*random text message from a girl you know* > Hey Anon, do

>>39612992
I think *I* would look cute on you ;)

>get blocked for sending an unwanted sexual text

I think it would look cuter in a crumpled heap near my bed.

why are you asking me?

also who are you I don't know any girls

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>Her friends are over at her house
>One of her friends took the photo
>The only reason why she is holding out her phone is to make it seem like its a mirror shot
>"Hey (femalefriend) sent his to the most awkward faggot you know"
>Picks out you
>*sends the photo*
>tfw you realize her and her friends are looking at the screen hoping for an awkward reply

>getting a text
>from a girl
ITT: things that do not happen

>>39612992
tell her "you have the wrong number"

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>>39612992
>implying any girls (female) have my number

>no you look like a slut

>>39613063
It does oddly look like the shot is being taken from an open door in a hallway rather than a mirror.

I turn my phone on like once a month so she'd probably just receive a "sure" 20 days later and have no idea what that's about.

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>>39613108
>implying I know any girls at all
the only girl I know is my mum, and also my grandma but she died 2 years ago
where the fuck do you think you are anon?
i'm on /r9k at 2am, girls don't talk to me

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>>39612992
>a girl texting me
>sending me a pic
>a sexy pic
Yeah, ofc. I have a better luck winning loto.

>>39613199
>i'm on /r9k at 2am, girls don't talk to me
hahahah oh shit man....

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>>39613199
>i'm on /r9k at 2am, girls don't talk to me
Hello friend.

>>39612992
Sauce that shit senpaidesu

>>39612992

>Why you asking me?

Seriously though, dont give these bitches an inch

>>39612992
>It's alright i guess
>how did you get my number?

>>39612992
It looks nice, but what does it look like on the floor of your bedroom?

"Yeah sure."
All I'd send. I'm not a fucking beta orbiter.

>it would look better on the floor

>>39612992
me gwet chubchub fwum picpic

>>39612992
>>39612992
not particularly.
it doesn't accentuate the actually interesting parts of your physique and the dress itself looks like it's made of cheap garbage.

>>39612992

oh, i hate this kinda thing. normally i only see it as public posting on fb/instagram or whatever so normally i would just ignore it, but a text i wouldn't know how to interpret.

it's not fair, i have a hard enough time understanding people when i can read their faces and tone of voice.

>>39613063
>>39613144

holy crap, that must actually be the thing that happened and this kind of thing has actually happened to that anon which is why he knows.

shit.

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>>39612992
>girl you know

>>39615102
Im surprised this way originaI

WHAT COLOR PANTIES YOU GOT ON

>from a girl you know
I don't know any girls anon

>"I think it'd look cute on ME"

Flip the script on her