> Hey... you're my neighbor right? I'm Jessica by

>>39651768
"Oh, h-hello Jessica, yes I am your new neighbour. H-how's life here?"

>>39651768
Sorry I can't afford you tonight

>>39651768
>"Nice, my name is anon."
>proceed to avoid eye contact with her until one of us move out

>>39651768
My neighbours are old people so that can't be.

>>39651768
go for broke since odds are no way a girl like that is going to go out with me but I'd just pull my dick out and say you want this you dirty bitch.

Then probably have the cops at my door 10 minutes later.

>>39652295
A girl like her wouldn't even care to take a quick glimpse at this sack of shit.

>>39651768
what brings such a stunning creature to this precarious ledge? if m'lady likes, i can chart you a safe way down.

>>39652342
Has it occured to you some girls just want to say hi to their male neighbors without any sort of sexual undertone?

>>39652352
this is the only right thing to say. women love gentlemen

>>39652544
Ugly people dislike me, let alone nice ones.

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>>39651768
>The beach

One of the most overrated things of all time

>>39651768
"h-here's hoping...haha"

>>39651768
>Hi, Jessica, I'm Anon.
And then proceed to be vaguely friendly with her. Not enough for us to regularly have contact, but enough for her to be willing to do favors for me, like look after a couple of plants while I'm gone or to let me borrow some gardening tools.