>dick is too small to ever find love If your dick is above

>>39650150
>muh dick

>your oneitus will never lay with you because your dong will literally split her in half

>>39650192
That's simply just not true Anon, she would find a way to fuck you.

>>39650150
>tfw my dick is 5 1/2 inches
What are my chances of ever getting laid, robots?

>>39650289
Just as likely as someone with a 7 inch dick. Dick size doesn't matter until after you get laid really.

>>39650289
You can get laid, but she'll most likely cheat on you, probably around a 90% chance she will.

Actually if your dick is below 7-8 inches you are less then a man to the average woman.

>>39650150
goddamn these threads make me so mad

like fuck you would rather die alone than just eat pussy good? fuck it, the world is better off without you, you fucking whiny bitch

you know why you don't hear the small dick guys with gfs complaining about how small their dicks are? because they're too busy eating pussy to complain

>>39650429
No matter how good I can eat her out she'll never be completely satisfied and she would end up cheating on me.
Women need to be stretched.

>>39650471
idk why you think that

like only 20% of women can even get off with POV. literally 0% of sexual satisfaction for 75%+ of women comes from the actual dick. the rest is clit stimulation, rubbing

plus a smaller dick is better for anal. a lot of girls actually like anal, but only if the guy has a dick under 6" because there's a bunch of nerve endings in your ass

actually, for some girls anal feels better than vag sex. and if you add clit stimulation to the anal, boom, fireworks

why do you think women need to be stretched? They enjoy pain? are you some kinda stupid?

>>39650535
>search pornhub
>literal thousands of videos of girls having squirting orgasms from absolutely 0 clit stimulation
Just admit you're wrong

>>39650642
I highly doubt any of the 80% of women that don't get off from PIV sex are going into the porn industry.

just admit that you're stupid

>>39650681
Then how come all of my past bf's and gf's have broken up with me for the sole reason of my tiny dick?

>>39650681
Cite your sources plz.

>>39650150
I'm 5 1/2 but with extremely good girth.

>>39650150
My dick is 13" and I think I'd rather have a 5" dick.

Its to big and girls don't like it. at least most don't.

>>39650717
Now you're straight up lying. Fuck off

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5,7 x 4,7 and 5'11, i was so close from a normal life, if i was 6 x 5 and 6 feet i would finally be free instead of the nearly-man who always lie