Isn't it time for you to hugg a family member and say "I

>hug sister
>get a kiss
I don't know what I expected.

>>39648975
Tell her that it is not acceptable for her to sexually harass you.

>>39649028
I don't see how a kiss is sexual harassment. It's not like it's the first time anyway.

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Steelers kickoff in 1 min im excited as shit

>>39648879
I don't have any family. Why do you people have to keep tormenting me with things I can't have?

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>>39649142
Also laura heres a nice picture for you

>>39648975
>hug imouto
>get chewed out for disturbing her vidya'ing
Exactly what I expected.
I can't help that she's adorable when she gets angry.

>>39649178
That's not even a good joke.

For instance, Blake Bortles is clearly at the same level as Brady. The two of them combine for 5 Super Bowl championships, 4 Super Bowl MVPs, 12 Pro Bowls, 2 First and Second Team All Pro seasons, and two regular season MVPs.

>>39649181
Why did you interrupt? Was she really mad?

>>39649142
>>39649178
>>39649337
Please no sports.

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>>39648879
I hugged my mom, she just said "hey"
>>39649142
It would've been funnier if it was a Packer name, not the 3rd biggest fag in fag town, the biggest being Bettis, then Cheeseburger
>>39649178
Nice

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>>39649073
Loves it actually Eh, things are changing if me getting back my drawing hobby says anything. It's for the better anyways.
>>39649424
>asked about sports to someone
>"why not esports?"
>that wasn't the answer I was expecting..
It certainly is interesting to see posts about it though.

>>39649510
These always make me giggle. I love the faces she makes.

>>39649424
She wasn't proper mad, just got a bit huffed.

>>39649510
THEYRE NOT ON THE FRIDGE, IF THEY WERE IN THE FRIDGE I WOULD JUST GET A CHAIR, THEY'RE IN THE CLOSET ON THE TOP SHELF SO I HAVE TO GET A CHAIR THEN THE STICK
AHHHHHH

>>39649633
That'd be harder to draw and that's a weird place to keep them. Give more details next time, goober.

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>>39649633
>CHAIR AND THEN THE STICK
I don't think I've ever met someone who's so adorable when they're mad. Please never change or grow, Laura.

>>39649633
Right.. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOUR SETUP? I JUST LEARNED PEOPLE KEEP LIGHTBULBS AWAY FROM YOUNG CHILDREN. I BET YOU KEEP YOUR BREAD AND MUSTARD IN THE FRIDGE.
>>39649684
>That'd be harder to draw
Well, I wouldn't say that.

>>39649734
>grow
I don't think that'll be a problem.

>>39649739
Mustard goes in the fridge after you open it.

>>39649684
DONT GOOBER ME
>>39649734
WELL WE KNOW IM NOT GONNA GROW
>>39649739
I'M NOT A CHILD

>>39649739
ALSO
OF COURSE I KEEP MUSTARD IN THE FRIDGE YOU NIGGER

>>39649853
Calm down, Goober. You're scaring the other children.

>>39649886
Wew

I accidentally gave my dad the succ

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>>39648360
>How often have you two done this?
Not sure if you were asking me, but I lie in by myself about every weekend unless I have to do something, which I usually do. My brother's too much of a butt to nap with me nowadays so I just sleep alone, or go on my phone for a while and life suddenly skips four hours ahead. M was about as much of a sleepyhead as I am so we'd pretty much cuddle the time away most evenings she was here, didn't really watch movies often or anything like that, just lying together and talking
>>39649510
Adorable as always
>>39649853
>>39649886
It's so hard not to bully you when you're like this

>>39649739
>keeping bread in the fridge
I seriously hope none of you niggas do that.

>>39649886
Laura, you sound like you need a big brother or something. How short are you again? I bet my sisters who are way younger than you are bigger than you.

>>39649922
She's a wee 5 foot 2 inches

>>39649819
I wouldn't know. I don't have SHIT TASTE IN CONDIMENTS.
>>39649853
>CHAIR AND THEN THE STICK
Sure, sure.
>>39649886
>YOU NIGGER
My fridge doodle doesn't warrant you calling me that, you..you.. MUSTARD JEW. I'll lie forever and say mustard tastes like shit if it means that it'll get under your skin.

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>>39649893
AHHHHHHHH
>>39649916
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>39649937
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>39649922
IM 5'2", NOT EVEN THAT SHORT, AVERAGE IN AMERICA IS 5'4", IT A FUCKING 2" DIFFERENCE AND BARELY AT THAT BECAUSE IM CLOSE TO 5'3"

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>>39649984
>IM 5'2", NOT EVEN THAT SHORT
Pic is very related

I like to imagine she's violently typing on her phone making weird faces and noises while her parents concernedly look at her

>>39649916
I asked both of you. I was just curious if you watched anything to pass the time, but I guess napping together is pretty neato. Hope you keep on being comfy on the weekends.
>>39649921
Only the worst kinds of people do that. But I'll accept them for their differences.

>>39649981
DONT CALL ME A FUCKING JEW ILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND THROW YOUR BODY IN A SALT TRUCK
>>39650043
MY MOM'S DOWNSTAIRS AND MY DADS NOT HOME

>>39649921
We keep bread in the freezer if that counts
>>39649984
Don't listen to these nerds, take a shower
>>39650120
Sleeping is the best part of it, hope you get a good week to yourselves soon.

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>>39650125
CONDIMENT KIKE
Also
>What are you drawing?
>A Jewish mustard bottle
>'kay..
Thanks a lot, Laura.
>>39650187
>freezer
That's acceptable and understandable. But yeah, hope so too. Thanks for that, and thanks for the well wishes.
Just now noticed that my sister's Meowth drawing was the OP image. It's been a while.

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>>39650187
I already did, go to your room Ellie
Get your damn bread out of the freezer
>>39650254
You deserve that Jew boy

>>39650305
>Jew boy
Which one is it?

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>>39650345
Well played bearg

>>39650345
>>39650415
I don't know what the fuck just happened.
I miss autist rage Laura.

