bf/gf material rating

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also here's a template for you guys

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Reposting
I'm not much of an artist, plus my hands hurt from work.

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posting again i suppose pleas no bully

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This was kinda fun to do.

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tfw no otouto bf

>>39650742
Literally me, what are you like?

>>39651144
idk I'm just kinda passive but clumsy

Stop it with this general-tier trash.

>>39651181
Do you have discord or something originally?

>>39651087
too cute to be real

gib contact c:

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Reposting :)

Origalcommentt

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INTJ if anyone cares
nobody does

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Might as well post my updated version.

>>39651264
sure!
qweq#8618

>>39651227
Dokurider#9851
I'll be right back

>>39651266
This was me from 16-22, except I'm ISTP. Sodom was such a great band.

>>39651296
Dog damn, that's literally me except dropout, but I already have an oneitis, sorry

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posted earlier, and i touched it up a little

>>39650878
You sound very fun anon, but I feel that I wouldnt be motivated enough for you.

>>39650687
how does this thing work? what's the basis for the words?

>>39651351
>discards your entire hand
You're one of those people

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hi. *post*

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po-resting

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gimee those yous

>>39651266
Pretty qt to be honest.

>>39651357
> not motivated enough

It depends what you mean by that. To be general, what I care about is that the person finds the stuff I wrote in the image somewhat interesting, the person has atleast 1 thing they're interested in and for the person to be from Europe. Overall slowly improving together is the most fun there can be, even if it's minor things with pitfalls and failures along the way. Learning something new, finding new topics to think about, not giving up and so on.

>>39651340
Yeah, it still is :)
>>39651434
Thanks!!

>>39651431
whats your jewtube anon

>>39651437
This sounds perfe-
> be from Europe
S-so I guess me being from Australia is a deal breaker?

>>39651482
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkTsZSJwmeUTw1U0RhIVt8w
it's dead, lad

>>39651473
I don't listen to German metal much, but I wouldn't mind listening to it if you show me some of your favorites.

>>39651504
such big LDR always end in pain and disappointment from not being able to meet the person you start caring about. It is a deal breaker, sorry.

>>39651373
i do not really understand what you mean by this but ok.jpg

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posting. it's hard to be objective on these.

>>39651315
Im having issues with discord, need to reinstall :((

>>39651629
It's fine, I'll just be chilling

>>39651580
Thats reasonable sorry for disturbing you then.. have a good night or day

>>39651551
These are my favorite songs by German thrash metal bands if you want to check them out :)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i2jNNyacfo4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TSwhRjbOb6A
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YfFKutmdSLs

I also love Rammstein but it's industrial metal

>>39651385
your animal crossing thing reminds of when i was a kid and i worried about the cars outside when it was raining

>>39650687
HAHAHAHHA FUCK OFF.
no one would like such a loser.

>>39651531
why don't you make any new content anon? i like your stuff

>>39651760
worried they'd have a short circuit because of the rain or something like that?

>>39651803
the whole simpsons could only last so long + other people did it better

>>39650687
This is all me except for moba and im taller. Im not sure if i should be happy that someone could like me or if i should be more sad that i know this is the wrong way to human.

>>39651847
yeah fair enough, but i mean like, create new shit? you obviously seem good at editing and stuff i dont know if you still make stuff without uploading it or w/e

>>39651845
no I just didn't like the idea of our car being cold and alone so I would watch them from the window.

>>39651720
These actually don't sound half bad. Tankard sounds pretty good.

The kind of metal I generally listen to is opera-esque, I guess the genre is called symphonic? Luca Turilli for example.

>>39651883
I have some alternative / longer stuff that didn't see nearly the same amount of views so it's unlisted or private for now

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>>39651787
atleast i contribute to a thread

>>39651787
that's literally me though :(

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>>39650687
Sup friends. How's sunday treating you?

>>39651370
seriously how do I figure out what to put on these?

>>39651617
I like you anon

please teach me how to gut a fish I want to learn

ITT: nice folks

>>39651385
I was into it until I saw the pro-hitler stuff.

You've got to get over that.

