Fembots, post yourselves. Find someone who's looking for

>>39612549
dont trigger the mods for fucks sake, although they should be focusing more on the sissy/trap/anime threads desu

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Best gf once again. Who is like this? be my gf pls

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>>39612549
please don't be encroaching on my territory I already posted so please don't do it again

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>No personality

You can send me your finest "roastie" insults on Discord if you want, JessixaSnip#8603

>>39612703
yeah but you made that thread all about yourself you stupid whore

>>39612549
>Note to mod: stop deleting these threads, they aren't against the rules and nobody is posting pictures of themselves nor are they asking for rates.

But how is this even any different than that.

>>39612703
Are you schizophrenic? orig

>>39612703
Please stop schizoposting in the middle of the day

>>39612741
>communism cannot work

marry me

>>39612798
Oh, well... If you insist.

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have one of mine laying around from ages ago

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Women should not be on this board. Reminder that there is no such thing as fembots

>>39612860
Thank you anon. Remain vigilant in the ousting of Stacey's looking for new orbiters.

>>39612741
>unkempt hair
>communism cannot work

doesn't get much better than this

>>39612741
God fuck nice

>>39612745
Isn't that the point?
>>39612778
No I can explain everything coherently don't be the worrying thief
>>39612788
Already said I'm not please refer to previously statements for clarification

>>39612913
You definitely are, though. Like you're sayin absolutely bonkers shit and don't even realize it.

>>39612741
Who even is your fav composer I bet it's some dumb militaristic marching Russian or something

What's it like to be so vapid?

>>39612840
Q
T
L O N D O N

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If there is an ugly HFA retard gf one, that is me.

>>39612828
It's a free country

(I still insist)

>>39612924
What'd I say that's so bonkers though? Maybe you just aren't the very understanding, know what I mean?

>>39612963
Wagner, and it feels alright.

>>39612980
Yeah but your self insert weird incapacitation power play fetish games aren't fun or interesting sorry.

You can keep pretending though I guess if you want.

>>39612986
Do you really not see how weird and disjointed and nonsensical that picture you posted was lol

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>>39612741
>pale,veiny hands

>>39612999
What's the meaning of the ring cycle?

Is Jad the best y/n/m? Btw Wagner is what old people say because they only listen to the top 25 greatest of anything and never venture beyond their already narrowed horizons to discover anything worthwhile and thats why super hits from the 60s, 70s,and 80s exist and will never die I hope you're happy contributing to the total degradation of art wholly and completely.

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>tfw no spanko gf

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this is me. I tried to include as much detail as I could. by detail I mean information, obviously the picture's not detailed..

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>>39613039
Nice superiority complex, I listen to more than just Ride of the Valkyries and Beethoven's 5th, but I'm not gonna name an obscure composer my favourite just to seem cultured.

>>39613017
It's the most honest and authentic of every single of of these dumb fake self insert autogynephile images though.

Just because no one can understand how you speak doesn't necessarily mean that what you're saying is deep but when the pool is shallow and you're drowning in mediocrity maybe disjointed limbs sliding in and out of their sockets feels better than sessile tendrils reaching out to claps onto something they wish were true but they know can never represent anyone including me or you.

>>39613085
whats it like having zero self awareness?

>>39613072
I like girls that wear plain clothes, it's a wierd thing but I do like plain clothes

>>39613083
I actually have an inferiority complex. I'm like Socrates, alright? I know that I am inferior and therefore I am superior but only superior in that I am the most inferior human to have ever existed. Btw when you insult someone for having a superiority complex you are actually claiming that they are inferior because they claim to be superior so that means you are actually saying you're superior to them because you know that you are actually superior while they are just assuming they are superior without backing it up so maybe you should look at yourself in the mirror and scream for a few minutes until you feel bad about what you just did. Btw I didn't name drop anything because I am pathetic. You did though, which is cool and I support you and wish I wasn't so wretched.

>>39613135
That's okay, I'm sure you have good taste and only sperg because you feel passionately about it.

One leitmotif I enjoy is Tchaikovsky's recurring sampling of God Save the Tsar in many of his pieces, most notably in the 1812 Overture and Marche Slave.

>>39612741
The funniest thing about robots hating communism so much is that they'll probably benefit greatly from communism.

>don't have to be a wagecuck
>wont be punished for being an autistic outcast
>mental healthcare for robots with depression/anxiety/etc.
>rich chads dont exist

>>39612840
Must be hard to be the girl version of me.
Hang in there, friend. We will find someone who fits the niche one day.

>>39613085
yeah you are absolutely bonkers what the fuck

>>39613185
the funnies thing about communism is it doesn't work and everyone starves

>>39613072
Are you a 50 year old British woman who posts on twitter about how much she loves maths and encryption or something literally who are you?
>>39613104
Lol @ you thinking I'm not completely aware of what I'm doing right now. Sorry for you are not very much of an apology I am to be the hoping that we can reach the reapproachment which is going to be very closing in the bindings of the book glued onto the messages that never stood to last longer than a tree stumping writhing in the rain shaking because coldness surrounds and ambiguity rebounds ricochets and reverberates throughout read sentences written in anti-syncopated recycled words from a minute ago.

>>39613072
>kebab

i like the high class takeaway choice here, we could go get kebabs late at night when we cant sleep

>>39613039
>What's the meaning of the ring cycle?
Gottardamerung isn't a one time thing.
>>39613135
>I'm like Socrates, alright?
He challenged the gods when he told the oracle she was wrong.
He then went onto the deny the gods and exclaim a belief in an unknown god of the philosopher.
You can't judge superiority over someone's opinion of themselves.
>>39613185
>>wont be punished for being an autistic outcast
>implying they won't bite the bullet in a 6 inch grave because they don't want to/don't have the skills to work
The original communist revolutionaries were hardworking middle aged men and war veterans, not disenfranchised young males.

