what's the most degenerate thing you've ever done

>>39638370

shitposted on an image board

>>39638370
i stole a girls slipper from beneath her when she took it off in class 8 years ago in high school. i still have it and smell it and lick it when I'm masturbating.

Helped a lesbian couple have kids. Was only supposed to be one but other kind of got jealous I guess. Felt like a Chad for awhile during the whole thing, but it was honestly quite degenerate.

Fingered my ass with olive oil 8 times in a week to the point where my ass was sore for the whole day whilst watching sissy porn.
Let's just say it felt good but I'm way too ashamed to do it again.

>>39638370
Fell in love with a guy on 4chan and expected he'd wait for me until summer 2020.
Also, anybody know any tips on getting over somebody?

I started a really bad thread

One time I was depressed and drunk, and my parents had bought me a new camera, so for whatever reason I basically got naked, drew a bunch of religious/political symbols all over my body, and took a bunch of dimly-lit photos of me in weird standing poses.

I took the SD card out and hid it, but now I've lost it

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I used to be addicted to air duster, like computer keyboard cleaner. Would go through 3+ cans a day, passing out, vomiting, falling over.

>>39638370
Literally every one of these is sex related. You guys have 0 world experience except your room. Literally .00001% of the world is what you've seen and done. You just sit in your room jerking off and literally nothing else.

I'm envious, miserable, and I do not love people. I wish I could. I am not as loyal as I should be.

Also I'm a fag and love gfur.

>>39638888
Oh shit anon, did you freak out when you couldn't find it? Who knows who's got their hands on it. Maybe you'll see yourself posted on /r9k/.

>>39638899
Are you really degeneracy gatekeeping?

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>>39638899
You're right anon.
Thanks for reminding me.

>>39638797
Can you explain further? You got 2 lesbians who were dating each other pregnant? Your post is confusing.

>>39638918
Nah, it's in my house somewhere, and I live alone so I doubt anyone other than me would find it. Even if they did they probably wouldn't think much of it

>>39638921
No I realize that most of the world is like this even normies. People just stick to their hometown or suburb and have no desire to leave or do anything else. Why?

I mean people go on vacation but they spend thousands of dollars just to be catered to and be comfy there too and only see 5-6 things that everyone else goes and sees.

>>39638939
He was the sperm donor.

>>39638935
Why just sit there and ask for death instead of doing those things? You guys need to just smoke weed and listen to trap music that white people music and alcohol is just self defeatist shit.

>>39638977
I don't understand how that is degenerate.

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>>39638985
I know I want to go out there and experience the world with other people and have fun.
I'm a terrified shut whose entire world is his room.
I want to have sex.

>>39638962
Most people don't have the conquering spirit really

>>39638939
Sorry yeah, it was a lesbian couple I know. They had wanted to have a baby together and asked me to father it and decided which of the two would be the mother. After trying for a baby with the one the other started feeling she also wanted one too, and I think maybe she was jealous. So in the end I ended up giving both of them a kid and had both of them pregnant for a time.

I once punched a mentally challenged kid.

>>39638962
It's called the hierarchy of human needs, nigger. Safety, security, and comfortableness are the 2nd most valued things by a human, right after food and water.
Our lives in this day and age are easy and comfy as fuck, and the human brain doesn't want it any other way.

>>39638996
>t. degenerate

He helped a lesbian couple get pregnant. They will most likely not raise that child well, and he, as a father, is not participating in the raising of his child. And before you come back and say they 'might', you have to realise that lesbians are fucking crazy at the best of times.

>>39639009
But where is the degeneracy? The homosexuality of it? You felt degenerate giving a lesbian couple two kids?

>>39639024
You do realize you can get a different apartment and transfer and pick up new jobs in other cities

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stuck my dick in my sisters mouth

>>39639026
>>39639029
Oh okay I understand. Thank you for the clarification.

got fingered by a married man outside his workplace while ppl walked by (mini skirt, no underwear)

no regrets

I masturbated to porn where my mother is an actress.

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>>39638370
With an old and tiny shih tzu dog, I put him in a mesh laundry basket and swung him around the place to relieve stress.

I stole a guy's underwear from the laundry room.

>>39639029
Well having kids not in a relationship or married to them. Also to save money they didn't go through a fertility clinic or anything and didn't want to be tough on me having to like, nut in a cup and they use a turkey baster or so the stereotype is. So for awhile I was alternating banging both of them to try and get pregnant.