>>39652323
just put personality traits you think people would like about you

>>39652207
I know, it's literally me too. That's why i posted that. No one would ever want to be with us. We are literal trash brother.

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>>39650687
first time making these.

>>39652430
i'd be into it if you didn't smoke and weren't into /pol/

I would make one of these but I'm too depressed and don't want to look into myself too much

>>39650878
Not a girl but you sound like a fun lad to talk to about various science stuff. Im also into gamedeving be it with Unity. Have a discord or something?

Does anyone have to other boy template?

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>>39652587
>boytemplate
here you go anon

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Jessica is best gf material.

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I tried to make me but I don't feel like this came across as authentic enough of me but I liked the effect anyways.

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I kinda wanna put more things in this but I'm too lazy.

>>39652660
You sound pretty cute, but would you make good wife material?

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>>39652355
uhh
sure...
things people like

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>tfw no twink to dominate with my hot musty man meat
>ywn shove a cute twinks face into your crotch and make him worship your heavy low hanging balls and hard as diamond precum dripping cock

>>39652697
Depends what you think wife material is, I can cook and I'm really loyal (to the point of being crazy) but I'm also childish and kinda crazy

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haha inside jokes nobody else understands this is the last time im every posting this

>>39652743
Would you make a good mother though?

>>39652660
sounds like she would kill you if she catches you jerking it to porn.

>>39652751
Dunno, but I really really want a cute son :3 I have names picked out and everything
>>39652756
this is true

>>39652827
How many children would you be willing to have theoretically? For example, would 6 be too many?

>>39652827
if I can't get my release from porn, are you available to give the succ on command?

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I stink at this

>>39652872
Why do car owners like to waste their gas so often?

>>39652745
you seem cute anon

>>39652930
Ofc I don't like to waste gas, but it's a great place to talk about n/a. Worth every penny in gas money.

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i am so sooo bored

>>39652862
If my husband can provide a good life for us and let me pick out the names then the ammount is negotiable

>>39652933
Im terrible and everybody hates me but at least i'm an elf

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>>39650687
Posting mine because i get too embarrassed to reply usually, so i'm gonna try again.

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>>39652997
D-do you need company?
t. Swede

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Heh, I'll repost. Fell asleep last time.

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>>39653055
>an elf

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This is me.
I'm a boring person.

>>39653090
I can't help being a halfling creature. Point ears, slender, brushed hair. Fuck my life. half-breed mudblood race.

>>39653024
Are you in Europe anon?

>>39653031
That seems fair. Do you live in the U.S.? And if so, what state?

>>39652583
Actually finding a friend or two could also work, so why not. I am going to sleep soonish tho.

Melar#8164

>>39653070
>see drawing and read one blurb
>I'm going to call this person out on being tra-
>finish reading

Oh

>>39653117
no worries my man
elves can be cute

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posting mine again cause I am a failure and I don't have anything better to do.

>put invisible Unicode characters as name
>can't give out discord
>don't want to change it because it was patched
I can't add all my buds unless I add them personally.

>>39653173
post contact and you might have a /cute/ elf to talk to...or maybe im not cute. Roll the coin

>>39653193
>makes threads about you on /r9k/

Please don't do this. 99% chance of hurting your husbando this way.

>>39653193
Hey. I'm in this thread somewhere, you seem cute.

I'll beat you if you promise to beat me.

If I ever actually got a significant other, I'd keep that poor soul away from here.

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>>39653223
I know that I shouldn't.
>>39653224
I'm not good at beating people, but since I'm a toxic person that deserve it I'd be very passive if you're going to do it. It's not like I can feel anything so don't worry

>>39650878
> tfw no motivating nerdy bf to make games with and watch documentaries in bed while talking about space

Why is me living outside of the EU a dealbreaker. If things go well with someone a person can always move. The states are superior anyways. It feels like youre limiting your choices when theres a small chance of meeting someone face to face even if the person is from the same continent.

if you ever feel down, you can always come over for rice and beans. that's the promise. although really i'd probably see someone at my door and freak out a bit and it'd be really awkward.

