That kid thread >That kid sho screamed like a banshee In

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>>39592116
>>broke his knee in a table
>>his knee in a table
>>in a table

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>that kid who died in a jetski accident

/spoiler/ it was me

>that one raging autistic third grader who threw a chair at the teacher and narrowly missed her
it was me

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>that kid who claimed to have vodka in a water bottle but it was really just water
I was so disappointed when I drank it

>>39592234
No one truly knows how he did it

But my assumption Is he had his leg wrapped around the table leg

>>39592116
>that kid who was caught watching henti in the bathroom

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>that kid who got beat up by Chads for saying that he liked Stalin

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>>39592116
>that creepy 50-year-old teacher who would flirt with my crush
STOP FUCKING COCKBLOCKING ME REEEEEEE

>that kid who wore sweatpants and a sweatshirt every single day from kindergarten until 7th grade, and struggled to make friends for the rest of his school career since everyone thought he was weird as shit because of all the previous years

Yep, that's me

>>39592116
>That aspie kid that always ended up being attached to you

>>39592588
Really? I'm the only one?
I wouldve thought more people could relate to this guilt ridden suffering

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>>39592588
fucking this
I had one during my first year of high school and a different one during my second two years

they always wanted to sit next to me at lunch while I was trying to wallow in self pity, shit was so fucking annoying

>>39592666
I had one that always JUST HAD to show me what games they were playing on their Game Boy Advance, like it w as this special thing no one else had.

I think he was a weight I had to carry the entire four years of high school, because if I didnt give him attention, people would think im an asshole, but yet nobody would want to hang out with me because He came as a package deal

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>>39592359
>that one autistic raging third grader who threw a chair at a tard wrangler and DIDN'T miss
Was me. I went through at least 4 of them that year alone.

>That kid I came out as gay for attention

>That Kid who faked cancer for attention

>that fat kid who thought he was tough and spent most of his time talking shit about others but never followed through on his threats
>that fat kid who was a fucking snitch

This kid got me suspended and then told everyone he was going to kick my ass. He never did.

>that guy that suddenly lost his mind and started swinging on some dude sitting down minding his own business

>>39593472
Lul, don't get a gun

>That one fat kid who talked about WWE, made normie memes, dabs, tries to be cool and always sweats

THIS FUCKING KID WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE

>>39592794
lmfao

>that one autistic black girl in third grade who REEEEE'd at the teacher and ripped up all her mail and threw a massive tantrum while everyone just watched like it was a zoo
>this happened nearly every day until her parents finally fucking took her out

>that one kid who popped a milk carton in the lunch room by stomping on it and made a loud gunshot sound so the whole cafeteria went dead silent and everyone stared at him

that was me....

>>39592116
>The buddhist black kid
>That girl who you think might have been a closet nympho who you never got to fuck

>>39592116
>That fat chick that fell down the stairs and broke her ankle

>that one retarded kid in the special ed class that had a finger in his nose 95% of the time he was alive
>could always be seen eating his boogers

>that kid that brought a BB gun to school in 5th grade and got expelled for it
>that kid who got drunk, rode a bike and scarred the whole left side of face permanently
>kid who bragged about fapping to specific girls in the school

>that kid who tried to do donuts in the parking lot and wrapped his shitty civic around it a lightpole

> That kid who pretended his pinky finger was prosthetic for attention

> That kid who had a supporting story that everyone believed

> That kid that told people to feel both pinkies to see if they could guess which one was fake

> No-one called the bluff, everyone believed it

> That kid who began to believe his own lie

>>39592116
> That kid who groped his crush boobs

>that kid who let a dog hump him

>>39593323
what, did you sell weed or some faggot shit

>that kid who's dad worked for Nintendo

>that kid who makes "that kid" threads on 4chan

>>39593745
oops, whose*

>>39592116
Saw this in the last thread I was in, thought I'd post it again
>That kid who did his valedictorian speech while high

Also
>That kid who drank sodium hydroxide and burned off his tongue
>That kid who tried to fuck the teacher
>That kid who was almost bought as a child

>>39593801
>>That kid who drank sodium hydroxide and burned off his tongue
holy kek please tell me there's a greentext for that
>that kid who fell into the used oil barrel in auto class
>those kids who pushed him in
>the auto teacher who laughed

>that one girl who always came to school slightly drunk
>never got in trouble for it

>that kid who played with dolls at recreation in a corner

>that one kid who pulled out 2 pounds of weed from his backpack and started rolling it into blunts on his desk in front of the substitute teacher who did nothing

>>39593866
Two pounds? Fuck nigga that's like $100000 worth of weed

>that one kid who raw doggied the hot history teacher in her classroom

man i coulda gotten her into a lot of trouble but i was too chickenshit to say anything

>>39593889
I don't smoke weed so I may be wrong on the weight.

It was enough weed to fill a middle school kid's backpack. That should put it in perspective.