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>>39650415
Thanks. I surprise myself sometimes.

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>>39650461
Autist rage laura is so adorable i just want to pick her up and wrap her in a blanket like a baby and hold her till she stops screamin.

>>39650461
It wasn't autistic rage
>>39650483
You want a cookie?

>>39650664
Depends. Can you bake? r u patronizing me?

>>39650723
Yes to both of those, but I'll gladly bake you some cookies if you want them

>>39650664
You're right its womanlet rage.

>>39650747
Fuck yeah, I don't have any shame. I'd gladly scarf down freshly baked patronizing cookies. Better be peanut butter.

>>39650779
It's "I'll fucking shank you in the bathroom"
>>39650784
If you really want peanut butter fine

>>39650828
You would only be able to shank my calfs.

>>39650828
I guess bake whatever you think is right. That's what we usually make whenever we get around to baking anything together.

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Man tell me I aint the only guy who saw chair and stick and thought ya'll were doing a sex thing again.
>tfw the nigga who was nice enough to let you weather the storm with him actually just wanted to put the moves on your sister

>>39651046
Why haven't you put the moves on your sister yet?

>>39650941
I'll cut you
>>39650962
M&M brownies?
>>39651046
Fight him

>>39651046
Ooh, shit. Was he really that obvious? Any response from your sister about that?
>>39651138
I'd eat anything to be honest. Not that picky besides pickles.

>>39651124
Why would I do that
>>39651138
He big tho.

>>39651138
Last time i checked children cant have knives.

>>39651180
Because she's your sister and you love her? Don't make me point out the obvious.

>>39651175
He aint done nothing but talk her up since we got here, the ho's going along with it so far. Ain't none of my business I guess but c'mon.
Lights flickering, ah shit.

>>39651138
>>39651175
Please stop flirting

>>39651235
I mean, as long as she doesn't have much of a problem with it. But I guess if the only reason he'd let you guys stay over is for that, then ehh I guess?
I'll sacrifice a lamb for your safety.

>>39651300
Well thanks, poor lamb tho. I'm just giving him shit, it aint the only reason we're here, he's cool. hopefully cool enough not to give the bitch a dick appointment in the next room.

>>39651421
>poor lamb tho
I've butchered a chicken before, I'm sure it's a bit similar.
Alright then, as long as it's all fine and dandy. As always, stay safe. Dump water on them if they do decide to be rude.

>>39648879
No. It is not Meowth, but thanks.

>>39651640
Are you sure it isn't?

>>39648879
Reminder to put "/hyg/ Hug Your Family General" in the thread title next time. That way it'll make it easier to search the catalog for these threads!

>>39652388
Nah, we see through your act. Just shift click.

>>39652737
Alright, but what is so hard about adding a filter tag to your threads? Why are you guys to vehemently against it?

>>39652765
Honestly, most of us are fairly indifferent to the idea.
There are a couple of anons who argue that the shitposters will be able to find the thread easily and spam like they have done in the past.

>>39652902
But look at BritFeel, they have a tag and there's no real shitposting there.
Also, how will it make the thread easier to find? All you have to do is type in "hug" and these threads show up. Honestly I just want you guys to have a tag to I can properly filter you. That's why you get as many shitposters as you do, because you keep bypassing filters. I'm not even trying to shitpost or anything, I'm trying to be friendly on the matter.

>>39652943
I get it and even agree with you to some extent anon. As I said, most of us are indifferent.
The problem is not exactly just from the outside: the same regulars who get very up in arms about it become somewhat vitriolic if things don't go their way.

>>39653396
I don't see why regulars would be upset about something so small. It's literally a courtesy to everyone on /r9k/ to add thread tags. If they're really about being nice to everyone then they shouldn't mind it.

>>39649084
So you are saying this harassment has been ongoing and pervasive?

>>39654496
>pervasive
I don't know what that means. It's not harassment, but yeah, she's been doing it way more recently.

>>39652388
>>39652765
We did that once and it was terrible. I'm never doing it.

>>39653716
>If they're really about being nice to everyone
Who said anything about us being nice?

>>39654577
What what so terrible about it?
>Who said anything about us being nice?
Isn't the credo of these threads "Improve family relationships"? Doesn't that imply that you want to be nice to people?

>>39651175
Good, I hope you like spicy food
>>39651180
Be bigg
>>39651186
I've used knives for a long time
>>39651294
Shut up

I hope everyone's having a good time
I'm going to sleep soon

What's everyone up to?
I'm looking at cute animals instead of sleeping now, they're funny
Someone please say hello

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The only good thing about being in this storm has been the constant naked cuddling with big brother.

>>39655889
You really should go and kys.

>>39655889
Hello anon
I'm not up to a lot, just getting ready for bed. Probably gonna watch stuff on my tablet for a bit.

>>39655902
How are you holding up with the whole hurricane shit?

>>39655917
It's not bad yet but around 1am-2am tonight it's gonna be scary as fuck. That's why I've been latched onto big brother for hours.

>>39655910
I will
Here's a (u)
>>39655917
Are you gonna watch anything in particular? Don't stay up too late, please

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>>39655955
I've no idea what to do during hurricanes, I guess just don't freak out and pray nothing kills you. Fingers crossed.

>>39655980
I'm watching the 90s Batman animated series, it's pretty fun. Watched most of the first season last night and we'll see how much I get done tonight.
Definitely needs more Harley/Ivy so far.

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>>39656206
Sounds fun, happy you're enjoying stuff. I'm sure you'll be able to ship those two even more soon enough
I really should try to sleep though, goodnight

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Power went out. It's begun

>>39656443
Thanks, yeah it's pretty good. Hamill is an amazing Joker. Just got to the first Harley episode. Pretty cute.
Good night eeella. Sleep well.

>>39656820
The biggest tell that everything you post is made up is how you consistently post as things are happening or immediately afterwards. I really hope you don't actually do these things and then feel the desperate need to run to your PC or grab your phone and post on 4chan about it.

Just gonna bump this thread again.