>>39653288
Sweet. I'm kind of sadistic and incomplete, not weird about it. If we met we'd get along.

We're not going to meet though. R9k bums me out.

>>39653031
Are you interested in starting a LDR with the intent of eventual marriage?

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hello this is original

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>>39650742
>>39650786
>>39650878
>>39651407
>>39653101
These are super super cute.

>>39653380
Not the same person, but yeah, I think it's a bit of a pipe dream to actually meet someone through your favorite image board. I'd also just get really uncomfortable if someone got friendly through discord.

>>39653222
sorry to disappoint but im not a girl, just wanted to compliment you cause you seem cool
if theres rl grls in this thread im sure they'd be interested

>>39653193
>posting this again for the third time because I'm an attention whore

>>39653193
those infp feels
please take them away aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>39653024
Qt but feel like there's red flags.

>>39653424
Oh I guarantee there's very few people you'd want to actually meet from r9k.

Still. An anonymous little masochist who hates herself enough to let me do whatever I wanted to her? It's compelling enough to keep me posting namean. I get to live in my own little fantasy world for a few more minutes.

>make one of these
>feel like writing "I'm just a sad puppy pls love me" is inauthentic and slimey, as is pointing out depression and just wanting someone to be sad an pathetic with, so I just curtail around that and try to be more objective
>get no yous and everyone who doesn't feel too self-aware to avoid those tropes gets lots of yours

You'd all like me irl, I swear....

>>39653452
that's always how it is with these threads. girl seems real nice, cute, and then there's one little bit of text in the corner that's a big ol' red flag.

>>39653424
not that anon either but i could NEVER meet anyone from this shitty place

>>39653424
>>39653380

I met someone irl after talking to him for a month, I met him here. It didn't end well.

>>39653485
That's where I'm at too bud.

>>39653463
The one I made really painted me out to be normal, all the cool ones are like 'let's snuggle' when really I don't know how I would act because I've never had a girlfriend.

>>39653193
>don't let me go
>*leaves*

Nuh uh. Not dealing with this shit again.
Anons, stay away from this girl if you want your heart intact.

>>39650878
Please be my bf :((

Originall

>>39653412
Nobody would ever stick with me for that long.

>>39653504
Wanna tell the story? Depends how not well the story ended.

>>39653504
what happened? give all details owo

>>39651306
I would do anything to have bf like this

>>39653526
ProbProbably the way you think you would.

It's alright man you'll makeit.

>>39653333
The thing is both cases give slim chances of meeting and a relationship going anywhere. That's the nature of meeting someone online. Theoretically, If there's a good enough connection it could work no matter where the other person is. The thing is, from past experiences I know that distance is the #1 killer of relationships as a whole. If the person is from the EU, I could easily invite her over to move in or do the same myself. If things go wrong, it's easy to go back aswell. Hell could just visit for a few weeks. Now with someone being from the other side of the planet it's much more difficult. Visas, flight costs, distancing your relatives and so on aren't as straightforward as jumping countries from one part of the EU to the other.
And well i'm tired of only having a relationship that's hold up together via microphone and cam. I'm also not that desperate to just go for anyone interested, if that doesn't sound too rough. If I'll find someone from the continent that's perfect. If I wont then I wont and continue living my life, but I wont go through another relationship where we both get hurt over distances and 50 other reasons based on it.
I want physical contact, I want to feel the person near me, to actually see them, hold them against me.

Again I don't want to come across as a dick who is uhh...stuck up? Not sure how to express it. I just think it's better this way. Nothing personal and i'm happy you were interested, but also sad that there's distance.

>>39653422
Youre super super cute.

>>39653544
Well I did post my discord >>39653138

Kinda just dawned on me that you were supposed to write these up with how'd you act to a bf/gf in mind. Woops. Now I don't wanna rewrite.

>>39653436
Yeah, and..? I arleady told that I'm a terribile person. Maybe I should just add that on the drawing too.
>>39653558
Met him, we fell for eachothers so hard, did a lot of stuff togheter, and now we don't talk anymore because of me. I coudln't be with him, that's it.
It's just a sad story
I hope is not here reading this though, I shouldn't talk about him

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>>39650742
be my friend

>>39650878
j-john lennon

>>39653587
I'm still holdin' on ma man. One day I'll get there. One day I'll stop being the funny guy.

