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Story time, shitsticks. Settle down and grab your Pocky and preferred Ramune flavor because this one is a medium/long one.
>Setting the time machine to 10 years ago
>Be me
>Tender young age of 16
>Mom hangs out with a bunch of redneck druggies
>Brings said druggies to the house
Nice people but watch your fuckin' valuables
>One of the druggies brings his girlfriend
>She's a crazy hot Japanese woman
She's a recurring character so we'll call her Marie
>Marie and I start talking and become friends
>I find out she does meth
>Still talk to her often
>Months later
>I turn 17
>Marie's druggie bf cheats on her right before he goes to prison
>She's fucking pissed
>She gets a new boyfriend
>He's 46
>Exactly twice her age
>I find out he's a meth dealer
>expectedit.tiff
>They fight a lot
>She quits meth and dumps him
>He's not happy
>A few more months pass
>Marie comes over very often because my mom loves her to death
>She starts flirting with me
>I flirt back without realizing it like the autist I am
>Mom notices me and Marie flirting
>Mom jokingly tells her not to corrupt me
Keep in mind that Marie was 23 and I was 17
>Marie reassures mom that she won't
>Later that night she went up to my room while I was playing IIDX
>She comes in and is interested in the game
>I don't complain having a beautiful Japanese woman in my room
>She sits and watches for a bit before crawling into my bed
>She said she was cold
>I keep talking to her while playing the game in my computer chair
>She tells me to come over to the bed to join her
>I sit at the foot
>She jokingly calls me scared
>holyshitshe'srightwhatthefuck
>I nervously laugh
>We talk for a bit more before she goes back to hang out with my mom
>I realized how autistic I was
>She was wanting me to lay down with her
>A week passes
>Marie's fighting with her sister and asks to stay the night
>Mom says yes
>Marie arrives
>Her and mom discuss sleeping arrangements
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Hurry origionally pls
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>>39622095
Lurker here, continue now pls
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You should really type these out before you begin posting.
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CONTINUE OP 8)
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cont.
>Marie says "Well...can I sleep in anon's bed? It's plenty big enough for both of us."
King sized
>Mom lets her sleep in my bed
>My jaw fucking drops
>I had a massive Asian fetish at the time so it was like a dream come true for me
>I then came back to reality and figured that nothing would happen
>Bedtime rolls around
>Marie and I brush our teeth and head to my bed
>I make sure to lay a respectable distance from her
>respectable = the other edge of the bed like an autist
>She tells me to quit being scared and come closer
>I move closer and leave about 3 or 4 inches between us
>She moves closer
>At this point we're laying back to back and our backs are touching
>She tells me to turn on my other side
>I do so
>She grabs my arm and puts it around her
>She tells me to move even closer
>We were basically spooning at that point
>I ask her how it's even possible for me to move any closer
To prevent this from becoming an erotic novel I'll spare details but long story short we fucked
>The next morning I was trembling like a Parkinson's patient
>I was more quiet than usual and couldn't eat breakfast
>Marie acts like nothing happened
>Mom lets her stay another night
>Later in the day I was still quiet
>Mom notices that I'm acting different and asks if anything's wrong
>I try my best to act normal
>I come off as autistic
>The next night
>Marie sleeps in my bed again and we fuck again, yadda yadda
>Marie goes back home the next morning
>It dawns on me how many druggies she was with before she got clean
>ohhellnaw.jpg
>I contemplate telling mom
>I decide not to
>At dinner mom talks about how she talked with Marie and she said that Marie wasn't sure how many guys she was with because she was fucked up on drugs for so long
>My anxiety peaked
>After dinner I tell mom what happened
>"Oh fuck, please tell me you're joking" She said
>I keep my serious face
>Mom gets pissed at Marie and makes her go get tested
>She tests positive for herpes
>Fug.png
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>>39622399
>original herpes
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Cont.
>Mom freaks the fuck out and gets both me and Marie treated
>She contemplates calling the cops but she ends up not calling them
>It takes her 2 months before she even wanted to look at Marie again
>After those 2 months her and Marie talk
>They patch things up and become friends again but Mom keeps Marie and I on her cockblock radar something fierce
>Marie and I end up dating even after all of that shit
Somehow after 10 years, Marie and mom are still friends and I'm still with her. To conclude this IRL NO JOKE THIS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENED weeaboo fantasy, here I am, still a massive weeb, wondering how this all fucking happened. I'm even having a hard time believing myself.
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Did you wrap your willy?
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>>39622516
Nope. Nope I didn't protect my fireman. I certainly payed the price for it.
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Also, I neglected to mention that I was a total virgin weeb. If it was Japanese I ate that shit up no matter what it was.
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Excuse any mistakes. I'm fucking tired.
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>>39622881
what a meme
hoping i get originalu~ desu
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