>work at movie theater >a couple weeks ago >slow night

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2017-09-09 06:51:02 Post No. 39619476
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:51:02 Post No. 39619476 [Report]

>work at movie theater
>a couple weeks ago
>slow night
>shitposting behind the counter, eating popcorn
>laugh hard at a bad meme
>hear a soft cough directly in front of me
>"Oh shit, uh, goodness I'm sorry, what can I do for you?"
>It's a girl
>about my age
>short qt pixie cut blonde with glasses
>quiet voice
>"Actually I was here for an, uh, interview?"
>"Oh, yeah, of course, lemme get a manager"
>she sits down and waits for the manager
>Relay this story to gay coworker
>He tells me not to worry much about it

>today
>looking through email
>She's got the job

How the fuck do I spin this into a win for me

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:56:09 Post No.39619552
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:56:09 Post No.39619552 [Report]

Hint that you're interested and gauge her response after presenting that you have more personality than a block of wood

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:57:32 Post No.39619580
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:57:32 Post No.39619580 [Report]

>>39619476
Chad is already fucking her 4 times a week or more.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:02:04 Post No.39619643
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:02:04 Post No.39619643 [Report]

>>39619552
Sage advice, I'll try the best I can.

>>39619580
Probable, but I like to think positively until conclusively proven otherwise.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:10:26 Post No.39619739
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:10:26 Post No.39619739 [Report]

>>39619476
"congrats on the job, do i get to see you every day now?"
strike up a conversation about film

Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:12:06 Post No.39619762
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:12:06 Post No.39619762 [Report]

>>39619739
>strike up a conversation about film
Now THAT is something I can fucking do.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:20:47 Post No.39619870
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:20:47 Post No.39619870 [Report]

Sorry for what?
Our daddy taught us not being ashamed of a good laughter and chucklefucking by 4chan memes

Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:24:22 Post No.39619912
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:24:22 Post No.39619912 [Report]

>>39619643
>Probable, but I like to think positively until conclusively proven otherwise.

That's very wise anon, but it's not very wise to pursue a relationship with a coworker

Anonymous 2017-09-09 08:29:03 Post No.39620622
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>>39619476
>soft cough

don't get your hopes up.

also, don't stick your ink in company pen.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 08:42:12 Post No.39620740
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 08:42:12 Post No.39620740 [Report]

>>39620622
Don't tell me you're one of those cucks.

>b-but dating is against the rules!

Anonymous 2017-09-09 08:44:51 Post No.39620769
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 08:44:51 Post No.39620769 [Report]

>>39619643
>>39619580
>Step 1: Prove to her you're better than Chad
>Step 2: ???
>Step 3: Sex for you and not for Chad

Normiism 101

Anonymous 2017-09-09 08:53:14 Post No.39620840
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 08:53:14 Post No.39620840 [Report]

For the love of god and your country, pretend like you don't browse r9k and act as normie as possible.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 09:09:05 Post No.39620965
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 09:09:05 Post No.39620965 [Report]

>>39619476

welcome her on her first day at the job by busting a big fat load right onto her pantsu!

Anonymous 2017-09-09 09:59:59 Post No.39621391
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 09:59:59 Post No.39621391 [Report]

>>39619476
>pixie cut blonde with glasses
Sounds like some tumblr slut. Avoid like the plague.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:17:38 Post No.39622175
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>>39621391
pixie cuts are qt, anon

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