>>39653554
Are you clingy? If so that would be perfect. I'll stick with you as long as you're loyal and will talk to me.

>>39650687
>tfw want to make one but i have so many mommy issues and want to be taken care of and reciprocate those feels but nobody is going to care anyway
Why am I reading this thread it hurts so much

>>39653617
Ah, it's one of those stories. I had a mental image of some dude sperging out and doing something horrendously stupid. Sorry.

These sort of threads make me realize that if I had a choice, I'd pick the blonde girl nearly every time
Is that a bad thing? I just want a blonde gf to support and to support me

>>39653667
No, he was perfect. Kind, sweet, all that stuff, but I was the problem.

>>39653692
I dunno' my man. I'm partial to brunettes, but when I was a little kid I instinctively picked blondes.
I guess I like someone who shares the same hair color. Doesn't really matter for me though. Down with the support.

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this was a more intense emotional journey than i thought it'd be

>>39650878
> turned down two girls
> has interest hobbies and motivation

Fuck off Chad holy shit. Now I remember why I hate these fucking shit threads. Id kill for any female attention at all even if she was from another galaxy

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>>39650687
sometimes i feel unlovable

>>39653704
You sound like me
It's so much easier to blame myself when things go poorly than somebody else
Other people are just doing what they do

>>39653704
Sorry, I guess.. these things happen? Not good with pulling kind words out on to text.

>>39653737
Yah, being metis sounds tough

>>39653728
could be friends with

>>39653728
>liberal feminist

GET OUT

These are probably all made entirely by men or women are making fun of us. I don't believe anyone would actually want me as a bf.

>>39653635
werner, if that is you, i love you and loved you since i first saw you

>>39653782
yeah you'll start to notice the guys get a few replies, but it's mostly the hungry boys sniffing for female fresh meat

>>39653737
You seem cute, I'd be up for it if it wasn't for myself.

>>39653782
I hate that people can't post time stamps here. You'd be surprised how many girls are actually here.

>>39653744
>>39653767
Thanks for those kind words. Also, everything ended like an hour ago so I needed it. Last time that I saw him it was like a week ago, but now he deleted my number. It's for the best, meet someone that you met here only if you're a nice person that isn't too toxic..you could ruin someone

>>39653728
If it's worth anything, i'd date you if i didn't live on the other side of the planet

>>39653737
>Actual crazy person is a communist
No surprise there

>>39653723
Yeah, I'm blond too but my family is all darker haired than I am, so I finally feel like I fit in with somebody else who is blonde

>>39653962
yeah, I think for now I'll tread the real life route as best as I can.

>>39653635
I'm sure you have a nice voice, where in Britain are you from?

>>39653554
Why do people not usually stick with you?

>>39653972
thanks c: where are you located? i'm in the us north east

>>39653774
>>39653952
>>39653977
what the fuck is this cryptic shit

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I have a gf and she wont leave me despite knowing all of this, I love her but I know I'm no good

Some of this shit is cringe central though god damn, all these omega males wanting to cuddle like little fucking girls or something.

Makes me feel a little better about myself, thanks.

>>39654063
what happened to you in the past ANON?

>>39652344
shutup it was the best part

>>39654023
Scandinavia, South Sweden to be more precise.

>>39654063
we probably share about 50% of our traits in common, so that's nice.

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would buy a gf

>>39653635
...? Just hit up my discord here>>39651315
Don't fret if I don't add you right away, I need to go do some errands first.

>>39653582
Why is that anon? Anything that stands out to you?

>>39654125
damn this one really strikes a nerve with the girls thinking you're gay part. I've always been too comfortable, thinking it's a good thing to be.
I guess they all rationalize someone like me wouldn't be very confident or easy with girls in the first place.

