So you finally got that job champ, next up let's trying

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I won't take a no for an answer, you go there and talk to her until she accepts to go on a date with you.

>>39652669
D-d-do I give her a handshake?
Do girls like firm ones too?

>>39652798
Thanks dad. I took her on a date to the handicapped capper and gave her 30 for her dealer. Now let's go get Five Guys.

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There she is champ. Just go up introduce yourself and the rest should come naturally. Don't be shy, I bet she's wondering why that handsome guy hasn't approached her yet. What's the harm in asking her out? Remember, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

>>39653086
Hey do you like anime?
Cause you're asian.

>>39652889
Just go ask her to o give your penis a firm handshake. She'll like your honesty!

>>39653133
Tippest toppest wew

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>>39653133
sorry dad, I don't know what went wrong.

>>39653086
H-hey you're a g-g-girl
What b-book are you reading

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>>39653229
Umm.. I have a boyfriend

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>>39653215
I'll just give Mr. Policeman a firm handshake and $100 to release you

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>>39652669
but dad, I already have an internet gf

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Alright champ so you didn't get a date. It's not the end of the world. Listen champ, you tried and that makes you a winner in my book. How about you try approaching two more girls in the store and then we'll call it night?

>>39653376
I just started my job dad. I don't have any money yet.

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>I live on my own now dad, you can't make me do this embarrassing shit anymore.

The powers you neets will never know.

>>39653383
Listen, Pops, I appreciate your concern. But I'm really not looking to have a conversation with these bitches. I like to fuck, no strings attached. Tell you what, why don't you drop me off at the club so I can pick up some skank and get a blowjay in the bathroom. I'll get an Uber back, don't wait up.
Thanks

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Look champ, I see a couple more girls over there. Remember try the same approach. This time try to say your name without stuttering, don't be scared. She's probably just as nervous as you are.

>>39653383
I already told you DAD. 3D women are a blight on this planet. I don't want to talk to them, let alone allow them a chance to steal my precious mana.
My waifu understands me and is all I need. reeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39653383
Father, these whores are beneath me. We are pure of blood and should not associate much less procreate with these low blooded cretins.

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>>39653438
That's why I'll do it for you, anon. You're a good kid.

>>39653086
>tfw this would actually work but no robot has ever had the balls to try it
For example, I don't even know what "going out" entails. What do people do on such occasions?
t. 32yo khv (dateless as well)

A family friend got me a job interview for a job I'm far too neurotic to do and also extremely unqualified for. Is there a way for me to make sure they don't hire me that said family friend won't hear about and pass on to my parents?

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So another no, it's ok champ just keep your chin up and some lucky girl will say yes eventually. I had to ask out 20 girls and get 20 nos before I came across your mom who said yes

>>39653576
A loose handshake and no eye contact

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>>39653323
REEEEEE BITCH I SAID HI NOT SUCK MY DICK

>>39653581
Punkass beta only had sex with one woman

>>39653581
Thanks dad, you're a real G my nigga.

>>39653586
roger that. I also suspended any and all bathing. Figure I have three days to smell as bad as I can.

>>39653576
It's easy. Don't try to sell yourself. Don't show any motivation. In short, just be yourself.

Kind of wish my dad was like this

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Champ, I see another cute girl. She looks a little shy, I bet it's because she thinks you're cute. This one should be a easy one. Remember, just say your name and maybe compliment her hair

>>39653689
ayo babe r u from iraq cuz u need to Baghdad ass up.

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>>39653689
damn, I'll save that one for later

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Darn, another no. Well don't worry Champ, you're still doing much better than I ever did and I still scored a date with your mom. Listen, I know I told you two more girls and we'll go but I really think you could at least ask a few more out. You're already on a roll here champ, it would be a waste to walk away when you're getting better at this.

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>>39653086
Hey, koniciwa baby! You and me... Pic related.... Okay for you, yes? Like white guys?

>>39653576
Why not try it out? Honestly, if you fuck up you'll just be where you are now with a little more cash lying around and the knowledge that you tried.

>We'll go to the bookstore champ, lots of nice pretty girls can found there

>tfw my Chad boomer uncle actually told this to me

>>39654054
is it actually true though, or just a meme? am i getting meme'd here?

>>39654054
>>39652669
Former cyborg here (now kind of a normie, gf and everything) does this sort of thing actually happen to NEETs? Do people actively encourage you to just approach women and ask for dates?

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Oh I see another champ, look at her sitting on those bookcases that way. She seems a bit quirky. I bet she would love that humor you always use on that chinese website.