>>39613206
People in the US are starving too anon. yesterday at the grocery store I work at I seen someone trawling through a dumpster just to find rotten scraps of food.

>>39613192
hey thanks my dude, all the best for you too. sometimes i wonder if people like us can be tolerated in a traditional relationship.

>>39612840
how do you get through life? walk me through your day.

>>39613298
what would you like to know specifically? origami

>>39613206
How is that even funny, dude?
>>39613261
Li beyrouth wajhou ba77aren qadeemi couldn't even warn Siegfried that spinning gold from songs isn't going to feed a hungry people suffering from crumbling Holiday Inn hotels.

>>39613264
>a few mentally ill retards who refuse to work and just inject harmful drugs all day can't eat
>literally everyone in the entire country except for a few elite is either starving or severely malnourished

>>39613072
>tfw no friend to share meat and chips with while trying to fix segmentation faults
what music do you like?

>>39613319
what do you do? type of friends that you have good synergy with? best way to handle being in a romantic relationship (or really any relationship)?
how do you handle being bored?
how do you find success?
I need to know these things. I usually end up becoming self hating to a point of changing, doing something great, then in the afterglow of it, degenerate back into being failure till I hate myself enough to repeat the cycle.
It never ends.
Have you had any luck with dealing with life any better?

>>39613340
It's funny because I enjoy communists squirming and trying to explain why everyone in communist countries is always sick, starving and dead

>>39613085
Hey insane girl where r u located?

>>39613357
What is a tragedy of the commons and how can I seize it to reach peak production?

>>39613340
Siegfried knows from Valkyrie mother that slaying dragons is far more beneficial than spinning songs of gold.
It is better to starve among friends than to dine among wolves.

>>39612840
Location? U can initiate on me all u want

>>39613357
You have the ultimate cuck mentality anon. You'd rather work 40+ hours for CEO Chad Thundercock than have everyone work towards the common benefit of society. Right wing robots are the ultimate cucks.

>>39613396
step 1: kill all communists
step 2: remove all harmful laws and regulations (all of them)
step 3: enjoy paradise

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>>39613494
Nah I do manual labor for a locally owned landscaping business. It's hard work but it pays well and I enjoy it.

Nobody likes working towards the common benefit of society, people who say they do are liars they like working for their own benefit. Nobody wants to be equal, they just don't want to be less equal than their peers.

fuck off back to /r/politics commie scum

>>39613535
So you like being a wagecuck. That's fucking hilarious brother. The American rich need obedient suckers like you.

>>39613533
>no coloring
What color is your hair?

>>39613596
No I like doing manual labor because working hard feels good. I burn over 3000 calories a day, gaining lots of muscle and burning fat every day feels good man.

>>39613611
Black.
All of my clothes are black.

>>39613375
How is death funny at all? Have you ever had to deal with anything in your life ever or do you just live in suburban america or sudaca equivalent in la banlieue bouseux
>>39613385
Somewhere between baalbeck and curie

>>39613631
Do you dye it at all? What state if I may ask?

>>39613618
Next you'll be telling me your boss's dick tastes good.

>>39613618
do you eat a lot of pickles

>>39613512
okay but too many people this isn't ehden there are no cedars

>>39613371
>what do you do?
i am currently a (failing) student at university
>type of friends that you have good synergy with?
i find i best get along with people who are more emotional (introspectively or outwardly) than myself. these are the types of people who are able to form strong bonds with me through my good communication skills and find it hard to let go of my friendship when i disappear out of the blue. i have a tendency to come and go as i please, often ignoring people for weeks or at times months, and usually these types of people end up dealing with it. i also find i have good synergy with people who tend to do a lot of talking and are able to bounce ideas back and forth. this is not a trait which more passive personality types have and i definitely don't get along with them.
>best way to handle being in a romantic relationship (or really any relationship)?
for any relationship, just try to be as cooperative as possible but always be the one on top. be the leader. there really isn't a specific guideline on having friends, you just assess what kind of person(s) you're dealing with and try to find commonalities between the two of you. for example you could have nothing in common when it comes to the arts and interests, but maybe you both share the same outlook on life and people, operate on a similar level of sympathy and empathy, therefore helping each other through problems.
for romantic relationships, i really don't know how to help you there. try not to be stuck on a oneitis, take it from my experience. it isn't healthy and you will always compare potential partners to the former lover, never allowing yourself to experience someone new. try not to have too many expectations; not everyone will be as willing as you to talk about certain subjects for example. don't be possessive, just be cautious when needed or when you feel something may be off. (cont)

>>39613533
cutie be my gf reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>39613656
Kind of damaged on my bangs because of me brushing them aside again and again.

>>39613711
Do you have a pic of your bangs? Doesn't have to include face, just curious.

>>39613680
I do enjoy a good pickle but I don't really eat a lot of them

>>39613676
The only reason I'm still working for him is because the pay is good, the hours are good, and I enjoy the work. You've never done an honest day's work in your life so you wouldn't know anything about feeling acomplished coming home after a hard day digging trenches with a pickaxe.

>>39613696
once all laws and regulations are gone it will be easy to lower the population

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>>39613739
Alright, have some bangs.