Maybe not that degenerate but for the thread, the most degenerate thing I've personally done.

>>39639046
>>39639046
I do, and have, which makes me wonder if you have. The process of packing up and moving all of your belongings to a completely new place is quite literally the opposite of a constant state of familiarity, but guess what? Eventually, you get used to it, and you go right back to a state of security and stagnation. And besides, what new things do residences have to offer that my previous living spaces don't beyond new people that I will also become used to? Humans are always going around on an endless circle of uncertainty and familiarity, always in one state, never anywhere in between; until the day they die

>>39639081
you fucking monster
kys

>>39639135
That seems pretty Chad-like to me honestly anon. A lot cooler than all of the stuff in this thread. And it's not like you are abandoning the kids, they will have two parents, albeit two women.

I fucked Bella Thorne almost a decade ago in Nashville at some mansion party. No one will believe me but I did. I also came in her ass and she didn't even shit it out afterwards.

>>39639226
That's why I said, for awhile I felt like a Chad despite having no other experiences with women. And I mean I know them, we're friends so it's not the same as being a father but I see the kids and spend time with them often enough. It's definitely a weird situation though.

>>39639107
Are you a gay guy?

I stole a girl's panties at the laundry. It made me feel like public enemy number 1. But it was worth it. Cute pink panties. Quite used, looks like could have been her favorite panties. It's nice to know someone lived in there. Makes fapping much more humane.

I fucked your mom, and she liked it.

I'm the black guy that made those scat videos
The video was faked, I live with my mom so there's no way I could actually do something like that

>>39639203
I regret nothing. Small animals are nature's punching bags

Shoplifted and stole stuff from classmates as a kid.
I'd scare girls with worms after it rained as a kid.
Put a few dying critters out of their misery as a kid.
Went on a week long bender, got alchohol poisoning.
I don't discourage my brother and I's codependency.
The most degenerate things I was involved with weren't consensual on my end, so I don't really count them.

>>39638896
Gross. I don't know how anyone could do that. It's literally a toxic chemical that's getting you high.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDCwsHZEa6s

Pretty degenerate, considering pot exists.

>>39638370
when i was 10 a few of my friends and i used to rub dicks against each other, and butts. fully clothed of course

thank god i moved away

>>39640023
that's honestly pretty common man

>>39640023
Christ.

>>39640160
No it's not

>>39639079
provide link pls anon

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>be me 6 months ago
>gf breaking up with me for shitty reason
>never been this angry
>walks home to cool off
>see homeless guy asking for change
>ignore him
>calls me a motherucker
I just remember putting him on the ground and kicking him in the head. I might have tried to strangle him or something

>>39639280
No. I don't know what I would have done if anyone caught me cause I couldn't pass them off as my own.

>be in highschool
>Befriend teacher
>Used to hang out with him after school in his classroom
>He is going on holidays and wants me to look after his pets
>Trusts me with his house
>While I'm over I start looking around
>His wife is a teacher as well and if a complete young milf (solid 9/10)
>Find all their sex toys
>Don't know what comes over me
>Put wifes stockings, high heels and lingerie on
>Find a realistic dildo and a massive butt plug
>Gag myself with the cock dildo and destroy my ass with the butt plug
> Have the most intense orgasm I've ever had
>Realize what I've done, try to put everything back and clean up so they won't notice

Ill never be more disgusted with myself

>>39638876
No shit, anon. Better luck next time.

>>39638818
I'm ashamed to share a board with you

>>39640454
>Homeless guy asks me for change
>Say "no" in a really rude way
>"I CONDEM YOU TO HELL"
>Friend gives him like 2 bucks
>"THIS MAN'S GOING TO HEAVEN"

It was funny, thought I'd share

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>>39639274
>>39639226
>>39639135
>>39639029
>>39639009
>samefagging this hard for the approval of Taiwanese knitting enthusiasts

100k in student loan debt, but I decided to gamble my disposable income on crypto :)

>>39638860
Heh, gay.

i let a girl pee on me

>>39640582
Seriously?
Why?
Or do you just think it's sad that somebody like me was so stupid to fall for the memes?

Sniffed my aunt's dirty panties.
Didn't even smell bad desu

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When I was 18 I swaticka-graffiti'd around town in heaps of places, including cars.

