Me girlfriend is useless: >She feels bad from the uterus

>>39632703
Tell her "we need to break up because our relationship isn't progressing how I thought it would." Don't expound past that point, you don't really owe anyone an explanation. If she's a psycho who threatens suicide, it's a bluff, and if you fall for it she will never respect you.

>>39632703
basically, you need to kill yourself for being a degenerate who puts sex above everything else, lol, you deserve to be alone.

>>39633419
I do, but I wanna end this first without hurting her
>>39633069
That sounds hurtful, considering I took her v card

>>39632703
WTF is 9/21? She only works September 21?

>>39634665
From 9 am to 21 pm, did you fail English or got a bang in the head?

>>39632703
>Me girlfriend
WRONG FUCKING BOARD YOU CUNT

>>39634257
>I'm a beta who asked a bunch of Internet virgins how to break up with a girl
>it somehow worked out worse than our relationship
>anyway im out

>>39632703
Have you tried helping her to improve her situation?
It's not fair that you are mad at her for not being in the mood for sex, it sounds like she's feeling physically unwell and is probably stressed and burnt out from working.

You should see if you can help her.

>>39635092
>21 pm
Did YOU get a bang on the head as a child dickhead?

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>>39632703
>Me girlfriend is useless
>9/21

>>39635202
Totally fair from my point of view, what's a girlfriend for?
>>39635239
You are right, however you understood
>>39635253
Le cool may may

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>>39632703
>She feels bad from the uterus (swollen)
Is there a name for the condition, you dumb caveman?
>Me girlfriend
>9/21
Might have found a picture of you, pic related.

>>39635294
Oh shit that's me

Anyways you virgin robots how would you rather be a dumped?

>>39635294
BTW why do I need to learn the name for the condition, I'm no doctor and no woman,she's just my soon to be ex, I just want to end it without hurting her a lot

>>39635320
>Anyways you virgin robots how would you rather be a dumped?
do you feel uncomfortable with her?
if yes, yes.
if no, no.
say that you do not think things are working good for you and her together, and I'm sure she will understand.
also,
>how would you rather be a dumped?
don't forget to draw a cave painting of your separation with her.

>>39635287
>what's a girlfriend for?

Caring for and supporting, so you can build a life together.

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>>39635380
That's a wife material prospect, not a gf
>>39635366
I'm not good with words, I'm just incredibly sensitive and worth lots of money.
I did this wordery but I honestly don't think it will work

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>>39635535
>no sex = no gf
>sorry pls don't cry
Are you going to put that on a post card or something?
I seriously hope you don't consider this, and just tell her up front in person instead.
are you fucking LARPing? is this bait?

>>39635592
Lmao wasting money on a postcard?
That wasn't serious talking though... I just need some ideas for breaking up without making her feel unnecessarily uncomfortable or sad.

I'm just interested in sex and having it raw with a stable and clean gal... She doesn't fit that profile however I really need her not to suffer from this, since I took her virginity and had sex a lot more times I just got used to it and know I'm not really invested in her.

BTW if I were to larp I would say to you I would text it or something

>>39635535
>That's a wife material prospect, not a gf
She might become that over time.
If she wasn't in that stressful situation, she would probably be able to be a better girl for you.

>>39635711
I know but why the hassle, I can have almost every girl I lay my eye on, but I need to end this properly, she's a good girl and I'm not happy with the situation plus I'm really spoiled, but I would never cheat on anyone so my only option is to beak up with her without hurting her feelings

>>39635772
>I know but why the hassle
I really hope this poor girl hasn't become emotionally invested in your relationship.

>>39635887
Me too I need to persuade her emotions I'm such way she's not hurt by me being a bad person.

I'm thinking about just moving to another country telling her that it's because of business and that we can't remain in the relationship

Dude, you need to find alone time in private with her and tell her you need to talk and it's important

'I'm sorry to be saying these uncomfortable things to you but this is important. I think this relationship is entirely one-sided and I'm the one suffering from it. I do all these things for you, sacrifice precious time, but you seem to not do anything for *us*. You need to earn your *own* money for *yourself* in a proper way, you need to keep your promises if you want to do something with me and you never seem to do any favors for me or try to make it easier for me to care for you. I'm sorry but please can you change this?'

Dont show anger, show sadness and exhaustion

>>39632703
I broke up with my last whore by just not calling her anymore. Women have so little attachment that it barely takes anything to move on. Or just say "I'm breaking up with you." Also,
>Her mother controls her money
>Wants to use rubber although she's on the pill
She's a bitch and a child so dump her immediately.

>>39635239
this. holy FUCK is op ever retarded

>>39636184
How can you be so heartless?

>>39636225
My own break up or how I told OP to break up?

>>39636100
Thanks a lot anon
>>39636184
I think this is just too despicable, she's good girl
>>39636186
>>39636225
Shoo roastie or beta
>>39636304
Tell me more about your experience anyway

I feel ya, OP
>gf has vagina cancer or some shit
>can never have vaginal sex
>she cant even get wet
>anal is lame as fuck
>strong gag reflex so oral is a no
>swallowed my cum once
>had to go to ER because her throat got swelled up and she couldnt breathe
>handjobs are worse than nothing

Took me 25 years to get this one. I'm done trying. GG

>>39636756
So far I've been in 6 serious relationships

>>39636551
>Tell me more about your experience anyway

>gf starts acting more distant
>get together less and less
>only answers her phone a third of the time
>not satisfied with this
>can't break up directly because she's an overemotional drama queen that'll just pretend nothing happened the next day
>just stop making any kind of contact to her
>she doesn't either
>consider myself single again
Probably the cleanest breakup in history

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>>39636225
this is now a yeezy thread

>>39636756
>swallowed my cum once
>had to go to ER because her throat got swelled up and she couldnt breathe
Reminds me of that one girl who found out she was allergic to dog cum

>>39636868
Actually did, thanks for the input
>>39636929
Lol

Well I'm satisfied with this thread info, so I right now you all can go do whatever you want