>Wake up >you have the body and confidence of Chad

>>39647521
Still be a robot because the mind hasnt changed and confidence wont help me

Cry for an hour or two then reject stacies so they know a bit of our sadness

>>39647521
>use my superior looks and confidence to land a better job/promotion (maybe the look smay go away tomorrow but the job wont)
>ask out my oneitis
I really think the answer is kind of obvious

Leave 4chan forever.
Write some orginal text.

>>39647521
Tinder. At least I can disguise my personality for a bit.

>>39647521
First I'd go out and pick up/get laid. Then I'd probably go back to uni and do well, since I'd be motivated and not depressed.

There's a Korean webcomic about this. It's called Lookism.

>>39647521
kill myself or try to un-chad myself. then use my toned-down chad look to bang cute alt girls.

go for a long run shirtless.
holy shit would that be awesome.

>>39647521
does the C stand for Chad?

>>39647521
fuck my sister before leaving the house

fuck all the hot chicks at my work whenever I feel like

The girl I was dating wouldn't say she should stop seeing me because she is "really busy right now"

>>39647521
Nothing, because the problem is my ugly face.

>>39647521
Kill myself.
Take that chad!