>>39613757
Why do you even care about society then why not just go live in a cave idgi
>>39613740
How do you sustain yourself
>>39613711
Not how hair works sorry

>>39613782
The wind messes it up, I'm not fully sure how it got as damaged as it is. It's kind of frizzy.

>>39613781
Why is everything so blue

>>39613817
My computer lighting.

>>39613782
I sustain myself by eating food, and actually living on a remote beach by myself is a long time dream of mine

>>39613827
Weird what kind of computer is it?

>>39613801
probably not even damaged just actually learn how to have long hair and stop being a dumb boy

>>39613841
Those are female bangs. I would bet a large sum of money on it

>>39613740
A hard day of working and all you get is what, $10 an hour? Your boss probably makes 10x that doing 10x less work, but only because schmucks like you support a system that lets him do that.

>>39613371
don't change yourself completely but always try to find things you have (or potentially have) in common with the person you are interested in. just because you haven't taken a particular liking to something in the past doesn't mean you can't begin to enjoy it now. remember that there will always be certain types of people we "gravitate" toward; you may find someone attractive but maybe they don't give you the same "feeling" as other types of people. i strongly encourage you to trust in this intuition and try to be with someone who you feel like you truly click with, not someone you have to force yourself to like. if you can't handle being in a romantic relationship with someone (or any relationship type) chances are you just don't click very well.

>how do you handle being bored?
i have spent most of my life finding amusement with my own self so it isn't that much of an issue. usually when i go through my more depressive episodes i find that boredom easily translates to sadness and an eagerness for something more out of life (such as a partner) and i begin to think about the thinks i could have, why i don't have them, etc. i suggest you try to avoid this rabbit hole by finding a certain pleasure in being by yourself. i don't have any practical hobbies at all but i find solace in my own self; my own sense of humour, the way i get along with myself and the praise i give to myself about the way i think or the ideas i come up with. you learn a lot about yourself being "bored".
>how do you find success?
just don't dwell on the negativity of what may happen or what "is" happening (it most likely isn't, you're just paranoid and thinking of the most cynical outcome). personally i tend to work under stress. i'm the laziest person alive when it comes to my studies, i've failed many of my subjects but the ones i have studied for have been through pure grit, relentless 12 hour study sessions the night before the exam. and somehow i end up remembering (cont)

>>39613865
how much I'm willing to bet $50

>>39613915
I bet $75 dollars those are female bangs

>>39613867
I get $15/hr and make over $2,000 a month not counting the other work I do on the side. Building a new PC right now with an i7, r390, 16 gigs rame, solid state drive

yeeee boi I'm living large

My boss makes more but he also works hard and his knowledge/customers/equipment is what allows me to opportunity to make money. His investment of CAPITAL(ism) is what allows me to earn money.

fuck off dumb commie

>>39613781
Wow, def cute, post more?

>>39613915
Instead of wasting your cash you should give me some money for hot wings.
Hehehehehe.
>>39613922
You're correct, I'm biologically female.

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>>39612549
pic related is me. any takers who won't lust after other women while they're in a relationship with me?

>>39613942
Knew it, the losing anon can spend his $50 on hot wings, I don't care.

>>39613942
do have sexual that tongue is vagine?

>>39612647
you have severe mental issues

comment not original why am i surprised

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>>39613969
>hit me and call me a slut

hmmmmmmmm

I like you

>>39613924
Oh wow $15 you sure are swimming in it.

And since you're building a $1000+ PC you probably live with your parents or some shit lol.

>>39613371
just enough of the required material in order to pass the exam. i scold myself continuously for not being a better student but the self discipline never comes through. i do things on the fly, and hope for the best. this type of mindset helps me balance out my life, as dysfunctional as it seems. seeing as i constantly over-analyze and internalize everything that makes me unhappy about my life, trying to regularly keep my mind on an organized and rigid activity like studying would only make me completely unfocused and more depressed.
>Have you had any luck with dealing with life any better?
time heals. try to see people once a week or every two weeks, even if its just for a cup of coffee. feed your vanity when you can, make yourself feel better about yourself, because no one can love you or make you feel good about yourself like you can. just think about things that make you happy, even if its stupid memes or a reference from a movie, those little moments of joy you get during the day really build up. try to be on a positive note with your family. ultimately just try to gain the confidence to be partially happy with who you are, because once you do that, life itself will seem so much less of a hassle.

>>39613969
L O N D O N
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[Spoiler]oregano comment[/Spoiler]

>>39613493
yurop my dude

>>39613969
>lusting after other women when you have a gf this cute

I don't think so

>>39613942
dumb
>>39613969
wishing you were smart while never actually putting in any effort means you are truly dumb
>>39613980
yeah because some guy in a thread full of self insert manic pixie dream girls wrote hehe means they are legitimately a woman I bet you don't even care because you're so bored with your life and have nothing better to do that roleplay with another loser while you both fantasize about a ridiculously unrealistic and ultimately dumb ideal that isnt even fun

>>39614010
do you have discord anon-sanabamalam

>>39614081
yes but I'm too fucking smart to fall for shit tier bait like this

>>39614079
I'll up my wager to $100 if you're still unconvinced it's a fembot

>>39614074
Where in yurop

Pls be close

>>39613969
Willing to chat, but only because I'm interested in finding out what kind of woman would browse this board

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>>39614069
i'm on the west coast of the US, sry breh

>>39614075
i'm old and not that attractive, but if you say so anon. that made my day :^)

>>39614079
i've put in effort. do you have any sort of script you can give me to make me smart? no?

how am i supposed to just "be smart"? my brain blocks out any sort of logical reasoning. i'd rather do artistic stuff and outdoorsy stuff.