>>39654186
This has happened to me so much, even my mom does it, I feel like I ought to date a man to see if I like it
But I'm not sure how anybody can trust men

>>39654110
vrf ar alla europeiska robotar svenskar? far en verkligen att ta:nka

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> inb4 ree kill you are self

>>39654110
>>39654246
idk whats happening here but i feel like i just watched my man get stolen

>>39654042
hm? Just make yourself through the mystery and you'll find love.

>>39650687
hey OP thats me. if you're a girl then maybe we can fuck sometime before i kill myself

>>39654280
dont worry, i dont look for a man

he is all yours

>>39654259
>poly
you again, unironically kill yourself

>>39654280
lol this loser doesn't know swedish

>>39654157
Because we are pretty similar :)

>>39654243
I've let myself fall into too many archetypes to survive normally. The funny, charismatic guy. I basically run my own circle of friends, but damn. I don't see a girl opening up to me anytime soon.

>>39653554
Are you still here in this thread?

>>39654316
I'm just incredibly sensitive and like to be kind and nurturing, and I get really nervous about intimacy, I must come across as very feminine

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>>39654186
it does not help that i look like a mix of AVM and AND from pic related

>>39654390
you must be cute as fuck then

>>39654311
I got a thing for detective girls.

>>39654390
I'd need a moment, but from a quick glance I look like a mix between LTM and AND.
I've let myself become the witty, funny dude. Known for doing quirky things. I can walk up to someone and say 'hey, what's up' and they'll chuckle a bit because they know the things I've done and my reputation.
It's kind of getting old.

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>>39654246
Om jag maste gissa, sa skulle jag saga att svenskar i regel anvander datorer/internet mer (vet bla. att om man vill studera IT i Skandinavien sa ar Sverige go-to landet), inte for att namna att Sverige har storst befolkning av de skandinaviska landerna, men din gissning ar lika bra som min.

>>39654447
>mix between LTM and AND

You mean, you look like an AVM? That's literally how this works.

>>39654280
The chap just wondered why most robots are Swedes. To which i have no good answer.

Ah screw it, do you have Discord/skype?

>>39654406
sadly most german girls dont think like this and are either highly on the spectrum watching anime religiously or bitches hanging on the dick of "hough guys"(mostly turks (i am not racist because i am of slavic orgin myself) and are bland and boring in general . I really enjoyed talking to a british friend of a friend of mine as she had something i have never seen in a german girl but sadly she only stayed for 3 days. I even heard that german girls are perfect for robots but i am not the average robot i guess

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>>39654454
Men 10 miljoner ar fortfarande typ inget. Tror mest nagon fran sitt eget land sticker ut mer och da verkar som mer an det ar.

>>39654447
omg i have this witty funny quirky dude features too. i think it is the worst as it makes people like you but not love you

>>39651309
>>39651087
y-you seem really nice i added you too

>>39654454
joda, det ar tva bidragande faktorer. en annan ar den svenska introverta och individinriktade kulturen

synd skulle jag saga

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>>39654341
Sadly I am. hey.

>>39654530
Shit, that would've been easier. Like I said, I probably needed to look at it longer than .5 seconds.

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>>39654619
Har aldrig forstatt vad som ar felet med den introverta kulturen. Varfor skulle nagon vilja bli stord av en person som man inte kanner pa stan?

>>39654536
sorry i took so long to reply! i was actually downloading discord lol. my username is teorema, not sure what the number next to it means or if you need that to add me?

>>39652059
I'm getting really strong reddit vibes from this picture and I would appreciate it if you wouldn't post it here.

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>>39653735
> not wanting to hurt oneself and others is being a Chad
> not wanting to waste time is being a Chad

No, i'm just not that thirsty anymore. "Any" attention can hurt a fuck ton, especially when the person doesn't want to bother out of the blue, when there's no drive to continue.

And don't worry anon, even with me posting my discord and some people expressing interest, I didn't get a single add. Hopefully that makes you atleast slightly happy to know.

>>39654390
The more to the right, the more attractive imo.

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>>39651431
Saying "Oi" does not make you special as an Australian. Also, why the fuck do you and kiwis use metric for the most part, but then give your height in foot/inch?