When I was 19 I had an 8 month spell on valium. While I was 19 I had an underage girlfriend who I guess I statutorily raped by todays standards. (it was consented sex)

At 20 I realised that I couldn't function unless I was stoned

At 21 I stole a car, started dealing drugs,and was arrested, lost previous GF.

At 22 I dropped out of university, Drug lifestyle prevents me from seeing terminally ill father and keeps me estranged from family. New GF.

23 Break up with new GF, increase drug use and general dangerous behaviours like buying unregistered cheap cars and hooning them at night

24 Diagnosed with COPD (Serious lung disorder), still haven't stopped breathing in smoke though ayy.
Don't deserve the gift of life at all lmao.

Stole used toothbrushes of people I was attracted to and used them to rub all over my dick and balls while I fap

>>39638797

Nothing degenerate about that in any way, except that that's two fewer homeless kids who would maybe have gotten adopted.

>>39638888

LOL, wasted quads on this.

> now lets wait for pics to surface

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>>39639107

Unwashed, I hope--the gym locker room is easier for that BTW

>>39641629
what made u realise u got COPD?

>>39640160

My buddies and I did it naked--very common for boys to explore each other's bodies, or used to be before society got so prudish.

>>39639318
Actually physically go and hang yourself

masturbated in my sisters bed while wearing her underwear

>>39638370
Fucked farm animals.

>>39638370
>did cocaine
>humped strangers
>went other to my friend's room just for a chat; ended up blowing him
>fapped to weird shit

That's basically it

>>39638370
i used to do vocaroos on here and some dude wanted me to say i was treating him like a toilet and shitting down his throat and stuff. didnt really weird me out that much but def the most degen thing

Put a spycam in my mom's room and the shower, then fapped to her.

Tried to get my dog to fuck me more than once. Got in many fights over sluts and roasties. Defended someone weaker than me. Do lots of drugs on a daily basis.

Did kinds of stuff with a girl(male)
Gonna do more soon

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felt up a friend of mine while she was sleeping.....yea she woke up....still cringe about it to this day.

>>39638370
Jerked off to Jessie Slaughter 's nudes when I was 16.

Seriously considered fucking my friends whore wife.

>>39638818
did you got prostate orgasms from it? Have you tried putting something in your ass before? Im thinking about trying this

>>39642231
you cant leave us hanging like this anon. tell us what happened after she woke up

>>39641972
Is she hot? Post a pic
>>39641925
Is she at least teenage? Really degenerate if she's a kid. What kind of panties

>>39641875
My drug counsellor/GP got me to do a bunch of lung function tests.
I didn't get good results at all.

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>>39642309
>>39642309
welp she asked what the fuck i was doing, i said i was awakening her to ask where the extra toilet paper was. so slick.

I drank my own fucking piss in a pretty big glass and why? because I wanted to live for my long distance partner but they left me so I met some old fart of a bdsm website who i believed would train me to live for my partner who i believed would come back but he never did and eventually the old guy tried to make it so i lived for him in which case i immdiately cut him off and realised how stupid i had been.

>>39642327
well thanks cunt now im all scared

oh well i dont give a fuck i suppose not gonna stop me smoking

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>>39638370
Either:
>fapped to weight gain/expansion porn
Or:
>fapped in a gun store bathroom and drew a smiley face on the mirror with cum after the owner was a dick

From order of less to more
>Stole mothers god-daughters paties wore them for a day and masturbated a million times in it
>Stole mothers best friends g-stying wore it for a day masturbated a million times in it
>Had sex with my dog
>Ate my own shit while masturbating
>Ate my dogs shit while having sex with her
>Had sex with my mother while she was blacked out on xanax.

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>stole money from family and sold drugs so I could buy heroin
>shot heroin at school
>shot heroin in the bathroom while out at dinner with my grandparents then proceeded to nod out at the table and puke all over the food
>drank rubbing alcohol because it's extremely cheap and potent
>took boxes upon boxes of benadryl to trip balls and listen to music and beat off
>regularly beat off upwards of 5 times in one day
>subtly induce emotional distress in female friend so I could provide comfort then jack off to the thought of it later

I'm a big piece of shit

>>39638370
fucking great thread to say the least

>>39642296
Ya dun goof'd
oregano

I used to video record the sound of guys pissing when I was in college. idk why I found it hot but I would just imagine their dicks and fap to the sound of their piss hitting the toilet water/urinal. I would only record if I knew who was pissing and I would do that by memorizing my target's shoes. Most of the vids I recorded were hot professors I had or guys from some of my classes.