How do I hide my untamed feet when I'm going for a swim?

>untamed
I mean untanned

Tan your feet by not hiding them so you don't have to hide them.

>>39606731
>not wanting pale perfect boyfeet

um?

>>39607441
But that means they'll be out today and everyone's gonna see them and laugh at me

>>39607484
sit in your fucking garden or wherever you are and tan them, holy shit how dense are you guys?
or if you really want to outsmart everyone, just use a black marker and no one will notice the difference.

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>>39606731
Literally don't hide, why would you bother over such minuscule thing. Really don't you have anything important to worry about? I know that being robot obliges you to be dense motherfucker, but shouldn't your metal shell be already resistant to opinions of others?

No one is going to care anyway. And even if some spergs will say:
>LoL Anon your feet are so untanned
Just respond:
>I know right?
That's it.

>>39608369
I'm not trying to tan I'm trying to SWIM people are gonna see my FEET so I'm trying to find out how to HIDE them

TFW I am 5'10 1/2 (lol) and my shoe size is 11 1/2 US mens and sometimes 12s in running shoes.

HAHAHHAHAHA

>>39606731
Nobody cares about your feet. Anyone who does notice won't give it a second thought

Wear flippers or stop worrying about something that you can just play off with humor.

>>39609064
Are you saying I have small feet because that is literally the same size as me

I am insecure as fuck, this... this is even beyond me

>>39609404
* as fuck

Or use those flipper thingies or what they are called.

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>>39606731

Listen to this >>39609178 anon OP.

This is original.

>>39609255
no I am saying I hate how big my fucking feet are