>be me
>bored 18 year old senior
>make a right wing facebook group chat
>mostly ancaps fascists and national socialists
>pretty big get 30 members
>one day i'll post more crazy things this group chat as done but today i'll tell you robots about the dominos pizza story
>third in command his a man we will call stock
>he lives about 700 miles away from me
>good guy
>one night when getting ready to watch the mayweather and mcgregor fight i get some dominos
>he makes the joke of telling me to order him a pizza to
>he put his actual address on his facebook
>i order him a ham pineapple and BBQ pizza
>heispissed.jpg
>he thinks it over but it's really just begun
>me and my second and command we will call runyon order him 25 pizzas at a time every single day
>we know where he works and order pizzas to his work place
>they stop accepting online orders to his house
>fake call using skype and voice changer
>they just black list his house entirely
>order pizzas to stocks neighbors
>they eventually stop taking orders over the internet
>start calling in orders through the phone using a voice model
>over skype obviously
>in a desperate attempt to stop the fake orders they close the phone line it's now a walk in
>have stock walk in and order pizzas
>get his friends to walk in to
>they stop taking his orders
>start ordering dildos over the internet and pizzas to dominos
>make dominos pay for the items
>dominos can't stay steady as a walk in
>the overwhelming pizzas and dildos put pressure on them
>they can't get proper income and shut down
>tfw two teens from ohio along with a few grown men shut down a fucking dominos in another state
i'll post pics of the chat down below
>>39637439
loloriginal text retard meme fuck
the first of many great screenshots of him bring mad
the third of him being mad it was sent to his work
him rage leaving because of muh pizzas
him telling me to stop ordering the same 7 pizzas to his house
you're a fuckin retard. patting yourself on the back for shutting a business people relied on to work, and make money,
whats that you say, you dont comprehend people earning income. i am sure someone somewhere has to come up with money to put a roof over your head. You should apologize every day to whatever is paying for the bills where you live.
>>39637745
it's hilarious laugh faggot and stop being a triggered wage cuck
>>39637773
i cant even imagine how embarrassed and ashamed your parents must be of you. some loser who sits around prank calling a pizza place to try and put it out of business as some kind of accomplishment
>>39637806
serious, how old are you, if you are over 25 i bet $100 your family stopped pretending you even exist. And, hide you like some crazy aunt in a basement
>>39637802
i did shut it down and it is an amazing accomplishment knowing i ruined people's hopes and dreams
>>39637864
no dumb ass it was just a business poor people made a living at. you know cause they had bills they had to pay, cause they dont live at your house with your parents where they have to raise you still because you are stuck at age 8
>>39637896
i don't think you can make a living as a minimum wage pizza place
>>39637919
the managers probably did.
>>39637934
this is true but still i have no remorse
>>39637944
because your parents work somewhere to pay for everything you use. Here's hoping mom and dad come home one day from an un expected layoff, and cant afford to keep you in your weird lifestyle.
>>39637439
>>be me
>>bored 18 year old senior
Obvious signs that someone is an underage newfag. Fuck off OP.
>>39637984
i was born 1999 july 10th my guy
>>39638020
Fuck off you newfag.
>>39637439
>the people in this thread
well done OP, I laughed my ass off through the whole story
Fuck these newfag white knights
>>39638109
thanks me duder
>>39637773
You sound like a complete child
>>39638167
i am a child at heart (fallout references my duder)
>>39637439
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>>39637568
You did a good thing, OP