>ha she's posting about being in a massive hurricane
>that's how you know she's fake
what is this autism power level

Good evening thread, all my friends and family are still alive in Flordia so far. My brother asked when this is all over if I would play super Mario 64 coop with him. Normally I say no to pirating games but my brother hasn't asked me of anything in a long time so I will make an exception.

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>>39658658
Hey stay safe out there. It's scurry

>>39658763
Huh weird why did it upload sideways

>>39658763
>It's scurry
Looks spooky, those blinds might attack.

>>39659115
>what is phoneposting
Not the brightest trip in the thread, are you?

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>>39658890
Na not the blinds it's the sheet metal covering all my windows. It's dark and this is my only light atm

>>39659517
Why everything gotta get turned sideways

>>39654640
The spiciest.
>>39659572
The winds must be that strong. Bad jokes that probably weren't warranted aside, stay safe. Is that really your only source of light?

If you have any weighted blankets just get underneath them, try to drown out the sound with headphones on, and cry.

>>39659621
Other than flash lights in reserve yeah. Me and my aniki have been very lewd cause the setting feels pretty romantic tbqh

>>39659730
What's after the crying step?
>>39659761
Oh, alrighty then. Just thought that that literally was you're only source of light. It's a disaster outside and inside the bed I guess.

>>39659814
Survival at best.

Who here /reportskissyandhopesshediestonight/ ?

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>>39648879
I'm not very close with any of my relatives and have always been known to avoid unnecessary contact. They would probably think I'm planning to kill myself or something.

>>39660240
>They would probably think I'm planning to kill myself or something.
Good. Hug them and love them and post what they do over the next few days. It might make you feel better about yourself.

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>>39660304
I live far away from all of my relatives. It's going to be weeks or months before I see any of them.

>>39660372
Oh no. Try calling them.

>>39659730
How are weighted blankets? Do they get hot at times, how comfy are they?

Reminder that Laura is lackluster

>>39661297
Laura is a lovely person, take that back.

>>39661328
I will not. She has shit taste in everything except vidya and cinema.

>>39661367
Oi shitbag, calling her out on bad taste is my thing and you're taking it too far.

>>39660836
They are my life. I'm perpetually cold so they don't get me hot much and if they do I just turn down the AC.

>>39661328
>>39661447
Orbiters - not even once.

>>39661499
How does saying Laura doesn't have shit taste (which she does) make you an orbiter?

>>39661526
Whiteknighting and then claiming as if you have a "thing" with them is a classic sign of orbiting.

>you can't do that! that's why she likes me! that's why im unique!

>>39661552
I don't think you know what orbiting is

These threads are now just a bunch of beta cucks orbiting a couple tripfag femanons

>>39661744
Friendly conversation and banter isn't orbiting.
Instead of complaining, contribute.

>that feel when your sister refuses to sleep in her own bed
Why is it even there
Whatever, I get to cuddle her some more, not losing anything by it.

>>39661297
>>39661328
>>39661447
What
>>39661526
I don't have shit taste

>>39662367
>What
Wot

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>Starting up orbiting shit drama again.
Am I gonna have to get the belt out again anons?

Pat, tell me a funny story about H pls

>>39663482
You guys want the story of me being hit with the yard stick?

>>39663821
Sure, random anon. Any story is welcome.

>>39663821
Go for it, but only if you make it a classic green text.

Snails are actually kinda super cute
>>39663821
Sounds fun, go ahead

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>>39663836
>>39663867
>Mom hanging up some dumb picture that she took down maybe 2 years after this story
>Standing on a chair and using the dumb stick
>I'm walking towards her for an unrelated reason
>"Hey can you help me"
>"Yea just gimmie a sec"
>"What'd you say?"
>In some random fit of angst, I snip back "I said gimmie a sec" with enough attitude to get smacked upside the head with a stick
>She said something smart like "I didn't ask for sass, I asked for help" or something, I don't know for sure it's been a while
>Asked if it "looked right" because she couldn't find the level
Not really interesting I guess, but whatever

>>39664008
Yes, they are. So are seals and puppies.

>>39664041
>In some random fit of angst
How old were you? Nice story. Stories involving your mom are usually good.

>>39664041
Did it hurt a lot? That was unwarranted of her
>>39664075
Seals, puppies, kittens and bunnies are all super cute
I'm stuck looking at cute animals instead of getting up pls help

>>39664075
I was like 12, we still lived together
I wasn't really an angsty rebellious type, just didn't really like being told to speak up or repeat myself then, now I at least know it's me
>>39664008
Slugs are kinda cute

>>39664183
Wasn't the worst she's done
Her way of rationalizing is always somehow conveying that her mom did worse
I don't blame her for it, I was being a cunt for no reason

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>>39664183
>I'm stuck looking at cute animals instead of getting up pls help
>implying that's a problem

>>39664194
Slugs > snails

>>39664233
>Wasn't the worst she's done
More stories please

>>39664252
I just remember worse physical punishment, I remember she gave me a bruise on my arm once and apologized not for squeezing my arm, but squeezing it as hard as she did, and followed up with the fact that it could've been avoided if I wasn't a brat
I don't even remember what I did, I just remember not feeling like I deserved that
I remember her and my dad got in a fight over it

>>39664194
Snails have a cute house on them though, even baby snails cause it grows with them, they're like slimy turtle doggos
Slugs are cute too I guess
>>39664233
I don't think she was in the right but whatever works for you
>>39664252
I neeed to get up though
I just started looking at puppers last night to stop thinking about a qt who's been on my mind lately and now I'm stuck in /an/ and it's too comfy

>>39664404
Stop thinking about Laura

>>39664429
I'm not this girl's reasonably sized and has a boyfriend

>>39664660
>reasonably sized
kek. Who is it?
Calm your e's, girl

>>39664691
Just some girl
She's super pretty and I'm kinda envious and maybe kinda want to smooch her just a little
>Calm your e's
Make me, tough guy

>>39664876
>She's super pretty and I'm kinda envious and maybe kinda want to smooch her just a little

My life every time I see an edgy "not like the other girls" type of girl

>>39664876
Anon, girls can't smooch other girls. It's wrong.