>>39654165
yes, esepcially from older people. i have a ton of older coworkers that are saying stuff like "i should try to set you up with X girl" or "have you tried online dating???" or "how come you're 30 and haven't had a gf yet?"

>>39654165
It's a meme you retard

>>39653689
Realistically a girl like this would pull 'that' face.

The face like they're looking at a giant shit thats steaming. I just want love man, i want love. I want a girl of that level. Am i asking for too much?

>>39653323

Thats nice he can take you on romantic dates and buy you flowers, I just want to take you for a few cheeky cocktails

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Shoot, I really thought you had it that time champ. You're so close to landing a date I can feel it. Don't give up now. Imagine if I gave up after the 20th girl, you wouldn't be alive right now champ

>>39654165

No only Pua types do it

>>39652798
Kek, I love how a simple Photoshop effect can make something sinister.

>>39654282
D-Dad, I don't want to date g-girls. I'm g-g-gay.

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>>39653689
>I bet it's because she thinks you're cute.
fuck you old man

>>39654348
>soniamdisappoint.jpg

>>39654198
>>39654206
wew, I'm getting mixed messages

Can we change location, dad? This bookstore is shit.

I can't impress girls when there are no real books tfwtoointelligent.jpg

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"Wow, so YOU'RE Champ. Your dad told us soo much about you. Tell us something about yourself!"

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How about her champ? She's wearing a nice sweater, just compliment that and I'm sure she'll be so flattered and let you take her out on a date

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>>39653689
>you think she finds me cute dad?

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>>39653499
You are a disappoint son

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>>39654531
I should have let your mother have the abortion

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>>39654520
>hol up bitches
>pull up pic related on phone
>start spamming them irl like a autism

>>39654528
H-H-Hi, my name's A-Anon. M-My dad thinks your s-sweater is n-nice. D-Do you want to g-go on a d-d-date?
>Your dad's hot, I always like the older type, give him my number please
O-Okay...

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>>39654634
don't tell mom about this champ

But dad, even if I get a date I don't know how to proceed!

Having some hearty giggles over here, lads. Dadposting is fucking brilliant.

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>>39654520
Hello ladies. My name is anon.
My dad is great right?

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Wow, I am totally shocked that girl didn't say yes. Alright champ, it's getting late I know you're tired. Just one more girl and we'll go home. I promise you

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Alright champ. I see the girl for you. Listen I know she's not the prettiest girl in the store but these girls can often be the sweetest girls inside. It's usually what's on the inside that counts champ.

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>>39654786
Dad enough of this shit. I want to become a trap so i can date as many guys as i want.
No dad of course Its not gay

>>39654842
>Hey little girl, wanna sit on my face?

All done dad, I fucked her up the Hershey highway and made her clean me off with her tongue. Let's go get Fuddruckers.

>>39654842
Damn dad you call this cutie not attractive? What are you fucking faggot?

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>>39654915
I didn't raised a dumb sissy anime boi Champ

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You did it Champ! You finally got her number! I knew you could do it. See what happens when you're persistent, it finally paid off champ. Let's go home and tell your mom, she'll be over the moon. Congratulations Champ, I'm proud of you. A new job and a date, I don't think you're the same son I had two weeks ago

>>39655223
T-Thanks dad. S-Should we practice the firm h-handshake again when we get h-home?

>>39655275
now you can throw out all that chinese cartoon dolls you have, you wouldn't want to embarass your new girlfriend when she comes to your room

>>39655223
the number is fake dad.

>>39655223
Too bad my own father is a hateful sack of shit who disowned me. The idea of having a father who actually loves me seems like some kind of disney bullshit desu.

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>>39655294
Oh Champ, don't worry about. I bet it was because she was so nervous she must have misremembered her number. If you see her champ, just ask her about and I'll bet she'll have a laugh and give you the correct number

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>>39655712
>I'll bet she'll have a laugh

>>39655712
Haha real fucking funny, Dad. I'm a little distraught, that much is true. But I'm still gonna get some ass tonight. Your ass. That's right, I'm going to fuck your ass. Long, powerful strokes. I hope you like woodworking, because I'll be working my log through your shitter all night long. I'm an ass plumber, motherfucker, and I'll root your tight toot until it's clean as a whistle!

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>>39655712
>11111111
yeah, I'm pretty sure it was just made a mistake

>>39656024
Work your tongue in there, faggot.

>>39656442
Spread those plush cheeks