>girl texting me >be aware i'm getting drunk tonight

>>39635444
how are we supposed to know? ask her, then tell use her response.

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>>39635444
She means she wants you to berry that dick in her gaped open gash.

anything she says can be be written off tomorrow as "ahh I was drunk, forget whatever I said"

ask her if she wants a butty call

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>>39635786
whats a butty call?

>me too, let's bang

>>39635822

I'm not some kind of degenerate who gets drunk on weekends. I bang Hoes without getting drunk, that way I can remember every moment

>>39635444
>what did she mean by this?

"I am a stupid whore"

>>39635870
do you drink during the week then?

>>39635870
>not pretending to get drunk

>>39635803
When she uses her butty to call you