What's the first thing you would do if you woke up looking

>>39652006
Trim/fix that disgusting chest hair then bitches

>>39652021
t. sissy twink

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>>39652031
I said trim, not shave.
It looks like he sprinkled some pubes on his chest. His superman body was 10/10 and made me slightly gay or gayer.

I would probably go about my daily routine seeing how people's attitude towards me changed and enjoy it immensly.

cry about my hairline

>>39652006
Check out my cock. Take pictures of it. Stick a cucumber up my ass. Finger myself. Fuck a banana cream pie. Mud wrestle

>>39652275
>This 2uhbh
whomever doesn't do this does not belong on this board in the right sense.

>>39652732
>be 10/10 millionaire chad
>have slightly receding hair that you can afford to reverse when a suitable treatment is discovered

Or

>be 4/10 virgin robot

Pick one, you faggot

>>39652770
Yeah i'd choose not to be a retarded hairlet.