>mfw by the east coast of Florida >mfw the hurricane swept

>seeing all these people going "WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE FLORIDIANS??? TEXAS JUST HAPPENED"
>tfw most of them weren't even older than 5 during the 2003-2005 hurricane seasons

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>>39647345
>WTF WHY DIDN'T YOU EVACUATE
>mfw literally just got back from surfing

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>mfw west coast
>80 degrees with a breeze
>Mfw east coast fags drain the FEMA budget because they get ass fucked by storms evrey single year
>Tornadoes,hurricanes,and floods
>mfw sunny,breezes ,and open windows
>watching the storm destroy families on my TV while I sit here feeling a guilt free type of comfy
Get fucked eastcoast fags.

>>39647300
you should cook something nice for them when they return, they'll probably appreciate it after days of shelter food

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>>39647300
This is like a luxury vacation.

>>39647300
It's the power of Kek who can prevent all forms of suffering on his NEET followers.

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>>39647706
I'm going to the gym right now. I need a little of that kek blessing

>>39647706
You've got it backwards. It is our suffering that sustains Kek's power.

>>39647729
Here, have some of his blessings anon

>>39647756
Shit I fucked it up sorry lad

Best part of this whole business is that every single website I frequent is full of hurricane bullshit instead of burgers being experts on every issue in every other part of the world.

>>39647729
BLESS THEE IN THE NAME OF KEK

>>39647627
meh, it's not all roses here, we still get earthquakes and ridiculous heatwaves

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Wait I think I maybe made this thread a little too quickly there's a fucking tornado outside what do I do

>>39648032
move everything heavy outside so the tornado will get too heavy and lose its grip and dissipate faster

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>>39647898
i live in nor-cal, the heat waves at their worst are better than the 90 degree weather Florida has. the humidity keeps the heat in even through the night with no breaks. At least here we have a 30-40 degree difference

>>39648237
Doesn't that attract border-jumpers, though? I live in a country that gets cold as fuck every winter so the migrants that arrived that year mostly decide to fuck off since nobody told them about the snow.

>>39648237
true, I suppose. guess it just feels worse if one has no AC and works in front of a hot grill outdoors 5 days a week

>>39647729
the gym is closed just like all other businesses in your area you larping fake neet

>>39648348
I used to have a burger job then i got a CDL. I now get paid 19bux and hour to listen to music and read books when they unload for 4 hours. AC truck too boot. It's oddly comfy

>>39648395
Live in california my dude, gym is open and the sun is out. my EBT is filled

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I want to die every fucking day and I finally get the opportunity. Let the flooding begin.

>>39647627
Isn't that entire region on fire right now?

>live in same area
>be neet on neetbux
>donate $10 anyway
>get stoned afterwards
>intense high

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>tfw gonna be a direct hit
>everyone evacuated including my family
>even all my coworkers
>chose to stay because I'm not an idiot who falls for the media hype
>get to enjoy the nice weather with peace and quiet
>won't have to go to work for a few days after its over