>huge mega fatal hurricane coming to a city near you >oh

>>39623020
If you really wanted to die you'd chase the hurricane.

>>39623036
i hadn't even considered. that's a bretti good idea anon

>>39623036
how would I do that without my death looking incredibly retarded?

Being afraid of hurricanes is a normie meme anyway. Like oh wow, a bunch of wind BUT also there is some rain. Bitch please, it's called weather. I've gone on my bike to pick up more wine ocuntless times, whether rain or sun.

>>39623060
If you did in a hurricane you're already a retard

>>39623192
If you die in a hurricane you die in real life.

>>39623204
You can't prove that anon

Hurricanes are comfy as fuck.

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>>39623245
Show me one(1) person who has died in a hurricane but survived in real life. What's that? Can't do it?
Looks like you've been quod erat demonstrandum'd

>>39623020
this is how I feel waking up every morning in South Korea and realizing I haven't been nuked yet

>>39623204
first laughter this week. thank you anon-sama.

>>39623020
I love how everyone already evacuated and miami isn't even going to get ANY extreme weather now. Can't wait for videos tomorrow of people enjoying the empty beach and city during the cancelled hurricane.

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>tfw live on the side getting hit
This might be it guys. I'll update you with a followup post if I end up dying to let you know what it's like

>>39623450
go out with style anon

>>39623393
>winds above 45mph and heavy rain
>no severe weather

>>39623020
you are actually going to die. The east side is where the surge will be the highest because the hurricane turns against the clock. Your house will be flooded.