>be me
>around 13, maybe 14
>tell everyone at school im getting a tattoo
>actuallywantsto.png
>reads up on law, says anyone under 18 can get one with parents present
>letsfuckingdoit.jpg
>call tattoo parlor, wont tat anyone under 16
>disappointment
>everyone at school asks about tattoo
>lie that im getting it on the weekend
>shouldn'thavedonethat.gif
>hunt for parlors that will tat me so i can walk out of this with my dignity
>can't find any
>need a way to buy time NOW
>wear gauze on my back and tell everyone its a bandage for my tattoo
>fags at my school keep bugging me about seeing it
>waityoucocksuckers.png
>keep "bandage" on for a fucking MONTH
>lie that my "tattoo artist" said i can take bandage off in june
>finally take gauze off and get mom to write tattoo in marker
>go to school and show everyone my sweet ink
>muslim shitskin acne fuck keeps claiming its fake
>summer goes by
>finally buy tattoo gun and gets the tat finished
>cheap ink so its faded a little bit in the middle but still visible
>go back to school and shitskin still thinks its pen
>Walk away with my dignity intact
Don't lie kids. (Picture unrelated this was years before rick and morty)
>>39617522
You know temporary tattoos are a thing, right?
>>39617551
Yeah i didn't think about that at the time kek. But i wanted to get it from the beginning anyways cuz i liked it
>>39617522
pop culture tattoos are something ill never understand
when its no longer funny or relevant, they are stuck with an anthropomorphic piece of food on their arm.
>>39618305
People are beyond stupid. I still have no tattoos at 32 because every time I want to get one, I pick something, wait a year, and only have it tattooed if I still want it.
If I don't want to have something on me after a year, I sure as fuck would regret to have it for the next 50 years.
>>39618484
thats a pretty smart way to pick a tattoo
>>be me
>>phrase.jpg
>>phrase.gif
r/4chan is that way faggot
>>39618803
>>39618803
Thats what I did, around this time last year I had an idea for a tattoo. After all that time I still want to get it, so next week im going to do it.
>>39617522
Post a picture of your tattoo