>tfw going to eat gf out in three days >it's going

>going to eat gf out in three days
Who the fuck schedules sex like this?

I think girls are impressed with the amount of fingers and tounge you can fit in. So just go for that

>>39615032
ANON NO DON'T DO THIS

>>39614988
first of all, how do you get a gf without having sex with her? also just tickle the edge of the lips and the clit with a stiff tongue. don't go in too deep, just barely open and close the vagina and massage the clit.

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>>39614988
https://youtu.be/7ToGjYYJCoM
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/jmgq3b/guide-eating-pussy-100-guides

>>39614988
NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39614988
IT's easy my man, simply write the alphabet over her pussy with your tongue. Nice light strokes at first.

Also, for detailed instructions, check out this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZpcOO6mw-g

Watch the movie my akward sexual adventure. I copied what the guy did for my first time and my now gf had a shaking orgasm and had no idea I was inexperienced let alone a khv. Only thing I would modify is instead of licking up one way repeatedly, rub up and down on the clit with the flat of your tongue so that your tongue never leaves and there is consistent friction. If you feel comfortable with that you can flick it around quickly with the tip of your tongue in random directions. Some people swear by the alphabet thing too where you spell out the letters of the alphabet on her clit.

Also be aware that pussy does not smell fantastic, I was a little taken aback by it at first but dont react too much and youll get used to it. If this somehow leads to full on sex dont expect an orgasm from dicking or even fingering. Your best bet it clit stimulation but depending on the girl it may not happen, just keep going unless she reacts badly to it, you can even ask her if she likes it in a playful voice if youre into it to gague her reaction. Last not is nipple stimulation, some girls like it soft, some like them to even be hardly pinched or bitten, either way if you do that start soft and work up slowly and gague her reaction again.

Hope this helps
TLDR watch my akward sexual adventure but only for the sex lessions later in the movie. ( its a shit movie overall)

>>39614988
reminder that eating pussy is one of the most degrading, humiliating, and beta things a man can do. if you have any self respect, you will refuse to eat the pussy

>>39614988
ok serious answer here
>dont just jump in tease a little bit
>be gentle no biting
>up and down motion is generally enjoyed
>have fun with it switch it up
>its gonna take a while and your jaw might lock up/hurt so be prepared for that

>>39614988
tease over it for a while. mound/inner things. don't dive right in.

>>39615328
t. incel virgin faggot

>>39615579
Strike a nerve, beta bitchboy?

>>39614988
If you're retarded enough to come here for sex advice from virgins, you deserve what happens to you. Google that shit and get info from REAL people and NOT from degenerates.

just lick near the top of pussy don't stick your tongue in the hole

>>39615328
eating out a qt and hearing her moan is bliss.
also, I like getting my dick sucked and think it's common courtesy to return the favor

>>39615579
> shitposting on /r9k/
> on a friday night
> "t. incel virgin"
Are you lost or mentally ill or something, normalfaggot?

>>39614988
why are you asking a mongolian sheep wrapping website on how to do that? look up some general bullshit on some other site nigga :/

blind leading the blind

>>39615031
This.
>Also be aware that pussy does not smell fantastic
I was amazed at how little it smells/tastes.
At least the one woman I was with..

Stick your tongue in her vag, then vigorously tap her clit as hard as you can with her tounge just knocking it.

>>39615684
You fucking kike.
>>39614988
>note: vagina smells exactly like armpits and her secretions will taste a bit umami

Okay, use your tongue, lips, chin, nose and hand. Licking/suckle will be 80% around upper vulva (clitoral) area. Do not lick directly on clitoral head without it's hood. It is too sensitive. Loosing tongue (not stiff) and do long up/down strokes.

Do rapid, semi-stiff tongue rotations, flicks and licks. Take break and use hand. Light slaps, circular rotations and sliding hand-to-elbow glides will do wonders.

Sexy talk will probably take place. If the taste and smell puts you off a little, man up and ignore it. She will probably say if it's hot, delicious, if you cock is hard, etc. Compliment her with sexual comments.

Massage her thighs, buttocks, arms and ESPECIALLY breasts. Cup her breast, use thumbs to massage her areolas and nipples.
>in my experience, attention to breast helped BIG time to help with orgasms.
When she's about to reach orgasm, I recommend you get aggressive in massaging her breast and get ready lick while sucking her asshole.
The whole point is to please her (in which enthusiastic reciprocal pleasure will be returned bigly). If it goes good, she will scream in ecstasy while massaging your head and breath hard/fast for 20 seconds (perhaps even crying in joy).

I hope it goes good for you. Good orgasms help build a strong relationship. Have a soda near by so you can wash your mouth with it's flavor. Cuddle and hug for atleast 4 minutes while whispering love/sexy/feelings to her. Suckle and lightly lick her ear. Once she recovers, she will want privacy to clean up. Don't stay. Go to living room or somewhere else. Let her freshen up in restroom.

Good luck.

>>39615289
You're such an unexperienced child to think that myth is true .

>>39615289
>Hey anon, why are you doing
D...Don't worry honey. I'm almost halfway done. I'm on L.

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>>39615031
>virgin detected
oregannnnoooo top meme lol

>>39616146
*what. Fucking auto correct

>>39614988
Instead of thinking of it as eating her pussy or doing the dramatic fake shit they do in porn. Think of it as making out with her pussy and start soft and slow, she'll let you know how much she's in too it and if you can accelerate as you get going.

>>39616089
>sucking her asshole
Glad I'm a virgin

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Start at the bottom of her slit, like near the butthole and make long slow licks all the way up to just below the top where the little thing sticks out. Repeat as needed. When your tongue gets tired take a break and pull your lips over your teeth and kind of gum on her labia with a soft chewing motion. Depending on her milage she might be able to take software nibbles without your lips over teeth but take it slow at first. Don't slobber but girls like it good and wet so don't be afraid to make a bit of a mess.

>>39615189
This comment has made me more confused as ever about how relationships work. HOW THE FUCK DO RELATIONSHIPS WORK.

>>39616089
So when does he get to fuck her big boy?
Do they not take turns? Also whats this sappy 4 minutes shit? Going in inmediately after orgasm works just fine and they fucking scream in pleasure from she resudual orgasm

Cut your fucking nails you degenerate scum.
Brush your fucking teeth you scum sucking fuck.
Don't be afraid to experiment with certain areas.

>>39616718
Sex is beautiful and disgusting. Sorry anon.
>>39616797
I'm giving pointers for a virgin, not a guys who has had 3+ sexual partners. I'm assuming like me, you had your first sexual encounter at a young age (12 myself). This guy can't go jumping in fucking without knowing how to please first. He specifically asked for oral techniques first. I can't imagine how nervous he'll be as a 20+y.o. virgin, about to lose it late in life.

>>39616744
Nonononoonno
No teeth! Never use teeth!

>>39616888
>not performing a clitoridectomy with your teeth
Fag