>>39664885
I know you don't realize it but you've hurt me deeply.

just hugged my cat, he hissed at me and fucked off

>>39664939
But can guys smooch other guys?

>>39665327
No dude wtf is wrong with you?

>>39665337
At least no one here is hand holding

>>39665533
Gosh I would never want to be in that sticky situation. Hand sweat, just the lurking anxiety from someone having a hold of your hand. Just let hold onto your sleeve or the bottom of your shirt please.

With my dying breath, I wish for Laura's dad to return her feelings

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Well here I am again with my late night incestous cravings for my father. Im calling my old thearapists office tomorrow to see if they have any recommendations for where I live now because I'm sick of being dominated by these feelings. I'm sick of having to miss family event because being in a room with him for 5 minutes fills me with such a sexual lust that I have to be no where near him. I'm tired of having insomnia because I can't stop thinking about how I want to be raped or rape my dad or even the more disturbing stuff I won't mention. I wanna be able to have a normal relationship with a man without thinking of my father when I'm trying to just be around them. I don't wanna be a slave to these feelings I'm sick of this shit.

>>39666242
Have you tried dating girls instead?

>>39666291
I have, it's fun at first but then I just feel empty, I don't feel interested in them anymore after a few weeks though I try to hide it. I give them gifts, hug them, kiss them and it feels great to see them happy. But I feel an empty void in my heart like it's all lacking something and in the end it's just me projecting onto the woman who I want to be. I buy them clothes because I wish I was the one wearing the dress, I give them giant bouquets and teddy bears because those are the things I want. In the end they just become a giant Barbie doll of who I want to be and it just makes me sad and hollow on the inside. I could go out right now and easily meet a girl, start dating, and be in a relationship. In the end though it's not sustainable nor is it fun so instead of trying to kid myself I just stop dating women all together. There is also the fact they can just scream rape these days and win a law suit thanks to feminism.

>>39666434
Maybe all you need is a giant nigger cock inside you to be happy

>>39666434
I was expecting a simpler answer. Sometimes autism doesn't seem so bad. I'm avoiding girls because the last and only one hurt my soul. I would love to find a boy but no one in my classes are really pushing those buttons. Even if they were I wouldn't speak up about it anyways.

>>39666498
Try finding a glory hole near you

>>39666498
Afaik all you did was smoke and lewd. How did she hurt your soul?

>>39666543
Super hot in theory, would never actually do it.

>>39666600
Being ghosted just really hurts. Especially when they've mixed up your insides and you kinda felt something in those kisses.

>>39666498
I have dated both men and women and let me tell you they will both hurt you in ways that you never thought. Whether it was being cheated on by the women or the men just thinking your not worth their time and want nothing more than a fuck toy they will both hurt you. You shouldn't look for people because of their gender or sex (though it helps) but look for someone you want to be with forever. Never date someone because they have great sex or have a lot of money or what ever one dimension. You wanna date someone who compliments you on multiple levels and you general mesh well with, someone who you can say is your partner. Don't try to force a relationship just let a relationship happen and you will have a better chance at finding a successful one. The only reason relationships don't work for me is I'm a broken person. How can I begin to take care of another person when I myself can't overcome my greatest evil. I mean my only solution was to run away from my dad and never meet him face to face.

>>39666642
>would never actually do it.
What if it was a few of your friends on the other side, but you don't know whose shaft is in your throat?
Try finding a girl without the premise of getting high and fucking.

>>39666715
Well that's enough wisdom that I'll probably forget in the morning for me. I need to sleep.

>>39666734
Getting my friends off one at a time while we all know what was happening and with who but not actually seeing anything or knowing who exactly each person was sounds extremely mouth watering. I have no friends.

Well maybe if she wasn't so fucking sexy in literally everything she did then I would have done a better job avoiding temptation.

>>39666839
Story confirmed best taste in thread

moot would've hugged his sister

>>39650187
>We keep bread in the freezer if that counts
My cousin does as well. Sometimes there's hese coincedences where you and my cousin have something exactly the same going on and I freak out and have to remind myself there's no way in hell you're the same person but I still get nervous. I can't remeber the specific instances anymore but this has happened a couple times now.
>>39664183
Reminds me of a couple weeks ago I was walking away from the dance club with some peeps from there and we took a shortcut through a field and one of em nearly tripped over a hedgehog. He was super cute and just shuffled around a bit not even scared of us in the slightest. Cute animals are the best.
>>39664041
I never got hit for stupid reasons like that, usually only for fightig with my sister or making a really big mess. Kinda bitchy from your mom desu but moms take way less shit from daughters than fro their sons in my experience.
>>39666242
>>39666434
>>39666715
Fuck man, I hope you find someone that can make you happy forever. I know tha feel of not feeling like you'd be capable of a relationship though I've never had one so what do I really know? I've never been to a therapist but I know some people that've really been helped by it so I think it's good you try that again, do you feel like the therapy you've had thus far has helped you?

>>39667645
They didn't really help but then again I kinda didn't give them a chance because I also wasn't ready to confess my incestous feelings at the time. I try to hint at it but like my mom told me "People don't normally think about that stuff so it's hard for them to get the hint". But now I'm ready to say it so I believe this time we can start making progress.

>start cooking shit
>shit breaks
fugg

>>39666116
Hahaha
What a waste
>>39667645
Didn't have a sibling to fight, I pretty much only got hit for sass

>>39668679
You could substitute "cooking" with anything else and it'd still hold true for me. I don't know why but I break a lot of shit lately. Probably a blessing I can't cook because I'd have ruined our kitchen already.
Also afternoon Euro-anons. Ameri-anons, what the fugg, go to sleep.

>>39669052
It could happen. Have faith.

>>39669057
It's morning.

>>39669093
We both know it won't
>>39669057
Mildly related, I asked my mom and she said I could do dinner

>>39669052
>only got hit for sass
Wow, I'd have ended up blue and green.

>>39669093
>It's morning
Well its morning for me too but I figured maybe some of my fellow Euro-anons have a normal rhythm and don't wake up at 2pm.