>>39654708
The number is the important part, as they allow people to have the same username.

>>39654788
oh fuck i rly am a dumb bitch, ok it's teorema#7536

>>39654690
haha, jag gillar inte jankarnas satt heller. kanns falsk och jobbig. syftar mer pa """varma""" kulturer, dar stora familjer ar vanligt och man umgas ofta och tar hand om varandra

>>39654608
no problem, anyone can add me (:

>>39654708
Yeah, i'll need the #XXXX thing too

>>39654767
not OP but that's just a characteristic of anglo nations and ireland, we mix the two together like retards.

>>39654657
If you're at least interested, we could chat on discord or skype about it.
Here's my discord thing:
#0604

>>39654715
You turned down TWO girls. I didnt get a reply in 5 threads

>>39654767
Canadians do this, too
I think it's just culture

>>39654809
if he goes by the name "sidf", please stay away from him for your own good

>>39653421
This seemed cute until the non-virgin part.

>>39653942
no im not, sorry!

>>39654002
im from cambridgeshire, but have a little bit of a bumpkin dialect

>>39654144
ok!

If anyone wants to try and add me, I'm at tieguy#2759. What the heck, right?

>>39650687
OP's post is fucking gay as hell..

>>39654870
if i dont find out what this means immediately i'll die

>>39651266
>a woman shorter than me does exist
>she's in the land of the spurdo

>>39655123
yeah, it's been making the rounds.

>>39653452
>smiles all the time
>who cares if we die

>>39655145
Where are you from?


Originall

>>39655287
>back away slowly

>>39654926
I'm a virgin
Post was not original obviously

>>39655287
>the night has just started
I mean I'm just interested now in how crazy she is.

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intjs have no place in society i just want to be a sage and live on a mountain

reddit tier thread

where are the real robots gone?

>>39655436
These are the real robots, just not the hateful ones

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>>39653024
>tfw you will never find someone this perfect in real life

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>>39650687
might as well post, since I went through the trouble of making one

>>39655503
easy to find one that describes self as such, but chances are likely will descend into a hellhole

>>39655560
Oh sorry, here's the proper form I think:
Caprikel#0604
I'm still not very familiar with discord

>>39655622
Yeah, that was the problem. You need the username and the code together.

>>39655287
that is every ENFP ever

When did the whole MBPT thing become so popular? I swear it wasn't always as referenced as it is.

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W.I.P.
Hope I'm not too late.

>>39655820
Depends how long until the next grill posts and everyone swarms over for a 'chance'. Nice on the collared shirts.

>>39655862
y-you too...

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39655371
In that case

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>39655862
I''m guilty of waiting for the next qt to post.

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Hello fellows

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why not, i guess

probably not original

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>>39655952
Jesus Christ, literally everything here is a red flag for me.

>x, y and z are indecent
>*smacks ur buttom*
wut

>>39655952
Are you perhaps in Europe anon?

>>39655952
>read with the most confused and blank expression of my whole life.
Well, what did I say? I already see a bit of an influx.

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yeah i dunno if i like this or not

>>39656022
Bottom smacking occurs in private baka.

>>39656026
UK my friend.

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>tfw addicted to milsurp

>>39656189
>>39656192

I'm also UK, and I think castles and bondage is good idea.

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"Here we go again!" said George and Harold

>>39656154
you sound perfect to me anon

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>r9k bf

>>39656189
If you wanna add me on discord I'm Plain Face#4713. I'm>>39656026 btw

you guys can come over for rice and beans any day

>>39653728
hmu on discord

SixRealmsOfPain#0037

There are too many people to rate. It's time to stop and to start rating all these people.
I won't help you.

>"Porco Dio, che macello 'sto thread. Me ne torno su /pol/, Madonna cancro." unrelated

>>39656346
It has become a horde.

>>39650878
You remind me a friend of mine whom I'm amazed deals with my bullshit.

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>>39650878
R-Ronnie?

>>39656430
Everyone has to have that one friend, right?

