Being short is a death sentence lads >tfw 5'5"

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>>39640541
6'1 here
I just want you to know I will come to your defense from hideous thots if the event arises. I cannot empathize, but I sympathize.

>>39640541
just accept your shortness and use it to become a cute trap

>>39640577
oy vey don't ever yeshiva me or my kenava's kerspiddle ever again

>>39640577
I appreciate it brah
>>39640652
I find men repulsive and think trannies are mentally ill. Feels bad man.

iktf
>tfw you see a short qt and you immediately bee line and try to hide her from the chads

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Manlets! Hear me out. Far too long we have been oppressed. Far too long fatties, women, minorities have been treated preferentially while the real victims suffering in the shadows where us, the manlets. Far too long have we drowned in bitterness, considered suicide or simply gave up on trying to make life worth living. NOT ANYMORE!

Today it all changes. Today we fight back. We far outnumber all our enemies. We are better prepared and hardened from suffering and pain. We are stronger since we fought adversity and we were still standing. Hurt, but standing. Today is when we take it back. When the lanklets, the stacies, the fatties WILL PAY TENFOLD.

Join me my manlet brothers. You have the choice of fighting for your freedom and the long-awaited happiness you deserve or dying alongside those that despised you and were always against you. I know you will make the right choice manlet brothers. It is the day that you knew would come and it's your chance to finally make it right and have it all!

>>39640940
Napoleon was above average height for his day fuck off falseflagging lanklet

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>>39640541
im 5'4 not even complaining about it, just accept it like me.

>>39641055
how do you even cope when we're genetic trash

Beethoven, Mozart and Mahler were 5'4"; Schubert was 5'1", fat and had syphillis. All more successful than you will ever be because you chose to give up.

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>>39641016
He was still short in the eyes of the world and the majority of people still believe he was shorty short even today you fucking intelligent and educated retard.

It doesn't matter that you are 5'5 or 5'9 for some girls, you are still short compared to the 6'2 guy she wants. Now stop acting so all knowing, thinking that knowing that Napoleon wasn't short is something to be proud of, go back to the shithole reddit you came from and be ready to die when the revolution starts.

>t. 5'7 Napoleon reborn

>>39641101
Women were not so vain in their day

>>39641101
that was literally the average height back then

also sorry I wasn't born a prodigy, my bad senpai

>>39641133
The average height today is still seen as short. Even slighlty above it is no longer impressive. Open your fucking eyes

>>39641104
>having a hard on for Napoleon
Literally died alone in an isolated island because he cucked himself

>>39640577
You're a good lad

Bloxxxx

>>39641152
He did conquer most of Europe and fought coallitions of 4-5 nations at a time. You will not die alone isolated on an island. But you will die alone isolated in your room having achieved nothing significant in your life and being forgotten and noone ever remembering your name ever again.

>>39641152
Big deal, he fucked tonnes of bitches, made plenty of babies, and was worshipped as a god in Europe

He was so bad ass they had to lock him away on his own island like a supervilain

>>39641101

>men of status succeed

'don't give up!' is a meme. You can cherry pick successful short men all you want, but the overwhelming majority, like everyone else in the world, are failures and a waste of resources. Quit with the 'you can be anything if you try hard enough!' meme, because you know every well you can't. Shut up. Not everyone is meant to be a lawyerdoctormuscisian just because they want to.

>>39641204
>>39641235
so proving my point that an above average height male conquered europe, thanks idiots
>>39641340
This X 10000000

My boy is 5'3" and he's been banging his girl for 3 years and she's not even bad looking, just learn how to talk to women

One of the biggest Chads in my high school was 5'4" at best. He was ripped, though, so maybe you should hit the gym.

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>>39641446
>>39641409
Every fucking short thread gets retarded comments like these with no proof whatsoever. Fuck off

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>>39641354
>so proving my point that an above average height male conquered europe, thanks idiots
he wasn't above average though, he was average at best

then 5'6'' is like today 5'8''