>>39669214
>she said I could do dinner
Last time I asked my mom if I could do dinner, she started quoting the Divine Comedy - specifically the inscription over the entrance to Hell. Because she's such a hilarious person.

>>39669214
Good job.

>>39669231
I meant for Americans. You said to go to sleep. But it's morning
>Last time I asked my mom if I could do dinner, she started quoting the Divine Comedy - specifically the inscription over the entrance to Hell
Haha

>>39669231
You mean black and blue?
You can make everyone an oven pizza
>>39669297
Thanks

Well everyone I just embarrassed myself and my friend in front of a YouTube celebrity on Twitter and feel like a dumbass. Now I feel extreme guilt and feel like I need to punish myself. Any suggestions that doesn't involve bodily harm, already issued an official public apology and gave the YouTuber permission to roast me for being a dumb ass.

>>39669374
What did you even do?

>>39669364
Put your name thingy on please.

>>39669374
You have friends?

>>39669297
>it's morning
Which is exactly why those still awake should immediately go to sleep.

>>39669364
>You mean black and blue?
I guess I do. In German we say green and blue funnily enough, I thought it'd be the same in English. My bad.

>>39669374
Why do you need to punish yourself? You fucked up, learn from it, move on. Punishment is bad enough if someone else does it, doing it yourself seems even worse.

>>39669386
Hey, glad you're still alive.

>>39669386
Tried to red pill the YouTuber because I thought he was talking about the last PewDiePie when there is apprantly a new one so now I made it look like I support people calling other people niggers or something and that my friend is friends with someone who supports that. Now my friend is super pissed at me, I tried to call him when I realized there was a new controversy but he is sleeping so I sent him a bajillion texts. I swear to God I'm such a dumb ass bitch sometimes.

>>39669434
Take a bottle of Aleve with a bottle of tequila

>>39669420
Thanks hyperdyke

>>39669434
That doesn't sound like it needs punishment. You just goofed explaining something

>>39669498
I said no bodily harm options bully anon, but seriously I give you a chance to roast me and that's your best insult?
>>39669420
I don't know, I just feel like when other people punish me it's never enough because they don't know where to hit me where it really hurts and if I make a big fuck up like that I gotta do something to myself to make sure I never make that same mistake twice.

>>39669570
Also forgot to mention I have trouble dealing with the emotion of guilt.

>>39669570
>when other people punish me it's never enough because they don't know where to hit me where it really hurts
It seems you've only been punished by fucking casuals. Tell them to git gud.
Seriously though, if you actually think you'll feel better after some punishment, try submerging you/your face in ice water. It doesn't actually hurt but it's a nice shock.

>>39669691
I wouldn't say they are bad at it I'm just desensitized from normal verbal punishment because of the shit my step mom did to me. From forcing me to embarrass myself in front of an entire church, grounding me of all entertainment for months, and the punishments happened during school as well as if I tried to relax at school my step sister would snitch on me. Also not to mention qouting Bible scriptures to point out how god doesn't love me and how I'm never going to heaven.

>>39669420
Cool to know, I guess I can see a bit of green in a bruise
>>39669392
Why?

>>39670137
It makes it easier for the kids at home to follow along.
Thread-killing goober.

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>>39670658
>spoiler
You're right, after all the months of bullying I'm just gonna end it all and take you faggots with me

>>39670695
Please don't kill yourself. Throw the bomb as far as your tiny arms can manage and run.

>>39670137
Sometimes not tripping is nice. Do it if you want to. You don't need to do what anons want.

>>39670707
She stopped in the middle of conversation. That's confusing. If she was bumping or responding to someone anonymously it'd be fine.

>>39670739
No, whatever she wants to do is fine. You guys don't need to tell her what to do all the time. If she does something then you just have to deal with it. The worst part is how you guys all turn right around and pretend that you're all so sweet and kind to her. Be nice all the time or it's like you aren't being nice at all.

>>39670781
I think your autism might be showing. I'm not being rude to her or whatever. All I'm saying is if you ask a trip something and an anon replies it's confusing for everyone else.

>>39670818
And why do you think it's okay to insult me because I'm calling you out for being a jerk? You're literally just being a jerk as a way to try and justify yourself for being a jerk. I might struggle to understand things sometimes but I'm not an idiot. You're mean and everyone can see it. Be nice to Laura and quit telling her what to do.

This goes to everyone. Quit pickibg on her so much. You guys are all jerks or creeps to her. Just be nice.

>>39670841
I apologise in advance for calling her a condiment kike.

>>39670841
Because I'm not being a jerk? Plain and simple; if you ask one person something and somebody else replies it causes confusion. I don't know where you're detecting hostility.

>>39670841
Jesus Christ, just fuck off and kill yourself already. Nobody wants you here.

>>39670818
>I think your autism might be showing.

Seriously, fuck you.

>>39670841
The constant negging does get a little weird

>>39670938
That's uncalled for.

>>39670942
You don't know what negging is. Juck off and kill yourself already. Almost nobody wants you here.

>>39670935
You were pushing her around and pretending like it's all happy and nice like everyone does to her. I don't get why you guys think it's okay to try and bully her like you do. You can say that it was being nice and helpful but you were just being controlling.

>>39670942
Doesn't it? They're always on her all the time. She's like the nicest person here and hasn't done anything to anyone and everyone picks on her.

>>39670938
That's a lie though. People are more than happy to have her around. Although the banter kinda goes too far sometimes.

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>>39670963
I can't juck off that's not a real word anon. Now please stop shitting up the thread with your faggotry.

>>39671005
Because they don't know the shit condition of these threads is because of her. There is no banter, all she's done is insult kissy from the get go. Story was a mistake, and always will be.

Alright I apolgize, I didn't know "Put your name thingy on please." for convenience and avoiding confusion was pushing her around and being controlling.