>>39650878

get out bearded nu-male normie cuck

reeeeeeeeeeee

>>39653728
>Latina

M E X I C O
E
X
I
C
O

>>39656582
U R U G U A Y
R
U
G
U
A
Y

>>39656558
A very very thin version of Ronnie, with slightly less spaghetti.

>>39656575
beards are comfy even if they're ruined by being "fashionable"

>>39656430
What kind of bullshit? Small world

>>39656636
tfw she thinks im cute
tfw she doesnt get the references and doesnt understand im really manly as heck


post contact already.

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i should really update this but im /spoiler too lazy

cute
>>39652745
>>39654125
>>39655956

>>39656282
You're not quite bf material, but you are worth abducting and reforming.

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ayyyy lmao (hair should be brown/blonde with natural platinum blonde streaks) am a GUY (MAN)

I remember watching an old civil war movie where one of the characters had the same haircut as me. He had a really great beard. His beard is my goal.

>>39656702
thanks there buddy

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>>39656753
sorry bong

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A little updated, because I'm bored and there's nothing much to do today.

>>39651385
to good to be true :-:
contact ??

>>39656688
i relate to you senpai
this is me>>39651617

im just shamelessly giving myself a (you) desu

>>39657058
All flowers die when plucked

>>39651385
>joy division
>NIN

oh just take me now
>>39655956
dis me

>girl
>image
henlo girl please move to my house immediate and date

>>39654186
...holy shit do girls think I'm gay?
I know people who hear me on the phone think I'm a woman, and people who see me think I'm 12, but fuck me, if I have that on top of everything it's a fucking shit sandwich

>>39657318
I'm sorry dude, it's a hole I've been trying to crawl out of, and it's a hard one. Only way to really prove it is to actually get a girlfriend and that's a bit awkward.

>>39654390
>tfw bushy eyebrows and strong chin but everything else about me is feminine or diminutive

>>39657088
you seem pretty cool actually, where are you from

>>39656154
L O C A T I O N?
?N O I T A C O L

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>>39650878
Why did this one get so many replies while mine never get any?

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did this out of boredom

again

>>39655346
I'm from Michigan, orginieally

>>39657458
It's all in that guy's hair. It's very distinct.

>>39650687
Not much better or worse than the average robot personality-wise but the way you draw is 13yo-on-deviantart-that-uses-xD-a-lot-tier.

>>39657458
Sad lonely femanons want a manic pixie dream boy.

>>39657460
Why am I attracted to people like you, you sound adorable nd I wanna care for u

>>39657460
Pls be in Europe anon.

>>39655514
>arguing is necessary for self-improvement
why did you have to be male?

>>39657460
>>39657519
At first glance I'm really thinking about it, and then my better judgement gets a hold of me when I realize I could not competently care for a person like that.
>>39657527
I guess this is why people started going gay.

>>39655956
and you are...? m/f? continent?

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>>39650687
I've only ever had one GF. She left me for my friend after 2 weeks.
>warning: garbage level oc

>>39657585
The perfect level of effort

>>39657395
thanks im from scandinavia, what about you

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In case it wasn't clear, I'm not very good at showing affection.

>>39656154
I like pretty much everything except the psychedelics and the Evangelion
psychedelics are even more of a dealbreaker than regular drugs for me, that shit can stay in your system and fuck with you, and so many people that take them have this "you don't even KNOW, MAN" attitude about their experience and I don't want to hear that

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Repost-a-toast

>>39656605
Montevideo?

>>39656688
>smoking
how about no
if you don't have respect for your body why should I?

>>39657653
usa
ripperoni

>>39657599
Huh forgot to name it, bf from yurop btw, sorry if that wasn't what you wanted to hear

>>39657687
If this is actually you we should be friends. I'm this disgustingly over-positive fuck >>39657616

>>39657802
>>39657687
With this mighty hammer a great brotherhood shall be forged to stand the test of time

>>39657802
Yea that's me. I think I should update with some more specific things but I like how it's just me without going too deep.
>another disgustingly overly-positive ENFP
Hell to the yea we should. Where are you from man? I'm from Aus

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something about an original comment
I could add more here but whatever
North America

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faggot coming through

>>39657839
I'm from Underwate- I mean, Florida. I have discord if you're fine with adding me. How is it in Australia?

