How many women has your penis been inside of, robot? 34 here,

>>39600899
le get out of my virgin board ree XD

are you bi? how do you just randomly fuck 3 boys

>>39600899
Only two, but I've been inside both of them on a regular basis for many years now.

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>>39600899
2
>tfw 1 of them was my mom and the other was my dad

>>39600899
One. It could be three but plans failed twice. Working on one at the moment.

>>39600948
>tfw born from test tube

>>39600899
5 different woman

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>>39600899
If silicone women count: 8.
If silicone women don't count, and paying for pussy does: 3
If silicone women don't count, and paying for pussy doesn't count: 2

Real women are garbage anyway. And I don't like dicks, so I'll just stick with silicone.

>pic related
Me and my fuck doll at a shittt motel on a weekend fuckscapade.

114, although that's a rough estimate considering a few nights I don't remember how many were in the room with me or if I got with them

Women 50+
Men (tvs): 5

30+ women
5 men

>>39600899
>hannah (18)
>lily (23)
>swedish girl (24)
>dani (26)
>anthea (26)

That's me.

>>39600899
>more than one, your wife

Degenerate as fuck

>>39600899
7

I think? maybe 8?
I just want to hit 11 before next year
that's what my ex had when she met me and I had only slept with 1 girl, it's been fucking me up ever since. She's 2 years older and I figure if I could get to her number by the time I get to her age I'd feel better

>>39600899
Only one, but over 500 times.

1, going to see her again tonight

>>39600899
>girls were boys

Millennials need to be erased from history

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>tfw 27 year old virgin
>literally came back from picture related prostitue
>no longer a virgin

So one.

>>39600899
>be a girl and have sex with 34 guys
>get called a slut
>be a guy and have sex with 34 girls
>nobody even thinks to call you a slut

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>>39600899
I doubt that tiny little thing has been anywhere but in your hand.

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>>39603583
Toastie roastie lul

37, although 36 of those girls were boys

>>39603583
You both need to get out of this place

Two, but still a virgin, so whatever.

>>39603627
>he fell for the dick size meme

>>39600899

You enjoying those hookers?

>>39604628
Not a single one has been a hooker

If you're actually nice to women and live in a city it's easy as hell to get laid.

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>>39604725
>He fucks the desperate and fugly

okay.

Call me back when you have standards and an actual girlfriend who isn't cucking you.

>>39601469
This is just sad. Do you walk in carrying the doll in plain view? Or do you have the courtesy to carry it in by bag/suitcase?

>>39604744
>Someone else is getting laid

>bbbut Ur a KEK lol

>fuckin gotem

You are alone for a reason

>>39604790
>Not courting your real doll and having public dinners with her

>Not having a couples photoshoit with waifu as your profile pic

Normie kys

>>39604944
Id argue having the confidence to walk around in public with that thing is more normie than keeping it to yourself in private
You have Chad levels of confidence and thus I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask YOU to get off my board

>>39603583
if you think this is how we fell you're wrong it's like being cucked a million times, men who care dont have sex casually.

>>39600899
Just one person :)