What are you looking at, wagie? Can't you see I'm trying to enjoy my vidya and takeout? Oh forgot to take your lunch to the office, huh?
>looks in bag
Oh my...sandwiches again? That's not filling enough for such a hard working slave. Oh well, not that I care. Fuck off back to work so I can focus on this game.
And remember, another day another dollar. For your boss, not you.
>>39602287
>What are you looking at, wagie?
a sexy NEET twink
>>39602287
Thisthread popped here 5 minutes ago.
>>39602326
Ah you know it. Having so much personal time helps me look the best I can be.
How does it feel knowing all women think you are a pathetic fucking faggot
Superoriginal
>>39602287
Why for being a superior race NEETs have no real idea of how the real world works, and base their idea of "work" off of movies and TV shows?
>>39602410
What sandwiches you got there? You are eating healthy right? Gotta stay lean while being a neet.
>>39602427
Women sure think highly of wagecucks, don't they
>>39602427
Only 28$, pretty pathetic.
>>39602943
Today's all OT
42$ an hour.
So fuck off
>>39603156
What trade do you do anon? I'm new to welding and make $16 an hour welding car parts. Sadly my trade has a slow pay increase unless you're doing high end welding for big companies.
>>39602469
Ah correct, my good man. I always keep a keen eye out for any unnecessary fats and sugars in the food I eat. As a NEET, I have unlimited time to pick and choose. Won't catch me eating those...'meal deals' from a shop. No sir, that's wagie food. And as we all know, I'm not a ragie wagie
>chuckles sensibly
As for those sandwiches, they aren't mine. Those are for my wagie friend. I keep telling him that a sandwich won't be able to fuel him properly for a 9hr work day. However, he only gets a 30min lunch break so can't eat much.
Sad isn't it? The wagie existence sure is pitiful.
>>39602427
Typical ragie wagie. Keep paying for my benefit money. Good show.
>>39603254
Union machine repair mechanic.
>>39602427
>he has to post in secret so his boss doesn't find out
Poor delusional wagie. I can feel the jealousy seething from you. Relax, it's the weekend soon. You get your two days off, unless the boss calls you in of course.
>>39602287
I make over 1200 a week working as an assistant in a mine, bonuses every so meters making mr around 90k a year, i pay 35k a year in taxes. My brother makes 2000 a month om benefits, being neet might be the true answer
>>39602287
I get half a million a month doing nothing.
>>39603588
NEETdom is and always will be the best way to live.
Fellow NEET reporting in
>>39602427
only 4 posts in and we already have a ragie wagie
Is a wagechad someone who unironically enjoys their job and makes a lot of money?
>>39602427
Lmao are those your tears on the floor wagie
>>39602287
These threads are some high quality bait
I miss working, after months of being a lazy pos at home it gets boring.
I'm too lazy to find another job tho, it's almost been a year, I got lucky early on and had plenty of savings to validate me staying home but now time doesn't matter.
Started going back to college just to have something to do but a few hours away from home doesn't cut it.
>>39602943
Only $900 or less for a whole month, pretty pathetic
>>39603893
>after months of being a lazy pos at home it gets boring
so stop being a lazy pos?
Personally the lazies people I know are wagies, having a job doen't mean you're any less lazy or better than NEET's
I work from home and I'm already done for the day/weekend. eat shit.
>>39603945
What do you do for work, my anonymous friend?
>>39602427
Holy shit are you a werewolf? Trim that shit dude, no wonder you're still a virgin
>>39603954
I work for a transcription company. It can be potentially lucrative if you have a fast typing speed but otherwise it can be like digital sweatshop work.
>>39603763
>>39602468
These are the two questions that actually seem to challenge the neet lifestyle yet they've gone ignored.
>>39603945
I don't work at all and still have enough money to live comfortably. Why are wagies SO stupid? It's almost sad at this point. I guess that's what happens when you've been a slave your entire life.
>>39602410
>tfw no NEET twink bf to provide for and berate me for being a pathetic wagecuck
Life is suffering desu
>>39602427
>caring about women
>2017
>>39604729
Unless your a thicc mommy gf who can pretend I'm her goodboy, no
>>39602427
>revolving your life around women
>>39604763
i-i can be a thicc daddyf-for youheh
>>39604838
miss me with dat gay shit
>>39604838
First image of her I've seen not throwing up or getting drunk/high
>>39602371
Wagie why do you always post shit wojak in wagie threads. Get back to work faggot.
>>39605094
Fuck off. smugwojak4v2 is a staple of all wagecuck threads. I don't ever post it, but I like when someone does.
>>39605094
>>39606154
I love smugwojak guy, he almost always post in my threads even if it's not a NEET thread
>>39604763
>>39604838
Keep your disgusting erp trash out of my NEET threads.
>>39606154
Wagie you fuckers don't have time to be ruining our memes. Get back to your cagie wagie.
>>39602287
>tfw sitting in my office at work
>tfw been shitposting on /r9k/ & /tg/ for 3 hours
I'm being payed 45$ an hour to shit post. I'm taking my hour lunch soon, going to get indian across the street.
I never really got NEET 'bragging' for the most part. Most people who work do so because they're not severely disabledto get NEETbuxor have enablers like family to let them leech. All the bragging signals a lot of the time, at least to me, is massive insecurities. My experience in real life with the NEETs I have interacted with confirm this. Most of you lot seem severely depressed. I don't think it's because you don't work, work doesn't make you happy, but being unable to work is probably caused by the depression.
If you're happy though that's fantastic, more power to you.
>>39606250
>tells other to "lurk moar"
>doesn't even know the basic board rules
>>39606250
>Lurk more
Did you phone post this from work phonefag?
>>39606263
Interesting point wagie. That's me down to a tee. I was hit hard with depression and was deemed unfit for work.
However, since becoming NEET, I've been way happier and more relaxed. I'm not going to tell anyone though. I like other people working their asses off so I can do whatever the fuck I want.
Don't have to sit in a boring office, don't have any deadlines, don't have to commute to work, nobody expects me to do anything etc
Ah, pure bliss.
>>39602287
I'm fucking horny lads
>>39606340
More power to you then. You, from my experience, are in the minority. Probably the example I have the most experience with is my brother. NEETdom only made him more isolated and depressed. I felt sorry for him. Eventually once we got his life sorted out he got a job doing cake decoration and he's far happier for it.
Personally I would say you're a drain on a system meant to aid those with disabilities and you should have you benefits taken away, but heck, you're not the worst problem with the system.
People should do what makes them happy. That's what's really important is the pursuit of happiness.
>>39602287
>another day another dollar. For your boss, not you.
I feel like these threads are simultaneously a critique of the capitalist system for enslaving the worker, and it critiques the socialist state at the same time for supporting useless people who have no intention of being productive.
Maybe that's why these threads keep getting remade.
>>39602287
>And remember, another day another dollar. For your boss, not you.
>not wasting the money of a VC funded tech startup and making six figures while doing it
Have fun paying rent for the rest of your life.
I hate /pol/. I spend wagie hours on 4chan so if it weren't for /pol/ taking up most of it I would've found /biz/ by late 2016 before the crypto bubble.
I would have had my own apartment by now, and be outside or on here laughing at wagies every single day. But now cryptos arent an easy gamble anymore, so I'm sitting on 6k trust fund cash which I took out in 2015 because of /pol/ meme, and i can do anything useful with it. So I'm just in my complaining parents house and not enjoying my NEET time. Fuck /pol/
>>39606846
Oh I almost forgot /a/. Fuck /a/ piece of shit
>>39606490
Nah I just make these threads to laugh at wageslaves.
That's a good hypothesis though.