>>39671014
>please stop shitting up the thread
HOW FUCKING IRONIC COMING FROM THE GIRL WHO OVER HALF OF US SAY IS SHITTING UP THE THREAD

>>39670781
>>39670841
I appreciate it, thank you
But I'd really rather no one fought over me or get insulted defending me
>>39670818
Come on, that's just uncalled for and fucked up

>>39670985
For the record, I agree with you in this regard.
There's something odd going on with the compliments and acting a little too friendly by using traits as nicknames. I also find it strange that the thread only turned hostile when you called them out on it

I guess I'm one to talk but I do think people should stop with constantly teasing Laura, it can go too far and she shouldn't feel bad for anything, she deserves to be happy
>>39664885
It's always a certain kind of person who makes me feel this way and I can't put my finger on what it actually is
>>39664939
I'm a sinner
>>39667645
I'm also cousin anon's cousin
>He was super cute and just shuffled around a bit not even scared of us
Aww

I like story and kissy, I don't know why people get so mad about them
Saying shit like "Laura's gonna never find a husband" is kinda mean and unnecessary, but I don't care just please drop this and act like it never happened for the sake of not ruining the thread
I'm just gonna go for a bit and hope this blows over, I'm not here so there's no reason to fight over me

>>39671412
Story, because she lied and people are salty about being fooled.
Kissy, because she's an attention whore that ruins the threads.

>>39671055
"over half the thread"
sorry dude but strawpoll is easily spoofed and it only takes one person with too much time on their hand to get any results they want

it's telling that your poll had more responses than any other poll we've ever had even when this thread was more popular

>>39671446
>she's an attention whore
This again, when story went through all the effort to make four trips to get as much attention as she can. Whatever, dude, keep being deluded.

>>39671446
>>39671481
I have a feeling this is the same person

It's a samefag, stop giving him (You)s

Let's just move away from this argument. Everyone should stay in the thread.
>I think I was 13
>I'd come walking from school while my sister took the bus
>Why we left school separately we will never know
>Whatever the reason was, she'd usually get home earlier than I would
>She'd just be waiting at home
>I started walking with a girl from my art class since we found out that we live close by eachother
>My sister finds out when I tell her this
>From then on, we'd always run into her screwing around waiting for us at the turn I take to get on the path home
>Eventually I stop walking with her, but my sister now liked to wait on me
>Which then turned to her walking home from school with me
She tells me to shut up whenever I remind her of this.

>>39671501
Didn't you know? We're all samefags here.

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>>39671452
>easily spoofed and it only takes one person with too much time on their hand to get any results they want
Yeah, that explains the 7 votes in favor of kissy not ruining the thread over the course of a minute or two. And then over the next day real votes came in and tipped it back the other direction.

Well my sister is coming over today for a visit, I'm super sleepy but I'm gonna stay up to see her since I missed the wedding. She is at a spa or something right now getting stuff done to make her look pretty.

>>39671641
Just open an incognito page and you never see the other (You)s

>trying to pass off a strawpoll as legitimate
KEK

>>39671641
How come you only bully the fem trips? If I had to take a guess I think you only bully the fem anons because you want their attention and unfortunately your so bad with women you have to resort to a grade school tactic to get their attention. Then when the fem trips bully you you just keep putting on a show because those three trips are the only people who will ever get you attention in your whole life.

>>39671773
>call him a samefag
>know there's no way to prove for certain he's not a samefag
>"haha, I've won!"

>>39671776
Weird conclusion to jump to considering I only bully Laura, and only because everyone else does and I know it doesn't get to her.

>>39671972

Sorry anon you showed your cards >>39671055 the jig is up

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>>39671972
>I only bully Laura
>Responding to a post of him bullying kissy.

>>39672026
>>39672101
I'm not bullying kissy. I'm telling her to fuck off and die.

>>39672120
KEK it's over dude we all figured you out already

>>39672120
You should take your own advice and stop shitting up this thread.

>>39672164
Oh yes you've got me all figured out and you know everything about me because you're always right
Kill yourself

>>39672184
Once kissy's gone for good, I will.

>>39671662
Anything planned for the visit?

>>39671519
Aww that's cute. You should tease her about it now and post results

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>>39671519
You think she was jelly?

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>>39672202
No you won't man, your addicted to trigging trips, without us your life would be meaningless. You just pick a new target everyday, pull out the lube and tissues and start typing.
>>39672209
We are prolly just gonna hang in the living room and talk to her for a few hours. It will mostly be my grandma and my sister going back and forth on stories while I listen.

>Oh no the power's out and I should save my phone battery in case of emergency
>but I gotta get them (You)s

>>39672259
What. I can't tell if you're serious or not.
Once she's gone the only people here I'll dislike are you for being a tranny and the guy constantly telling White Nigga to fuck his sister because that shit gets really annoying if you're doing it constantly.

Speaking of, White Nigga where you at? You're alive right?

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>>39672231
I'll bother her when I can. It's fun to tease, but she has a lot of dirt in me as well, so it doesn't last too long.
>>39672258
Probably in some way I guess. Not like I really liked the girl that way back then. Just liked a little company walking home. Wonder why she stopped walking with me though.
>>39672259
Sounds pretty nice. Are her stories usually nice?
Guys crushing hard on Kissy.

>he doesn't know about portable chargers
Lmao

>>39672408
Oh? Do tell. Also yeah I think the guy is crushing on me that's so cute lmao

>>39672408
>Wonder why she stopped walking with me though.
Your sister probably went yan and scared her off.

>>39672429
It's still going to run out, cunt. I hope you die.

>>39648879
Last time I did this my mom committed me to a psyche ward because she thought I was going to kill myself.

>>39672489
Do it again and see what she does this time

I still can't tell if r9k's misogyny is ironic or serious

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>>39672429
I had a media class in high school and had to do interviews and other trash for the senior-class president. One had her cleavage revealed and pervert me had that on the mind the entire time. Apparently I kept saying "titties" when I tried to get out "activities". This was repeated who knows how long before another student finally spoke up to redo it all. Then they told her about it (my sister caught wind of it) and others as well which kinda made me wanna go back to editing the videos instead of interviews.
There's more stuff, but that's just one bit of it.
>>39672456
I doubt it. Wouldn't imagine her of doing that anyways.