>>39614025
>WHY YOU WORK SO HARD REEE YOU SHOULD BE A NEET LIKE ME
>YOU SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY? YOU MUST LIVE AT HOME, LOSER

w.e.w

>>39613942
gimme your paypal and I'll pay you even though I am broke

>>39614104
>probably not close @ all
where are you?

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>>39614097
what do you mean? :^(

>>39614110
hit me up :^) give me your discord, or throwaway email or whatever

>>39614079
Are you still here? Fuck off already.

>>39614115
All of us are old and unattractive in our books too, I'm glad it made your day though! Sadly I'm from Europe ;_;

>>39614115
Im on the west coast too it was only a meme. Whats your state?

>>39614118
I work in a warehouse fambam. If you didn't live with your parents that $15 an hour wouldn't get you fuckin anywhere, unless you live off 20 cent packages of ramen every night.

>>39614134
Yurope west. Where are you? UK?

>>39614139
Merryandres #1042 on discord

>>39614115
what's artistic and outdoorsy though and what is smart idgi you think that you don't need logic and reason to create art or do "outdoorsy" things? wat

the fact that the immediate thing you jump to is a script in order to achieve something to make you smart shows that you don't even have the work ethic you need to learn anything so whatever just keep up the game of lethargy and pretend that being smart is some sort of ascended realm of being that is so out of reach to you because your brain is incapable or something

>>39614139
post contact so i can make you my waifu

>>39614170
lel, eastern europe here. it was ogre while it lasted.

>>39614203
Waow be my eastern europe conservative qt gf. I can fly to you for very cheap probably.

>>39614145
Comment was like 5 minutes old idgi am I interfering with your pickup game or something

>>39614079
if your intention is to stand out you deffo got me

can we chat

>>39614203
>eastern europe here.
Please be gf

>>39614132
[email protected]

>>39614166
I make extra 1000/month doing freelance work on the side u dolt

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>>39614161
Washington, you?

>>39614174
>Merryandres #1042
didn't work when i tried to add you : ( is it spelled right?

>>39614190
if i was smart, i'd be building my own business right now. i'd have the capability or creativity to do something that other people haven't done yet. now how do you get that creativity? you don't, it's something you're born with. what the fuck is "work ethic" in your terms anyways? i can do what i'm told.

>>39614193
u first

>>39614261
sure whats up dude

>>39614222
wouldn't a true conservative qt gf not stray from her culture by marrying a foreigner and assimilating into his western ideals :^)

>>39614273
Doing what? MLM bullshit? lol. Sounds like you're working for the good majority of your day. I'm sure that gaming PC wont be collecting dust at all.

>>39614298
idk do u like vaporwave

>>39614265
This anon's fake.
[email protected].

>>39614288
there are a million taxi cab agencies and a million hamburger shops you dont need to be original to start a business and you're not born with the capability to use r9k so I dont get why you're standoffish when it comes to applying yourself to literally anything whatsoever

>>39614174

Forewarning I'm gonna add you aswell.

>>39614288
If caps matter then it's MerryAndres #1042. Pretty sure discord asks for that number, but I forget.

>>39614322
Prove it, LARPer

>>39614309
I make videos ads for real estate people, occasionally work as crew on a larger film. $30-$50/hr depending on the job.

I start early 6:30-7:30 so I usually finish by 3:00-4:00 and plenty of time to game

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>>39614324
>>39614322
You're probably messing with me but I'll do it anyway.

>>39612840
If you're still on this thread and you have a discord, you can add me... If you want:
AgedSage#6654

>>39614365
your hair has a jew nose

>>39614401
Ha, thanks?
That's pretty funny.

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>>39614322
>>39614365
Sorry. Only the strong survive.

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Here we go again. Here I am again. Here I try to make my comment original again.

>>39614412
(((It's not a compliment)))

>>39614365
cool blurry pixelated image from like 1998 thanks
>>39614310
no I think vaporwave stole something that was actually good and bastardized it without any forethought or care and created something that was easily digestable and lacking any artistic merit

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>>39614265
>>39614322
>>39614365
>>39614424
Holy shit it's a goddamn catfight hahahaha

>>39614361
That sucks. you work for around 10 hours (not counting time to get ready to go to work, commuting, errands, etc.) and then you have around 6 waking hours left to actually live life for yourself. But I mean i guess it aint all that bad since you like being a brainless drone for capitalism.

>post contact
>get added by rando
>now I have rando friend

And here I just wanted a waifu.

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>>39614460
Sorry for the image quality.
Have some... slightly feminine hand?
I don't know what I'm doing at this point, I'm sorry for wasting your time.

>>39614522
non anon I just enjoy working hard because it feels good

I tried living for just myself and doing no work for a year, I was depressed hated myself and life


I want to throw you out of a helicopter :)

>>39614559
Refer to >>39614483
I think you're too late now

>>39614288
Hg80#3875

Getting adds from random camels now

>>39614559
how is that even a feminine hand just hold your out fingers so we can do that dumb thing where your index finger and your ring finger are supposed to be the same length

>>39614579
Yeah, it's okay. I feel kind of bummed because I won't eat but what am I going to do about it?

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me no bulli plz
(orgiee)

>>39614599
That's not accurate, I don't think. I tried it before and it said that I have guy hands, so...

>>39614454
Is this the lass from the Midlands? Fug I can't remember

>>39614666
I am indeed. Posted again in this thread when I saw it was up.

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Chad here.

I'll be claiming all the fembots in this thread.