>>39657700
born there, live in the us now

>>39657921
How horrifying.
Why would anyone leave here?

>>39657949
my parents brought me here when i was rly young. would love to visit tho :(

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Why can't I have a surrealist whimsical Iglooghost gf/bf


it hurts

>>39657880
>that pun
Nice. Hope you packed a snorkel.
Sure, mrayner#9994 is my discord.

Australia is awesome. I just finished work an hour ago and I'm just chilling in my garage gym.

>>39658001
>howdyboysimmarshallrayner

A lot of the people here are really into their music, and I listen to music rarely if ever on my own volition. Only if the mood is just right for some song I heard ages ago.

>>39658001
Sent, It's Azul#6464.

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What's my rating?

>>39658079
9/10 because that's pretty close to exactly me and I appreciate myself more than anyone

>>39658079
>no drugs
>no alcohol
otherwise, pretty gud imo!

>just want to find friends to play vidya
>no replies

>>39658298
same
but unless you're a hot quirky girl that really wants an imminent demise, you're outta luck here.

>>39658248
>being a degenerate

You're a part of the cancer that's bringing down society.

>>39658324
the fourth GUY posting here really got 11 replies

>>39658362
How is it degenerate? I don't party, i don't participate in "drug culture" or anything like that i just like to do drugs and get drunk alone while listening to music. Tell me how that's degenerate and bad for society.

>>39658051
Kek. Funnily enough my actually full name ends in "James Rayner". One letter off but close enough.

I just listen to whatever Spotify pulls up. Usually when at work or working out
>>39658069
Gotcha <3

>>39658367
yeah I'm not sure what's up with the big hair man but he's getting a lot of attention compared to the rest of us

>>39658419
>STARCRAFT IS REAL

>>39658402
Regardless of who you do it around, consuming drugs and alcohol supports both industries and thus the culture of hedonism that pervades both social and asocial people.

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I don't have access to passable digital drawing tools atm

>>39658462
Y'know it bby
>This is Jimmy

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>>39650687
>tfw no /out/ gf
>tfw no /mu/ gf

>>39658633
Hol up r u tellin me that dexys midnight runners is worth a listen beyond come on Eileen

>>39650687
>tfw no harmless optimistic reddit gf

>>39658572
>"O h y e a h , y o u ' r e a T E L E P A T H!"

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first time trying this. someone hit me up please

>>39658714
sounds pretty similar to me my dude, nice

>>39658696
>I will rule this sector or see it burned to ashes around me

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Uhhh I'm just really bored. Not looking for anyone, honestly.

>>39658815
ayyyyy lets be friends

>>39658895
you're awfully similar to my oneitis
but your taste in anime is slightly better than hers

>>39658895
Like the cuddly and cute shit. Seriously attractive. Not a fan of weeb stuff, but would totally date if you were smart and didnt care for romance bs.

>>39658860
>"Ah to hell with you!"
>>39658899
Sure my dude, got a discord?

>>39658895
you seem cool i'd befriend
t. dumb bitch gf

>>39658997
yeah, Everett#7074

>>39656279
wow thanks!
>>39657435
austin tx
>>39657675
i feel i get what you're sayin, i think the general culture of drugs is pretty lame for the most part and those kinda people who are pretty obsessive over their own experiences kinda ruin it for a lot of people understandably.
though, i don't really enjoy talking that much about my experiences either. for me, they're these intimate and kinda personal experiences that i like to keep to myself or the person i spent the time with, and even then there's pretty minimal discussion afterward as it just feels irrelevant at that point.

yeah i dunno

>>39658895
Why would you post something so cute and say you're not looking for anyone?

>>39659220
It begins with an a and ends in ttention.

>angrily furrows brow
WHY WOMEN DONT WANT!!! AAAAAA

>>39658895
>reddit is gay
AM I FITTING IN YET??

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I want this kind of girlfriend!

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Dunno why I'm wasting my time.