The words "i love you" have not been spoken in my family for years now.
Both my mother and my sisters are smart and manipulative, and my dad has no spine.
I'm known for being the least emotional, smartest person, not only by my family, but by my friends too.
I'd like to keep my reputation as that. As somebody who has his shit together. As somebody stable and serious.
If i pulled something like OP said, even without the "i love you" words, everybody would probably think i've gone insane.

>>39673065
Oh it makes me so fucking mad. I don't know what's worse, the obvious sexism and misogynistic values of this place or the fact that most girls here support the political ideologies that harbor it.

>>39673065
I figure it's both
Honestly I barely go on /r9k/ outside of these threads, there's too much vitriol and /pol/ shittery going around, I don't even care if it's ironic

>>39673065
Serious in a lot of places from reasoning based on past experiences. It gets very tiring at times because no-one can even have a conversation with a female without someone screeching their head off.

>>39673262
What political ideologies do you support?

Let's not bring politics into this thread, please.

>>39673871
Alright, sorry for asking about that

>>39673262
>the political ideologies that harbor it
Oh boy, ranting about that is not a good idea here. We've been lucky that not too many people have seen it otherwise there'd be a massive shitstorm.

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It's getting too cold for lounging in just a big hoodie now

I just wanna be comfy

>>39674479
You can lounge with me of you want to, anon. It'll be pretty comfy.

>>39674698
That doesn't sound very safe...
I got teased over "finally dressing proper", my family's full of dumb jerks

Incoming music bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Z96WwZrL0

>>39675003
It's safe, I'm not the kind of guy to do bad things to another anon that wants to be comfy.

>>39676016
Can we all be comfy together?

Who /incest/ here?
Or at least experimented

>>39676437
>Who /incest/ here?
If you have to ask that you've never been in these threads before

How to seduce siblings?

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>>39676526
Hug them and tell them you love them.
>siblings

>>39676427
I'm fine with that, sounds nice

>>39676016
You're going to do weird things aren't you
I'm snugg wrapped in my bed blankets now

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>>39676437
This is a good Christian imageboard anon.

>>39676971
>wrapped in my bed blankets
Top comfy. Finally it's the season for blanket burrito'ing again.

>>39676991
There's nothing un-Christian about loving your siblings.

>>39676991
>blanket burrito
Yesss perfect season to sausage rolle

>>39676971
>You're going to do weird things aren't you
No, I only want to be /comfy/. Sounds like you want something weird to happen though, weirdo.

>>39677565
>weird
Not unless it's with my siblings, baka

>>39677565
Noo I don't there's just lots of weird people here who think with their floppy sausage

>>39677673
>who think with their floppy sausage
kek that got me
I just like being comfy anon, same as you. We can have separate sides of the couch if you want.

>cheap target tank top $10
>difficult to carry weighted blanket like $100 or something
>unknowingly showing your mom's friend's 12 year old son your boob, priceless.

>>39677846
>unknowingly showing your mom's friend's 12 year old son your boob
How did this come about?

Laura now that summer is over has the daycare gotten more or less children in it?

Also what age group is your favorite?

Kissy this question applies to you to

Also story what job are you working since the bookstore stopped being a thing?
>>39677846
How did that happen

>>39677846
>unknowingly
>says the biggest attention whore these threads have ever known
Kill yourself.

>>39677042
Depends on the love I guess. Although of course there's precedent in Scripture.

>>39677443
Aw yiss.

>>39677966
>Depends on the love
Love between siblings is the purest, there's nothing else to it.

>>39677728
Fine as long as you can talk to me about nice boys and dating them, I'm trying to get my feet wet
>>39677997
Yuri is purest

>>39678031
Only if they're siblings, sure.

>>39678031
>you can talk to me about nice boys and dating them
I'm not an expert on that but sure, as long as I get my half of the couch I'm happy.

>>39677898
>mom's friend comes over
>their extended family was reasonably affected by harvey
>picking up some old clothes and some supplies to help hold them over until actual solutions happen
>mom wants to ask me about some of the clothes
>just hanging out in my room
>come out trying to hold my blanket over my shoulders
>hard to hold it up
>answer the questions and walk back to my room
>blanket fell some while walking
>just trying to get back
>he comes out of the bathroom
>stares at my chest
>know I was braless so maybe my nips are poking some
>get into my room
>look down
>left mammary is fully exposed
>oops

>>39677906
I'm not working, just going to school.

>>39678082
Huh, well that's one happy kid I guess.

>>39678082
For reference how big are your mammaries?
Also how are you enjoying being back in school and how are your classes going?

>>39678056
No
>>39678077
Well you're an expert now, cause I want you to be
I don't need advice now though, I think. I haven't even found anybody I really like yet, although one of my brother's friends is really good looking and nice to me but I don't think he's interested
I'm just being a dummy, I'm gonna sleep

>>39678282
I hope so. I would be disappointed if he got a peek and didn't enjoy it. Both for my confidence sake and the accident being worth it.

>>39678393
Just Cs. They used to overflow C cups a little but then once I lost like 25 pounds they now fit snugly.

Almost made a couple friends, have a girl in my creative writing class that talks to me. It's fine.

>>39678479
>No
You misspelled yes.

>>39678543
See? Biggest attention whore. I hope you die in a fire.

>>39678479
>I'm just being a dummy, I'm gonna sleep
Sleep well my comfy friend.
>>39678543
>I would be disappointed if he got a peek and didn't enjoy it.
As someone who was once a 12 year old boy, I can safely assure you he did.

>>39678543
>I would be disappointed if he got a peek and didn't enjoy it
I think enjoying boobies is a truly universal human experience.

>>39678479
Take the chance and ask him out, you'll only know for sure that way.

Ella?

>>39678973
Asses are still better.

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>>39678479
Good night random anon that is probably just passing by and not a robodyke.

>>39679001
How can one person be so fundamentally wrong. It must be painful.