Pleasure doing business with you all.

>>39614720
As though I'd ever be attracted to him...
He has no imperfections, how is that attractive?

>>39614720
height income dicksize

>>39614759
8 feet tall

1 gorillion a year

14 inches

>>39614688
Well at least I'm not the only britbong here I suppose, who's your anime husbando btw?

>>39614759
5'4", $15k per year, 5".

Ready to get Chadded?

>>39614797
gojirachad is 1 gorillion dick 8 gorillion feet adn 14 gorillion foot dick how can you compete?

if my hymen isn't being vaproized on the moon by atomic breath I cannot feelt anything

>>39614559
https://dx.doi.org/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2012.02815.x

Idk dude seems pretty real to me

>>39614454
are you ISIS?

>>39614825
pls giv hymen

>>39613185
The only people that benefit from communism are the new ruling class, the politburo. Robots aren't capable of ruling anything, they aren't even fit to serve. They'd be liquidated.

>>39614862
only if you destroy tokyo for me

>>39614460
i cant say ur wrong about vaporwave but i think there is a certain artistry in some works and the whole point is to make you feel a certain way but idk

im not talking about blank nigger banshee or floral shoppe either, i like t e l e p a t h more

also your posts remind me of mars volta lyrics

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>>39614923
If I must

It shall be done

>>39613969
>i wrote you a song
I would love you forever.

>>39614947
whats your discord or whatever

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im waiting for this beauty to show up again.

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not underage, just very childish

>>39615397
Good taste in things to hate, let me stalk your tumblr

>>39615397
>if you do anything normie I'm disowning you

But having a gf would be a normie thing.

>>39615397
what video games senpai?

>>39615362
I want to protect this fembot.

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>>39615428
League, WoW and some steam games. Anything that isn't an FPS I'd be down to play.
I really love emulator games like Spyro, Crash, would be perfect to just have someone watch me play these while we spoke all night.

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>>39615581
do you at least have good taste in anime?

>>39615581
Hmu with that discord
You sound really cute

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Dunno if I'm looking for anything, just got my heart broken and am still sad

>>39615911
poist contoct

>>39615426
The eternal paradox.

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>>39615911
>very smol, mistaken for an actual kid often

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reposting mine so that more people can pretend they'd be interested in someone like me so I can ignore them because I know they would not like me if they knew me

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>>39616153
>BPD

I'm sorry anon

>>39616153
But how will you know unless you try to get to know someone, like me desu

>>39614115
>on worst coast
I'm so sorry

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>tfw 5'11" fembot(male)
>tfw neither boys or girls want me
>want to an hero, but too scared.

Mods please delete this and discourage the "fembots"

>>39614454
>plant flowers
only things I plant are food crops in hydroponic trays
delicious and ready for harvest in record time

>>39615911
>very fragile, will cry over things
this would drive me up the fucking wall
how would such a creature come to 4chan in the first place

>>39616178
I'm sorry too
It's so bad that I just got fired today over "personality conflicts"
probably the 5th time that's happened to me

>>39616180
all of you are the same
you want to save me, you want to be the one thing in all my miserable existence that can bring me happiness, you want to be the key that unlocks my icy heart, you have some fantastical idea of what it must be like to be with someone who has a personality disorder

news flash:
I am not moody - I am psychotic
I am not misunderstood by others - I fail to understand myself on even a basic level, and do things I don't mean to do
I am not needy or clingy - I am demanding and the consequences can be dire when getting involved with someone like me
I'm not spontaneous - I'm insane
I'm not just in need of some tender loving care - there is no cure for BPD, and the only technique proven to provide ANY relief, however small, is dialectial behavioral therapy (group therapy) which I find actually usually makes things worse

It doesn't matter who you are or how selfless and kind you are or what you do for me
I WILL hurt you
I don't know how to not.

On top of all of the various symptoms of BPD and severe depression, I'm a fat lazy fuck and am in no way even marginally attractive.
Take your savior complex somewhere else.

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i just dont know anymore lads
entirely original

>>39616252
Hey, ill be your friend you seem pretty cool

>>39613707
>i have a tendency to come and go as i please, often ignoring people for weeks or at times months
you really are me
I like "intellectually" active people too. I like passive people sometimes because they stoke my ego... bad habit.
I'll find people with more depth.
>try not to be stuck on a oneitis
too late. How do I escape her?
>>39613883
noted
>>39614039
>i do things on the fly, and hope for the best. this type of mindset helps me balance out my life, as dysfunctional as it seems. seeing as i constantly over-analyze and internalize everything that makes me unhappy about my life

Avoid rigidity. ok

Thanks friendo. I'll try and become your better half.

>>39616339
You should try getting some loose friends over video games or some other hobby tbqh.

Works out pretty well when you're trying to work through your mental shit and don't want people getting too close. Especially when they don't understand what BPD does to your psyche.

>>39616252
Cronikeys stop already

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>>39616339
>saviour complex

not in any way did i imply something like that, and i am just about aware enough to know of the effects of something like bpd, all im sayin is it might be good to even just have a friend to talk to, because why else would you post in this thread honestly.

>>39613969
Is this fembot still around or did I miss the free giveaway?

