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Today in order to get a girlfriend you have to : >Have a 7/10<

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Today in order to get a girlfriend you have to :
>Have a 7/10< face
>Be 6'0< tall
>Have a 6"< dick
>Have a good body
>Be very funny
>Be very interesting
>Be somewhat popular in your friend circle
>Must have a car
>Must have a flawless Chad personality

For fuck sake the qualifications to be an astronaut look like child play compared to this.

How the fuck does one make a girlfriend. 29 years and still no gf...
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>>39638525
give me ur stats to compare
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this really isn't true lol
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>>39638525
this is wrong. This is just an average, anybody with an overbearing amount in one category can make up for a deficiency or full lack of others.
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you just need a good personality just b yourself
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>>39638525
Have less than a 7/10 face? Less than 6ft tall? Less than 6in dick? What did you fails maths or something
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maybe to get a good looking girlfriend, there are plenty of women that are gross weird losers out there that would settle for some gross weird loser man just so she can get her hopes up and forget her misery if you just want to get your dick wet.
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>>39638525
>tfw 99% of the world's population doesn't fit most of these categories bur most of them have gotten laid
really makes you think
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>Face
Consistently rated 4-5 out of 10
>Height
I'm 5'10
>Body
Skinny fat
>Funny
To some
>Interesting
I'm a fucking book keeper
>Popular
3 friends isn't s big circle
>Car
Nope
>Flawless personality

Just because you're an overly shy social retard doesn't mean everyone is
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>>39638525
chico, ur retarded
fat and retarded chicks will literally go for anything
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>>39638916
but that depends on you having a good personality to begin with
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>>39639040
that gets you better results, sure, but its not required

the thing about people who say "just be yourself" is that they generally can live perfectly fine without the acceptance of others, it doesnt bother them as much to be rejected
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>Have a 7/10< face
No idea what I'm rated
>Be 6'0< tall
5'11
>Have a 6"< dick
6" dick
>Have a good body
Pretty average body
>Be very funny
To some people online and my mom apparently
>Be very interesting
I've been called that
>Be somewhat popular in your friend circle
I have no friends irl and one online friend
>Must have a car
I do have a car
>Must have a flawless Chad personality
Dont know what that means

Ive had two gfs, fugged one of them
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>>39638525
Just don't be ugly. That's it.

If you want ugly:
Be me
Ratty curly brown hair
No Chad chin
Double chin even when skinny
Nigga lips (that are always chapped)
Big nose

I might do plastic surgery. I just want to feel the effortlessness of being Chad
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>Have a 7/10< face
Just barely and only if shaven, beard grows in patchy as fuck dropping me to a 5 if I skip a couple days
>Be 6'0< tall
6'3
>Have a 6"< dick
5.5"
>Have a good body
Abs don't count when you only weigh 170lbs
>Be very funny
Bazinga!
>Be very interesting
Anime and alcohol are not terribly interesting ot women
>Be somewhat popular in your friend circle
I co-admin a discord with about 10 active users
>Must have a car
Who the fuck doesn't have a car, no excuse for not having one if american
>Must have a flawless Chad personality
not even close to this one

Did I break the system? Somehow I landed a gf 5 years older than me who is an alcoholic with bipolar and only two suicide attempts to her name.She is a NEET so I have to pay for all of our dates but in the long run it's about the same price as seeing an escort every week. Anyone can get a gf if they just be themself hard enough :^)
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>>39638525
>Have a 6" dick
Girls don't find out about your penis until the pants are off. What are they going to do then, say no?

>Be very interesting
You're a robot with no social life, surely you have the time to cultivate new interests.

>Must have a car
No one ever taught you how to save money?

I could go on, but more important than actually meeting these so-called qualifications is a healthy, non-autistic mindset. The jury remains out on how much control we can exert on something so tied up in our basic personality traits, so it could be that you end up dying a lonely virgin. Oh well.
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