>>39679035
Yeah, it must be painful sitting on your bony ass.
Asslet

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>>39676437
This is a good Christian thread in a good Christian board, anon. How could you ask such a question?

me and my big brother are /incest/ with each other especially last night during the hurricane

>>39677906
Well where I work is more oriented towards homeschool children (I'm not certified to help them though) so I haven't really noticed. I did see a few kids stop showing up so maybe they were regular school kids.

>>39679056
>homeschool
>regular school
Where do you work

>>39679049
I have a tempur mattress, my ass is very comfy, thank you very much anon.
>asslet
I feel like there's a new -let every day.

>>39679084
I work at a daycare place that offers tutoring for homeshool kids. I just play and pick up after them though.

>>39679109
You cannot escape your bony ass. Do you even squat?

>>39679128
>physical exercise that doesn't lead to orgasms
I mean, what's even the point.

>>39679184
Do you want to have a bony ass?

>>39679193
No, but I think my desire to not exercise beats my desire to have a nice ass. Anyways, I'd probably need to get some meat on it first.

>>39679273
Are you a skeleton? How much does your bony ass weigh?

>>39679282
E-enough, I swear.
With the whole migraines thing I spend a lot of time just puking, but I still eat enough I'd say. It just doesn't always stay in my stomach.

>>39679321
Man, my single digit sister probably has a better looking ass than you.

>>39679321
Weight doesn't have that much to do with butts. I'm a skeleton too and I've been complemented on my butt several times.
I'm a dude

>>39676437
>>39676526
Please remove yourselves from this thread.

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>>39679337
Spend a lot of time thinking about your pre-pubescent sister's ass, anon?

>>39679390
My butt isn't all that bony, either. It's just not phat. Why the thicc meme caught on I will never understand, anyway. Must be America coping with the obesity epidemic.

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>>39672231
Ayyy here's your results. Meant to post this earlier, but things got in the way, I forgot, and just remembered again.

>>39679439
The "thicc" appearance becoming more popular in the US is mostly due to afro-american cultures and lifestyles skyrocketing in popularity. Black people, especially in the US, prefer more primal forms of the female body. You'll also find that outside of rappers and basketball players; the more wealthy the men, the thinner the women.

>>39679439
I gotta watch my sisters, man. Their asses are as important as anything else.

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Well my sister rescheduled to come tomorrow but it's okay because 30 minutes before she was going to come over I got some wicked heartburn and had to lay down. Im feeling better from the tummy troubles but my friend still hasn't texted me back from earlier so he is either still mad or still sleeping. I think I'm gonna call my flordia friends and head back to bed or maybe just go straight to bed till my friend decides to forgive me or whatever.

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>>39679558
That was my second theory yes.
Still, it seems to be a very recent thing, compared to how long the US has been full of blacks.

>>39679565
I watch my imouto often and her ass is rarely something I notice tbqh, my dude.

Also the Batman cartoon was way ahead of its time, evidently.

>>39679646
That's probably because bony asses run in the family.

>>39679646
It's very recent that black people are becoming a recognized part of society all over the country. Up until recently things were still very separated in the media. Black people are the face of many organizations now, for better or for worse.

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Stop making this thread everyday you creep

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>>39677906
It's usually the same kids
I like the 4-5 graders the best, they're still cute kids but they're not toddler dumb
But they're also starting to know what sex is which is annoying
>>39677846
Took a second for that to click for me, now I'm hearing it in black guy voice

>>39679856
>I like the 4-5 graders the best
Doesn't it intimidate you that they're taller than you?

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>>39679662
Shush you. My sister has a pretty nice butt.

>>39679802
I suppose that's fair. Still, it seemed a very sudden change in culture, online or not.

>>39679856
>pic
So, who exactly do you want to fugg here?

>>39679914
Pic related.

>>39679925
>only you're sister has a nice butt
I am truly sorry for your lots.

>>39679856
>But they're also starting to know what sex is which is annoying

do they ask you questions? my niece started talking about it when i saw her last and was annoyed that people would do stuff like that.

>>39679925
>My sister has a pretty nice butt.
You should tell her you feel that way. Give it a playful smack while you're at it.
>who exactly do you want to fugg here?
Probably Bear.

>>39679968
same

except austria has that perfect body for chapstick style which would maybe change my mind a little

>>39679938
It's more her loss if I don't have a great butt, right? Which was my motivation for doing more sports in the first place.

>>39679968
I do, not really the smacking but I often tell her she got a great butt, because a) she does and b) she likes hearing it, too.

>>39680012
Y-you too.

>>39680119
Sorry I'm just being honest. It's not my fault that I like my girls skinny and just happen to be really skinny.

>>39680198
Her belly is top-tier.

>>39680236
It's the best part of what I've seen I think.

>>39680198
>I like my girls skinny
Good taste, I'm usually a skinny girl type of guy too.

please make sure you include hug in the title and don't misspell it. otherwise you escape my filter. pls and thank you in advance

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>>39680198
>>39680236
>>39680274
Guys please.
But yes skinny girls are justice.

>>39648879
I always forget these are tripfag blogthreads. You weirdos should gb2 tinychan.

>>39680371
>otherwise you escape my filter.
That's the point.

>>39680415
>these are tripfag blogthreads
Instead of complaining, contribute. Post more and the trips won't have such a high percentage of posts.

>>39680421
why the fuck do you want to escape my filter? i have no interest in your stupid threads. just change any word other than "hug" so you can be cleared by the robot and i don't have to see these threads. everybody wins

>>39680506
To be honest I agree with this anon. If someone doesn't want to see these threads, I doubt they'd ever contribute or go hug anyone just because these threads say so. Actively avoiding their filter just pisses anons off, which might lead to more shitposting again.
We got a comfy thread but I don't think we should force it on everyone on r9k if they want to filter it.

>>39680506
>everybody wins
I don't see how everybody wins from what you posted.

>>39680556
>Actively avoiding their filter just pisses anons off
Oh well. Maybe they should take the hint and show their family some love.

>>39680421
Come on guy, don't be an ass. People have been nice about us evading their filters, I think the next thread should just be the normal "hug your family"