>>39613969
>disappears for 3 months
Explain this or you can go kol 5ara sharmouta

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>>39616339
>all of anything is one particular thing
that's not how it works
Some people truly are genuinely caring, no matter how hard you want to believe otherwise

Take solace though, medical science and brain monitoring and interacting machinery are improving at a breakneck pace, it is very likely there will be a cure for BPD and most, if not all mental disorders in the next few years as a result

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i dont know why i did this but it shows how shitty i am

>>39616491
post your discord and love me

>>39616418
I have a few but they are not good for much
it's the same inane shit over and over again
"I feel bad because XYZ and I feel like ABC and I'm afraid I might LMNOP"
and they say "Don't hurt yourself! You have so much more to live for! It's just temporary sadness! You can break through it! Just find a hobby or project you can devote yourself to!"
and other stupid normie shit, even though these people are not really normies. No one has any good advice but people feel like they can't listen to someone complain without offering advice, and so most people stop listening after a while because they can't stand not being of any help.

>>39616430
I posted in the thread because I want someone else's eyes to read the awful things I said about myself and know that somewhere out there, there is someone who hates themselves as much as I do
it makes me feel worse, which is to say, better.

>>39616471
>kol 5ara sharmouta

ente kesseyeh dude

>>39613969
one dimensional...
>>39614454
autism
>>39614720
>chad
nice try he's 5'7"
>>39615911
Is your name ha lol ?
>>39616153
hang in there

>>39616491
God what a fucking train wreck, whats your malfunction sharmouta?

>>39616252
>church
>trans
You hit both my fetishes

>>39616532
7bb anta 3rabi?

>>39616491
What do you think of Dylan Kleb?

>>39616484
yeah, I believe that some people genuinely care but I would only hurt them
I am not a person that is to be cared for
honestly, until a fail-proof cure for BPD is introduced, people who have been diagnosed with BPD should be executed or at least quarantined from society. I feel like a horrible slimy spiny slug. Venomous to touch, poisonous to taste, harmful to stand near. I am so violently incomplete that I fear I wouldn't ever actually be able to kill myself either even though it has been my greatest wish since I was very young.

>>39616565
BPD is pretty bad but I don't think it's as bad to deal with from the other person's point of view as you think it is. I can think of worse shit to deal with than one of my friends having an episode.

>>39616532
How do i contact you

I don't even care if you aren't a girl i think you are qt

>>39616710
K 7abibi before I give details
You just gotta post vocaroo note saying these following letters in order real fast,
E, D, B, T, Z

>>39616558
raja2 2o2ortooooo rayeek min lubnaniyeh (feeniqioun) aka 2ana

>>39612703

>>39616786
Ahhh, anta min libnan
9adiqi Ana lastu 3rabi, ana shitposter min amerika

>>39616786
>>39616769
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1A3B1BSQIlD
Please love me

I don't know how to love but i can fake it if you want.

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which of you forlorn femanons would date me

>>39616786
whats your favorite current 93 album

>>39616824
No 7bb it's
E D B T Z, in this order

>>39616848
>smokes
Normie

>>39616848
Dude we're not femanons, it's a Lebanese and an American shitposter speaking Arabic. Lrn 2 speak al fus7a faggot

>>39616858
I said that you didn't even listen I'm australian it's the accent

Fuck this is stupid I'm leaving.

>>39615911
>Likes /x/ related stuff
You're pretty cool.

>>39616848
>shoegaze

pass

>>39616874
Btw
If you had gotten it right you would have said my hand up my ass in arabic

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>>39612549
Originally ignored

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>>39612549
I was a trap one time as a joke but everything here unironically applied to me

>>39616909
If I post contact will you email me femanon?

>>39616904
I did say it right you stupid shitskin jesus christ

>>39616909
Hey German schwine, tell me how is Oktoberfest like?

>>39616920
>venezuelan refugee qt
Please be my friend to see if I'm compatible with

>>39616933
La, I hear E d t b z
It's e d b t z

Fucking aus-fag
Go eat some Abo Ks and get a venereal decease from it

>>39616936
Having a military german fetish doesn't mean that I'm german anon

>>39616943
Okay deal, i am a guy though. I don't want you to feel like i lied to you

>>39616957
>>39616926
going to post contact soon anon

>>39616957
Ahh my bad sharmouta, which shithole are you from? I am just a spic-American who shitposts in Arabic

>>39616950
I just wanted someone to talk to
I'm going to go smash my hand with a hammer im so angry right now

>>39612549
>Find someone who's looking for someone like you.
this is how these threads break the rules

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>>39612549
Non-fembot, but to answer the person from the last thread, It's also a crested gecko, but only 3.5 inches long. I treat it better than my roommates.

>>39616970
Can you explain me what the fuck is going on in Venezuela?

>>39616993
Just go fuck with Abo kuffar, that is best thing to do 7bb

>>39617012
There are no abos around here and i don't assocuite with them anyway

>>39617008
You remind me of my friend who said the FBI was stalking him.
Is the FBI stalking you?

>>39617034
Then go fuck some sexy Aussie sharmoutas
I'm sure aus land has good Da3ra
Da3ra means brother in Arabic

>>39616926
Are you qt?
Like originally

>>39617065
My personality chases away all the sluts

I want you to insult me in arabic post some contact info you crazy bitch

Any fembots East Coast that wont murder me while I sleep? I like to clean. I'm short and stout, but I like to try and be manly. I have trust issues and am kinda paranoid.

>>39617085
7-7.5/10 I think but my I'm not sure I'd be the best judge of character

>>39617090
I'm not a woman, therefore I'm not a bitch

CollegeFag#0307
Here is my discord, now go steal abo sniffing gasoline and resell it to them

>>39617103
By that you mean 5/10

>>39617103
Sure if you don't think any of those things I posted are dealbreakers

>>39617130
[email protected]
They're all fine
>>39617126
Could be.

