Let's play a dangerous game. Most of you may not believe what I'm about to say, but you surely will when you wake up tomorrow.
I've recently come into possession of a supernatural object that, I believe, will let me do almost anything. Today I'm going to do something evil. If you've read this far and don't post in this thread, your mother will die in her sleep tonight. When you post, you most receive at least three (You)s to prevent this. Receive any less than three and your mother will die all the same. These three (You)s must each be from a separate anon and not yourself.
Let the games begin. But, of course, you could just keep on scrolling...
Just came to post and comment on how fucking creepy she looks. Wew lad.
>>39606876
Whatever man atleast OP is somewhat creative
this counts as my post
>>39606876
yeah, reminds me of depictions of oni desu
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>>39607009
Posting puppers for secure dreams lads.
r9k is for original posts.
>posts chainmail
Seriously op get a life.
Ps. Don't kill my mommy she makes my tendies.
You're not getting me, OP.
>>39606826
okay then whatever you say dude
Can you confirm this supernatural object with a picture?
Hah! OP's black magic didn't work on none of the anons cause they all got immunity pets.
ayy
Mummyyyyy :(
Not original
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>>39607377
Here are some free (You)s to supplement the immunity pets
>>39606928
Here to help pham.
>>39607368
It'll be confirmed tomorrow when people's mothers start dying and after the initial shock they remember this post.
My mom calls me a nazi because she found out that I threw Trump a meaningless protest vote out of disgust with the Clintons. I cannot hold a conversation with her anymore. My stepfather (yes, of course I have a stepfather) talked her down from cutting off the financial support they give me over this, God bless that man.
None of y'all niggas (You) me OP boutta do me a favor
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>>39607377
Here's one for each of you
>>39607412
I'm sorry to hear that Anon
Here's a you for your troubles
>>39607307
jst incase
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here
>>39607390
you too
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all of you as well
pls no death for her :((
i killed my mom, so what now?
>>39606826
fug u am rastamna nobdoi gan stpo meh
>>39606928
>atleast OP is somewhat creative
No, not really.
No (You)s for me, guys, thanks.
Man. I remember in the old days of the net, when immunity pets weren't as widespread/well-known of yet and you actually had to tread carefully for fear of stumbling upon one of these posts.
You kids have no idea how easy ya'll have it nowadays. Black magic is prettu ineffective on present day 4chan
jokes on you, my mom died when i was 5
and i pray everynight for my step-mom to die
>>39606826
Spoopy. I'll be giving (You)s to those with less than 3 so their mothers don't die
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NIGGERS WHAT IN THE ORIGINAL FUCK GOD DAMN IT
that pic is scary in an original way
>>39606826
she got a spooky pucci too?
but what if she's already dead?
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>>39607390
Rounding out your (You's) lads, sweet dreams!
>>39606826
This is a pyramid scheme.
Every anon that pities/likes the posts above enough to provide a (you) must also obtain at least 3 (you)s of their own, meaning that even if every new post replied to every old one, you would always need a minimum of 3 more posters to immunify that last one. The last 2 people in this thread will have dead mothers, even with perfect strats.
>>39606826
N-Nani?!?
Origanoli in my ravioli
>>39608078 damn, i didnt even think about that dude, but what would he try reaching by creating such a "pyramid thread"
>>39606826
pls lads me mums all I got
>>39606826
Pls gib (you)s anons
>>39607609
She'll be resurrected and killed right in-front of your eyes anon. Oh and just in case, here's your (You)
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>>39608160
At least op actually spent time to think up and write a pasta, instead of just writing, "your mother will die in your sleep if you don't reply to this post."
>>39608159
here you go buddy here is a you for you!
>>39608078
Three of the immune anons can reply to the last two anons in the archived thread on desustorage. Since OP said THIS THREAD but not on THIS WEBSITE. A new fucking loophole.
please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real
guys I'm counting on you
>>39606826
Good. I want my mother to die
>>39606826
Pfft. Whatever OP. If you don't reply to MY post and send the object to ME your mother will die in her sleep tonight, you'll never get a gf, your pets will die, your cat will die, everyone who ever gets close to you will die, and any job you get will fire you instantly. You will only be able to live with niggers in section 8, your turn OP.
fug you you're whats wrong with r9k
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>>39608402
Okay but I'm warning tou
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>>39608160
>mfw I didn't read OP's post because I recognized it from a few months back
Here you go boys. Tell your mothers that if they don't reply to this post I'll fuck them in their sleep tonight.
I don't care, my mother psychologically and emotionally abused me.
Hit me with a (you) if you think all women are thots
>>39608159
Have a (you)
Fuck you, bitchass cuck OP, I have permanent immunity doggo. Suck my dick.
>>39606876
I tried to make her not creepy and look like an ordinary human being. She looks kinda normal but her eyes are the biggest thing that gives off the creep vibes.
>>39608462
Have a you then
>>39606826
I'm scared guys... fucking scared, please give me (You)s
>>39608784
Here you go, famaladingdong
>>39607458
Here is your third (You), please return it to my post
>>39608784
Barlamabama
>>39608740
There ya go, little nigger faggot
>>39608804
Thank you friend, here you go as well
I GOT MY DOGGO, NO MATCH OP
>>39606826
Ahahahaha... try as you might, my Gold Experience Requiem will nullify your puny stand, just as it did last time. I'll defend anyone who (you)s me.
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>>39608740
You guys are cool, don't come to the colisseum tomorrow.
OP pic is pretty scary tho
>>39606826
You put a lot of effort into this post so here's your (OP)
what the fuck is her facial expresssion
Please anons respond to me I love my mom she's the only reason I haven't killed myself and I keep trying to make my life better because I need to make her proud
>>39606826
Ohh i am so scared.What will you do next?drink my milk in my fridge?Oh wait let me guess.You will order pizza with pineapple on my behalf.You fucking twat.
>>39608958
I don't believe in superstitions however always respect patrician jojoposting, if it is a (you) you desire, a (you) you shall have.
>>39608462
I see suffering in near future.
>>39606826
Its night im not risking it
Silly OP, don't you realize you're not the only one who holds such power? Fear not anons, for I will use my supernatural ability for good. I am cancelling out OP's ability.
>>39606826
Fuck you, OP. These threads don't work. My momma must have God protecting her.
>>39606826
My mom is already long dead. Joke's on you, faggot.
so what is the deal with airline food
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Have this supplementary protection image for extra safety.
C'mon guys, counting on you for some (You)s
>>39606826
traps are gay, if you like traps, you are a homosexual
neat, time for the inheritance money