>tfw no fearless girl to conquer the world with All I want

For the record Andrew is making the same face I am making now, only I've been drinking wine not scotch

>>39622497
I hope you die of alcohol poisoning.

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>>39622449
No women will want you because you're ugly mate. Instead they can sleep with black boys like me

>>39622449
>do drugs with
>up the bum
Little much to ask yeah since drugs and sodomy are frowned upon by the sane.

>>39622449
that's gross. I'm glad you're alone

>>39622630
black guys are ugly as fuck what are you on about

>>39622630
maybe in my soul

>>39622654
this is r9k is it not? I thought I was in insane company

>>39622658
thanks man it means a lot

>>39622449
Go to spiritual retreats ,travel abroad and do drugs. Sooner or later youll find a qt like you want. You attract people similar to you so as long as you aren't doing said things you will never get the girl of your dreams.

>>39622782
You know, that's a fantastic fucking point

I'll have to take that to heart, honestly