ITT we call out people that we suspect browse /r9k/ Hey Matt.

Hey, Ever. I know that story about fucking your cousin was bullshit. Wish we could hang out again, faggot.

Hey Wyatt. Did you drop out yet? Nobody I know knows where you are.

Sup Jonathan K. Sorry for asking so many questions and fucking shit up at work, I'll get the hang of it eventually.

Hey Kris. It's been a while.

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>>39617578
Please no. MARIA!

>>39618010
Oh I remember this game

Hey Kyle, I had fun at lunch today.

Hey Jonathan, do you still dink your own cum?

Austin I know you come here you alcoholic son of a bitch.

hey peter i'd like to meet again
hope the hurricane isnt affecting you badly

hey Gabe, the guy I used to work with at a stuffy-ass nursing home with until two years ago

fuck you

also yes I got my goddamn license

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Hey Alex I know you're usually on pol but maybe I know you come here sometimes, and you too Brady S

hey coop

Hey Nugget, I'm sure the Nugster browses /r9k/, you don't work tomorrow and there's no school so come on Nuggy, lemme know you're here

Love if you're reading this I hope you die a slow and painful death
You are the worst human being I have ever encountered and the fact that you are still active here should be fucking illegal

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hey my brother that has an alcoholic mom and had a drinking thread last night, hope youre alive, id like to be friends!

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Cheddar!
Reply to my messages instead of wasting another night on /r9k/!
I know you're awake!

>>39618373
My name is Kyle but I know you're not talking about me because I ate lunch with an asian guy and neither of us said a thing the whole time.

Hey Connor, I know for a fact that you lurk this board you piece of shit. You wanna know how. It's because I am Connor.

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>>39619153
Fucking plot twist.

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>>39619019
Heh, I think this is for me. I'm suffering a lot, so don't worry.

HELLO DEVIN IT'S VERY YREV NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN

Hey, Hunter. give me a call sometime you piece of fucking shit, don't just leave someone hanging like that. christ.
also get something other than that pompous faggot haircut.

Joey, I know you use this website. Hello.

>>39619019
Who is Love? Why do I always see their name here?

Travis, this is Paul. I know about you and Dana. I implanted a microphone in her root canal, Travis. That's right, I'm not only her dentist, I'm her husband. Maybe next time you try to ruin a marriage you won't yell so clearly into the woman's teeth.

>>39619711
oh god fucking dammit
>this could be so many autists I know

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I know you are still lurking here. Since you told me to fuck off I didn't write you anything yet, but I wrote some things about you here and I wonder if you noticed. If you left this place forever, I'm glad that you did..it's toxic, like me. But I'm still trying anyway. I tried to activate my old Skype account to read our 2 years ago messages, but it was useless. I lost everything but my drawings and your music. I still have your number, I hope I don't drunk text you tonight. Stop lurking here though

>>39619072
Kyle desu?

Tino. We just talked on Steam. Get off before it's too late.
Lucy - why the fuck are you still here?
>>39619770
This one actually made me laugh

>>39617578
>tfw you called out your own name

>>39619836
Bonus points if you know what it's from

>>39618559
Is that you Thomas?

Originally of course

>>39619952
no im a korean grill

Eli
Danny
Roberto

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>>39617578
>Tfw so few friends that calling them out would out me

>>39617578
Hey Matthew... I know you fucking browse this place, loser!

>>39617578
David S? A blind waifu can't love you, please stop this madness

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CSE UNSW

just reply, no need to identify.

I luv ya, let us indulge in our murderous tendencies together

>>39617578
Hey Dylan and Charlie. Just letting you guys know you're alright

>>39617578
Cagdas i know that you are here /pol/ fag

>>39617578

Mec arrete de venir sur ce genre de sites sinon tout le monde a l'universite sera au courant de tes delires chelous

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>>39620105
>korean grill
Like one of these?

Pearsy H. Or Annie, since you go by that.

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>>39620352
no more like this
>kbbq is very delicious

>>39620440
This. That is good kbqq

>tfw no one says my name

good I'm safe

>>39620458
Shut the fuck up, we're talking about Korean barbecue.

>>39620440
It is delicious but when I tried it I was embarrassed about not being able to pronounce any of the meals, not sure it's worth it

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>>39617578
>tfw name so rare if I saw it on here I'd promptly shit myself

>>39619793
What if I were to tell you you don't know who I am, but that I know everything about you?