>>39593835
>In chemistry class
>Doing some lab where the teacher is chill as fuck
>Can basically do whatever we want
>Mix up sodium hydroxide into beakers
>One kid offers another $5 to drink the solution
>He accepts
>He actually did it, the absolute madman
>Tongue starts to hurt
>Doesn't say anything because he doesn't want to get in trouble
>Eventually runs out to the bathroom crying
>Teacher like wtf
>Bullies other kid into telling her what happened
>Buys a coke and runs into the boys' bathroom
>Forces kid to drink it to neutralize the base
>Apparently the entire top layer of his tongue slid off into the sink

>That kid who is obsessed with a football (soccer) team as if it was his family and always roots for it even though nobody even talks about sports
>That kid who rarely came to class but if he did, he'd sit in the corner unnoticed by anyone
>That girl who was fat and wanted a boyfriend
>That girl who is friends with the fat girl, but she is not interested in romance but all boys love her
>That kid who'd talk about porn and his sexual fantasies about teachers
>That kid who tried to be edgy by saying they went to check if they were 50% autistic or not
>That kid who'd hide hints in the most obvious spots during a test, but got never caught
>That kid with a funny accent
>That kid who was a 14 year old Chad and hung out with pretty girls alot, to get pussy
>That transter student who immediatly stole your best friend's crush and broke up with her 4 months later
>That shy kid who was friends with your main bully, but became your best friend eventually
>That rich kid who was your bully and ordered 99% of all boys in class to hate you for 4 entire classes, but was very weak himself
>That weak kid (me) who got depression early in life, but said fuck it and put on some kilos, but accidentally turned into bear on the outside but a teddy bear on the inside

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>>39592116
That kid who used to mock commies but now he's one of them

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>>39592116
>That kid who talked about Runescape a lot for a couple months in 6th grade
>Proceeded to get bullied nonstop for the entirety of middle school about it
>Developed severe social anxiety and basically stopped talking to anyone
>Socially isolated ever since

Me

>>39593913
fucking kek, I love retards.
>that one teacher who was a stoner
>that one kid who obviously bought from him

>that one kid who was a super chad
>his 2 older brothers and dad were all super chads as well
>All their names began with C
>they were all team captains for the high school football team
>lived in a huge mansion

>>39592588
>>39592663
Here here. I was a weirdo magnet too.

>>39593997
>4th grade
>new girl
>she's so cute that none of the boys could even talk to her
>she was so oblivious to it that she got frustrated "UGGGH WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL THE BOYS HERE"
>her older sisters were both the same age as the super chads
>they probably all had a big orgy
>look up said grill on facebook
>she looks like a weird hook-nosed jew now

>>39594130
>middle school new turbo qt
>she only speaks spanish so was there only briefly
>buddy and I (both white) took spanish classes
>dare him to say something hilarious to her
>he walks up to her table and leans against it with one arm looking down at her
>"*clears throat*...Yo tengo pelo....en mi pinto"
>she giggles and blushes

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>that one girl who locked you inside the classroom with her after we left alphabetically(I was W)
>she made you sit still and listen to her confession
>said she was madly in love with me
>I was super hungry and didn't care
>pushed her aside and left, line's gonna be fucking huge by now
>remember her sobbing as I left
>this was in 3rd grade

I'll never get another chance like that again.

>>39592116

that fat gross bitch who calls herself a bbw

>>39592116

>that kid who was cutting pennies in half on the machete like paper cutter, when he lost the tip of his finger

>that kid who got kicked down 2 flights of concrete stairs
>that kid who has to take advil every day because of his fucked up shoulder

>>39592906
I think we went to the same school

>that one girl who was madly in love with a male teacher
>that ex-cop male criminal justice teacher who would totally smash her if he could get away with it
>could tell he struggled internally with his moral compass every day with dripping wet prime teenage pussy just daring him every single day
>field trips had to be cancelled because staff knew something would happen between the two
>eventually he resigned before anything happened

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>that mentally ill kid who beat the fuck out of teacher

>that kid who would throw desk's around the classroom

>>39594368
A few years after I graduated, the band teacher was caught by the janitor getting a bj from a student in the band closet. The idiot took off running. He's doing 4-8 years now. Idiot made a public statement by didn't even apologize for it - just patted himself on the back for his contributions to the school.

>that girl who claimed to be dating a minecraft youtuber and could be seen drawing his fucking skin in her planner in class(can't remember his channel name but his name was Mitch)
>that girl who wore fedoras on non - uniform day and eventually turned into a tumblr sjw
>that girl who made ASMR videos on youtube of her tapping a fucking cup
All the same bitch... And my 7th grade gf

>>39592116
>that quiet giant who got picked on until he went fucking ballistic

>>39594516
>tfw got legit concerned you might be referencing me
h e l p

>>39592116
>That kid who memed in real life every day in class

>>39592116
>That kid who broke the teachers jaw

>That kid who acted like my friend but started being a total cunt to me, all the while maintaining enough drama to have my whole friend group move tables.

>that nice kid who had a heart problem and died in 6th grade.

>>39594545
was talking about me desu. I went from a fat fuck 5'3 in freshman year of HS to a solid brick wall in sophomore year at 6'3 because I started lifting and taking boxing classes. People kept fucking with me until I beat the fuck out of this one faggot. I remember punching him so hard in the solar plex he shit himself.

>>39592116
> the special ed kid that took the rep for 6-7 bomb threats and was innocent of all but one

>that qt emo girl i bought weed from that i crushed on that dropped out and became a prostie and got arrested

>that retarded kid who asked every cheerleader to prom

>that valedictorian who wore a spiderman hoodie that zipped all the way up over his face and had eye holes

>that girl who left a suicide note but showed up 2 weeks later (had run off with a 30yo jamal)

>the kid who drove a brand new camaro and tried to sell me ghost chili peppers that he carried in a false deodorant can

>that kid who made weird noises and could flip his tounge up and down at speeds approaching c

m.m. 2015

>>39594729
fuck yeah buddy, I followed a similar path
one fucking spic tried to pull me down the stairs from behind so I turned around and punched him where your jaws meet, up by the ear and knocked his ass down the full flight. felt good man.

>>39593531
>dabs
UNDERAGE
MOOOOOOOOOODS