Daily reminder that this is your competition on Tinder. May

I just feel so inadequate.
Anybody who settles with me would only resent me.

Chad pls, save some for the rest of us ;'-/

>>39613009
this made me laugh both hysterically and uncomfortably

>>39612857
good for him desu
i could live in a world where everybody but me is happy

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not really "competition"
he would swipe left to the girls I would swipe right to
yeah he will get the 10/10s, but I don't give a fuck cus I don't expect to get them
Jesus Christ, what a brainlet thread
I don't mind other awkward virgins on this board, but brainlets please gtfo
OP is a brainlet
or else bait, then aye

>>39613147
>I'm a superior enlightened being because I throw incels under the bus when I am one

enjoy all your short term long term relationships.

>>39612857
That's the kind of guy I left swipe on.

>>39612857
Am I missing the joke in his bio? Why would he brag about cumming first?

a fembot here, we only care a good personality, looks are just a bonus

>>39613354
1) "fembot" leave

2) you swipe left because he's out of your league and could fuck way hotter girls

3) kill yourself bitch

Would have been much more smooth if he had said the egg came first. What an idiot, left swipe it is.

>>39613147
He will get the 10/10s and the 9/10s and the 8/10s and the 7/10s... etc. etc.

Women would rather have to share Chad than have you to themselves.

>>39613337
>incel>using incel unironcially
lmao, fukk off to reddit normalfag scum

I don't even like chad but all these "fembots" saying one thing to the potential beta providers and then doing another irl is funny.

Women play 4d chess with men, repill covers all this, "personality" is for when they want to settle down with a cuckold who can support them.

>>39613392
Bitches love premature ejaculators, it means you find them too hot to control yourself

>>39613502
This place was taken over by failed normies so "incel" is the appropriate compromise to maintain some vestige of board integrity.

If you're just a straight up normie why are you here?

Fuck all of you people.

>>39613381
No. Gay make and those fuckos are two a penny.

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>>39613520
>using normie unironically
>using incel unironically
>reddit spacing
boiii how new are new lmfao? jesus, this had to be bait

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>>39613147
holy fucking shit this is literally me

>>39613009
And I would resent them for settling with me.

>>39612857
>it was the chicken
The one thing it would have been appropriate to lie about and he fucked it up.

I could take that sucker for a ride any day of the week.
Humor conquers all.

>>39613545
You mean if I went gay, I would get a qt Chad bf?

>>39612857
>Post picture of myself standing by stack of cash on counter
>Story: I once saved an injured baby rabbit from a pack of wolves, and nursed it back to health
Instant chick clinging, more than this fadgit if someone did this

>>39613147
>>39613568
Same. The hivemind is strong because we're all of the same ilk.

>>39613147
fembot here, this is literally a 10/10 in my book

>>39613515
But not when it's another girl and not you.

>>39613392
True

>>39613147
r9k failed normies in a nutshell

>>39613678
>le failed normies
>is cucked enough to think he doesnt need sex like the good male feminist that he is

>>39612857
I think the question he is referring to is, which came first the chicken or the egg.

The chicken came first.

He is using it as a pun:
1. He could have arrived at the party first
2. He could of had sex with the egg, and he came first

>>39613613
Sorry. Meant "gay male" but I haven't slept in a while.
As in, on gay tinder, those fuckbois are everywhere and earn nothing but left swipes from me.

>>39613668
not trolling, just want advice
what would be the best way to even find a fembot? I hate nightclubs, is that my only option?

>>39613147
>not ugly and usually attractive
>wasting potential

>everyone saying this describes them
Am I the only one here who is admittedly ugly and useless?

>>39613377
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OHHHH FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>39613758
But why would you brag about cumming before the girl? You only get one shot at it and they get unlimited.
He probably just got confused reading his own terrible joke.

>>39613602
It's called self deprecating humor. He's admitting he came first.

>>39613370
>>39613602
>>39613899
It's self deprecating humor you god damn spergs

>>39613891
Damn control your autism

>>39613668

Adds me on What Is App

no body hair, clearly a manlet

gay

>>39613899
>You only get one shot
oh wow a virgin cummer

>>39613705

>>is cucked enough to think he doesnt need sex like the good male feminist that he is
no one said that.

>bait

>>39613147
Fucking noooooooooo stahp

I literally got a match notification right after closing this gay thread. Eat shit.

>>39612857
i still get matches tho.
too bad i can't text for shit.
my pride still hurts from last time.

>>39615098

getting a match is just the first hurdle

Let's face it, whilst he's up early, we're laying in bed, whilst he's cooking a nutritious meal, we're eating junk food, and whilst he's at the gym, we're on here.

We are our own worst enemies.

>>39612857
Oh I get it, the girl was secretly a rooster

>>39615431

oh, it's just the perfect touch, isn't it? to have all his other perks and to do just a little bit of self-deprecation to show he's humble?

>>39612857
>CEO
always a red flag

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I don't care about anything, except for my immediate family, and my prospects. If the world wants to put me down, then go forth. I'd rather die fighting, than on my knees. Fuck anyone or anything that comes in my way.

>>39612857
Why do I care? In the end he will only settle down with one girl. The rest will have to take me or be single forever. Best part? I'm completely content and happy being single so I lose nothing if they don't want me.

A mans greatest weapon against women is being happy without them. They have absolutely no bargaining room then. They have to work for your attention and have to be a positive influence on your life r you just throw them to the side. A lot of women know this too. Its really obvious because they will do everything in their power to cut you off from the things you enjoy and make you focus on the stressful things in your life. They want to make it so that you have to come to them to feel good because once that happens they own you.

>>39613554
Damn son, that meme described RuneScape to a T.

>>39616883
Really? When did it go through those stages? Thought it was a niche thing.

>>39612857
Once I saw the profile of a guy that was basically a succesful version of me and more attractive.

At least I have gotten matches, but I want more reeeeeeee

>>39616078

Umm, no. There are things called harems, you know, and women would rather be in Chad's harem than even acknowledge your existence.

didn't read the long original post but picture relates to what i want to ask

anyone ever make a semi time consuming dinner as Curry chicken, shepard's pie, beef stroganoff

then not eat it and just go to tacobell or w/e

>>39613554
>womins are the ultimate philistines

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>>39613147
>>39613568
>>39614431
it's just a meme, right?
I'm not mentally ill, ha ha.

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This is the size most Tinder girls are looking for. This is your competition. If you can't give her a dick like this don't even bother

>>39615858
This, people that brag the most tend to not be that successful. To them being an actual CEO of some startup is nothing special.

>>39612857
yeah he gets first draft but he can only get so many ladies. like yeah hes your competition but so our other robots

>>39613147
holllllllly fuck how. how did you know i say irrelevant nonsense to defend against chad. how did you know that

>>39612857
Thats stupid as shit, competition makes the game fun, just because you're a noob don't mean we all are

>>39613503
Fucking this, when did this sub fill with roasties? Or this is some kind of roleplaying faggotry?