>>39617578
hi B.G.
also the comment is a very original comment

>>39620515
>tfw name so obscure and not english if I ever saw it on here I'd probably end my life

>>39620485
kek
if youre not korean nobody expects you to have good pronunciation. just point at what you want. dont let that discourage you from getting good food

p-peter?

>>39620537
Jukka-Pekka?

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>>39617596

tfw im not that guy but fid fuck a hot cousin.

the catch is she gave me herpes

>>39620540
I'm Peter and I'm gonna get hit by a hurricane but I don't know any Korean girls

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>>39620537
>inb4 Gnor and/or Quishel

>>39617578
jeremy if u read this my ankle and wrist still hurts and i am dead

>>39619952
That you Mark?

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>>39617578
Don't know if you go here anymore Jerod but whats up, message me on skype if you read this.

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>>39620565
>inb4 Quishel

>>39617766
>Jonathan K

John K is a fucking hack

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>>39617578
>tfw don't know if op made up the last name smith for anonymity an d it could still be you or its a really a Matt smith and you're safe.

>>39620562
>I don't know any Korean girls
o-oh feelsbadman
good luck with the storm
i got b& from omegle after that

>>39617578
Hey, sammy gurton. I know damn well you browse here don't even fucking try to hide it!

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>>39619711
I'm telling you to fuck off originally

>>39620612
No he's fucking not. Cans Without Labels is going to be great. You'll fucking see.

Sup Ray Villa. I know yer here

>>39620616
Thanks I'm just hoping I don't lose power for too long, why did you get banned from omegle?

>>39620663
because you were touching your mosquito bites

>>39620702
Whenever I go on omegle I get hit on by Indian men who think I'm a girl, I wish I found a Korean qt instead

>>39620728
Do they ask you where the nearest shitting street is?

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>>39618582
mfw my name is common but also alex

Those 2 guys that sat in the back of the class during econ.

Hey Chris, and Chris Harrington. There's no way you guys don't browse /r9k/. Sorry for being a retarded little faggot all the time.

>>39620756
Kek, I have asked them about why they don't poo in the loo but they always deny it

>>39620639
I saw the previews and it looks pretty good. His timing is a lot better now.

>>39620728
kek
you are either brain dead or not the peter im looking for
the korean qt wishes to find you again too

>>39617596
Was Ever made fun of in high school for having red hair and his real name being Ariel?

>>39620839
>his real name being Ariel?
>his
>>>>>his
holy fucking shit dude

Joel go to sleep

I wish I had someone who wanted to find me on here....

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>tfw don't interact with anybody so no chance of anyone calling you out in this thread

>>39620839
No, but holy fuck, that's rough. What were your parents fucking thinking?

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>>39618582
Fuck you Chase. I hope your qt is getting BLACKED

>>39620804
>you are either brain dead or not Peter I'm looking for
I could be both

>>39620868
Not me. Just a loose friend throughout my school years who got picked on when he dyed his hair red. Poor guy.

>>39620884
>could be both
theres a possibility i definitely didnt think of
anyways, hope to see you on omegle again someday, in the meantime try not to be so racist not that i really care

Hey Daniel, I hope you're doing better these days. Stop drinking so much, the way you treat yourself is scary.

>>39619836
WHO are you tell me now

>>39617578
And fuck you you sociopathic cunt. Stop trying to make people feel worse than they already have it normie scum

Signed Matt Smith

>>39620515
Come on Quishel

Mares
Ga lekker je dikke gf neuke

Hello Uncle Tony.

Daniel R.
Sup faggot?

>>39619705
Where does Hunter live?
>>39617578
K, I am 90% sure you come here. If you don't, well you'd fit. Stop turning me down you reclusive bitch.
R, I know you fucking come here. Stay away from K she's mine.
J, you're autistic enough to come here, get a gf dude, you're a 10/10.
Danny, you don't come here but you should.
Other R, brother I miss you. I know you come here.

GluedCoin is a homo

>>39619072
Kyle, are you in florida?

>ctrl+f 'my name'
>0 results
i must be doing something wrong

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Bntgr 6 brt

Fuck you my name, you're a loser

No one's said my name but I'll call out one.

I hope you're okay Fernanda.