>also the SMELLS
Learn to aromatherapy. There are some essential oils that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you rub them on your hands and take a deep breath of them, absolutely intoxicating, just as sensual an olfactory experience as the smell of beautiful woman. I get organic ylang ylang oil since its pretty inexpensive, yet very powerful

>>39664490
>Is it possible to be that physically attractive to women as a man?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/d6/61/22d661f0add8872e5b6570bbe6d4e5b9.gif

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>>39662927
One time I saw a perfect body too. Only the girl was very obviously underage. I'm talking like 14 years old, man. DDD tits on a tight as fuck body in nothing but a a tank top. If that makes me a pedo then fucking shoot me.

Where the hell were these girls when I was growing up?

>>39664574
Firstly where would I find something like that for purchase. I still don't know if it would be the same as musky girl gooch and sweaty butt

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>>39664627
Natural grocers or online, I recently got some of those at Whole Foods for $10 each.

Not the same obviously, but a similar experience in that you can envelop yourself in an intoxicating feminine aroma that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I'm a virgin but experience some heavenly embraces with women at yoga events, where the smell of them and feel of their body was amazing like nothing else on earth. Aromatherapy is the best way I can replicate the experience smell wise, its like the flowers themselves giving you a sweet sensual embrace.

>musky girl gooch and sweaty butt
Though if the could bottle that, I'm sure we would buy it, and that girls would also spray it on themselves as the female equivalent of "ball sweat cologne"

>>39664764
Cheating man I don't know if it's this thread right now or something about your post specifically, but I am joining a fucken yoga class like tomorrow I don't care how gay are creepy people think it is. I've just been so lonely for so long and I crave heavenly woman touch

>>39664804
The typos in this post are beyond embarrassing. Proof that the talk-to-text functions only get you so far, but more proof that I'm a dirty mobile poster I'm sorry :^)

I don't know if you figured it out already or not, but you miss one huge point here . Let me enlighten you. You guys don't have a gf because you are fkn fags, even if you get now a gf you still will be a faggot . Improve your own life and bitches will follow .

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>>39664892
I work 9-5 office job and go to the gym

I don't know any bitches to follow me

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>>39664804
>Cheating man
wut

>I don't care how gay are creepy people think it is. I've just been so lonely for so long and I crave heavenly woman touch
Don't get into yoga just for the hope that women will hug you. Its a nice treat when it happens, but it might not, and its something I do for physical and mental health reasons regardless. If there are qt females in my class its actually pretty distracting, cause I keep taking glances at them instead of focusing on pure mindfulness.

Also, I'm sure I creeped out several women there by hugging them too much or too close, some who took their first class at the center and I scared them away. So now I hardly ever initiate hugs with women but if they are offered, I will make them as long and close and loving as they will let me.

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Today at work I saw this girl who came in that worked at a different area that had a huge butt, like two beach balls. She was cute but overdid it with these face piercings. I've only talked to her a few times and she's nice but damn. That booty

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>>39664892
>Improve your own life and bitches will follow .
You normalfucks need to stop spouting this retarded meme. You have to actually be around women in social settings, and have an attractive body and personality in the first place for this phenomenon to take effect. In other words, only if you are relevant to any such females in the first place, then they will notice you.

If you were always the invisible man, an introvert with no friends that will still be the case. What you have to realize as a man is that no one cares about you and you are alone in the world. You will never be an object of desire the way you lust after women's bodies, and the only time women might show interest in you is if they want to use you for something.

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>>39662927
Best body coming through