FUCK YOU BETAS. STOP BEING SO FUCKING THIRSTY AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. YOU'RE THE REASON THE WORLD IS SHIT.

>>39617010
Well it all started in 1956 after marcos perez jimenez escaped the country.... he was a right wing dictator who built all the infrastructure and the highway to prosperty in the 80s in Venezuela.
Now he did a lot of horrid crimes againsy human rights and this bred a strong leftwing sentiment in the nation. This movement grew with the years and in the late 90s chavez overthrew ragael caldera with the help of leftists soldiers who shared that sentiment. Then when chavez took over with the psov socialism became the norm (hence the motto "partria, socialismo, o muerte Venceremos!" Which means country, socialism, Or death we will strive!) And this led to him seizing private property from citizens and taking over the entire crude extraction and oil refinement in the nation with pdvs, this led to him being the only person in charge of the countries greatests asset and him making great political ties with cuba/russia/china/ iran made him a person of interest to the us government. He's anti American sentiment was one of the strongest displayes of hatred towards and by keeping the large percentage of low income voters on his side he maintained power with improptu elections and and psy ops against property owners in the us and that led ti him to plunder the country into a steady decline. Then in 2013 his handpicked man Nicolas madura who is a puppet for disodado cabello which is the true mastermind behind communism spreading in venezuela, rose to power and lacking the charisma and political knowledge he poked many holes in the already sinking raft known as venezuela.


Don't even get me started on the china/russia/usa inminente coalition. Basically cold war 2.0 or ww3 and venezuela is at the center of it all

>>39617172
Eres Veneco, me mamas los guebos?

>>39617036
No, my thing is advertising is the ultimate evil and "corporations" build profiles on you to market to you better and that psychology is really interested but the scary part about it is that even if you know the tricks they still work on you and based on what information they can get on you they can sell to you easier and get you to buy shit you don't need which can be expanded to sell ideas, agendas, politics, etc...
I'm also afraid of vocoloids and CGI because when they can perfectly replicate reality they can fake it and you can only trust your own eyes and that sounds way too high stress for someone struggling with the now.
t. barely functioning sperg

>>39615911
>neopets
>pee fetish
Not sure which is more weird tbqhf

>>39617152
What the hell I'll bite
>>39617110
Here is my discord Kuffar, you better keep me entertained

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I wish I had any artistic talent so I could do more than fill colors in.

>>39615911
>neopets
That's still a fucking thing?
I remember playing that as a kid

>>39616817
>Ahhh, anta min libnan
>9adiqi Ana lastu 3rabi, ana shitposter min amerika
n3oudh ballah
>>39616769
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nCvaG0cMvj

>>39617230
>don't shower yet you smell nice
ewwwwww

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>>39617230
Why would you kill yourself if you had a bf?

>>39617095
RIP orginolo

>>39617230
Email?

I sleep with a monkey my auntie gave me when i was 8

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I posted in one of these threads yesterday, but I had to go to the store and it archived before I could participate.

>>39617201
Solo por una greencard marico

>>39617290
Oh, yeah. I remember you. I said your mom was a really great and selfless person to be cooking for you.

>>39617290
You sound a bit... boring anon

>>39615348
rick2707 #5083

i went to work, hope youre still around

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>>39617290
>willingly eating mcdonalds

>>39617320
Ummmm Rico mi amor
Tomate mi leche y hasta te pinto el culo verde

>>39617275
I like the smell of sweat and stuff. It reminds me of when I was little and my dad would come home from work. He would come into my room and give me a big hug before he went to bed, because he usually got home after my bedtime. It's a comforting smell to me. Especially if it's mixed with motor oil.
>>39617281
I don't think a boyfriend would stop the feelings I've been struggling with since childhood. I picked 30 as the date to kill myself because I was already past 25 when I decided.
>>39617288
I'll talk to you if you post one. I've always had an aversion to posting mine here. I got my rabbit when I was really young. I think 3 or 4. I didn't like him at first and didn't want to name him but then something happened so I did and I love him very much. He's old now so I mostly keep him on the shelf next to my bed to not hurt him but when I have a really bad day I hug him tight and smell him and it helps me sleep.

>>39617326
they're actually all boring

>>39617230
How old are you right now?
If you're going to do it at least entertain me beforehand, maybe you'll get something out of it kuffar

>>39617366
how old are you know sweaty?

>>39617366
Mine is [email protected]

If you want to chat sometime I'd be willing. I should say that i have a severe lack of empathy though, i can pretend to care if you'd like.

>>39617399
>>39617408
I'm a week away from turning 28. It's getting kind of hard to wait, though so I might not wait until 30.
>>39617413
I'll send something in a bit but I'm probably going to bed soon. I got sent back to college and it exhausts me being around people because it's basically 8 hours a day of being in panic mode.

>>39617350
A la verga tio que me pinto los labios y te hago la pija arcoiris!

>>39617366
>I have a really bad day I hug him tight and smell him and it helps me sleep.
thats really cute actually

>>39617430
Fuck it, 2 years of fun is enough
You got discord ibn kalbi?

>>39617430
if you're going to do it, donate yourself to medical science
there's technologies that need testing, and you can be the perfect candidate to create the future

>>39617432
Uffff chucha que estoy arrecho ahora

>>39617461
No
Waste of time desu

>>39613969
That's super cute, man.

>>39617440
It's because he smells like when I was little. I don't know how else to put it. It's a comforting smell and it makes me feel like I have someone.
>>39617443
no
>>39617461
I'm not sure what works well enough to give them.

>>39617462
De que pais eres brother?

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Hey it's me but I changed discord

>>39612741
>No thanks I'm not hungry
>Pale, veiny hands
>Communism cannot work
>That's rad
>Likes Wagner

You're doing great. Don't let anybody tell you different

>>39617487
Peru pero Vivo en los Estados unidos
Inb4 PeruANO
>>39617485
Do you have Skype then sharmouta?

>>39617497
I want to hear you sing anon

>>39617509
I don't have any social media type stuff. I don't have any friends to talk to on it.

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>>39617497
would impregnate/10
you hit all my buttons at once

>>39617509
gimme dat discord skype

>>39617497
I love southern accents.

>>39617574
>Missouri
>The south
She's in the midwest you nigger

>>39617281
because I'm not stupid enough to think that getting a significant other will solve any of my problems

>>39617537
>no amigos
Ohhh wow what a shock

Allah forgive me for having to use my old AOL account
[email protected]
Here, you better keep me entertained kalbi

>>39617571
CollegeFag#0307
Here mah Nigga

>>39612549
STOP MAKING THIS SHITTY THREAD
EVERY FUCKING DAY
IT'S SOC SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT
IT BELONGS ON SOC

STOP

MAKING

THIS

THREAD

YOU

RETARD

>>39617616
stop getting the anger for continuing of days

>>39617509
Yo tengo mucho respeto por tu gente, fueron los peruanos que me dieron comida y refugio cuando vivia homeless

>>39617616
Quiet ibn luti

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>>39617616
Are you frustrated by any chance

>>39617633
Sopa de paloma
Uma delicia

>>39617631
kill
>>39617635
your
>>39617638
faggot selves

cunts

>>39617633
todo se vuelve miel

>>39617574
>>39617535
Uh, im not the best but whenever you want, I can sing a lot of disney songs and some anime aswell

>>39617570
Oh, thanks anon, y-you too!

>>39617672
yabadaba#3427
Add me on discord!

>>39617555
Nice trips, but I'm very worried about posting my discord here

>>39617497
Can you cook good food though?

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>>39617477
It's never a waste of time my friend
>>39617485
If you're alive, you'll be useful
brain-computer interfaces are the hot field right now, and if you can type on this, your brain works well enough to be useful to em

>>39617749
Actually yeah I went to cooking and bakery classes, but I'm somewhat better at baking. My family says I should've gone for master chef but that was years ago anon.

>>39612549
NOTE TO MOD, PLEASE KEEP DELETING THESE THREADS, THEY ARE AGAINST THE RULES
https://www.4chan.org/rules/#global4

KILL YOURSELVES NORMAL FAGGOTS
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE

>>39617764
But I don't really want to be alive. I guess they could probably use my lungs or something.

>>39617771
Mashallah teach me how to cook, for I live in a college dorm
What was your discord?

>>39617774
don't worry I created this thread twice today and deleted it twice in order to cleanse this thread of all future transgressions so you should feel like your hands are belonging to yours and use them for productivity like learning about the orbitals of waves bouncing off the shores of seychelles

>>39617323
Yeah, my mom is lovely! :) I'm very family oriented and my mom comes over when it's her day off and she'll cook for my room mates and I or I'll cook something for everyone. Sometimes my brother will come over to barbecue in the backyard.
>>39617326
I am pretty boring

>>39617774
it's not dox to tell someone you like pasta or blink-182
dox is address, full name, ssn, cc#s etc
gb2 reddit if you think someone's favorite color counts as dox you double nigger

>>39617791
I can teach you how to cook please stop flirting with this person you used to be mine and we were bonding over a lot and now it's all gone time is fleeting ephemeral yet contingent

>>39617796
>>39617815
SUCK A COCK NORMIES
GO TO FUCKING SOC

YOU

FAGS

RUIN

EVERYTHING

>>39617823
Wallahi I belong to nobody, only to myself

>>39617823
Jesus anon alright I won't message that anon and won't say anything, I don't wanna step between you and another person. Please anon stay with your gf/bf and don't flirt with people on the net.

>>39617858
Wtf
I have nobody only myself
I just need a cooking guide

>>39617810
please be my family loving gf to have 30 kids with

>>39617867
I'm super sorry anon but I think you should cut your ties before talking to me, when you're done I'd be super happy to try something : )

GO BACK TO SOC YOU NORMALFAGS

>>39617858
thanks to you so much

>>39617497
I remember talking to you on your other discord. It wasn't a whole lot, because I got busy with life literally the day after adding you, so I figured it'd be weird to just out of the blue message you again.

>>39617950
Feel free to talk to me anon I don't bite but just don't expect much.

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GET OFF OF THE INTERNET

STOP

RUINING

EVERYTHING

>>39617973
what is your new discord though?

>>39618013
>if you live in Michigan.
;-;

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>>39617973
I'll have to remember to at some point, but I'm about to go to bed. Spent the night streaming some vidya and I'm beat. I remember you being super nice though.

>>39618013
>we're not posting our personal information!
FUCKING DELETE THIS THREAD

>>39618062
Just talk to me in my old discord I can try to enter there

>>39612840
Will post discord even though I both don't imagine you're still in the thread as well as I doubt you care, in any case

Woaah#1850

>>39617867
http://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
here you go friendo

>>39617878
I'm sorry, anon, I don't like children. They're cute, but I just don't really get along with kids.

>>39618102
Only if you don't bully me for getting busy and forgetting to drop you a message now and then.

>>39618174
what if the guy you are into wants kids?
or are you specifically looking for guys that don't want kids?