What's your excuse for not joining the military? You

>>39590821
I have a criminal record that prevents me from joining

>>39590821

Medically rejected

I approached a recruiter about joining when I was in college; wanted to go OCS and go into military intel. Unfortunately, that still requires you not to have a chronic disease that turns your bowels into a fucking swamp.

Recruiter was a SSGT who was a legit cool guy too who seemed enthusiastic about it all. Fuckin shame. Now I work a soul-sucking desk job in finance and rot my brain away all day on bullshit sites because I have 4 hours of work to take up 40 hours every week.

>>39590897

Oh, forgot the

>inb4 you have a job no true robot reeee

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mental disability
>mfw too autistic to be a human shield

The military will not accept me.

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Asthma, eczema, allergies, etc.

Already did. Got out this summer.

>>39590821
I tried, took the asvab and scored high enough to go into any field I wanted but in the end my medical waiver wasn't approved(inter ocular implants)

i'm 6'3 230 pounds and look like a footballer should join teh military

>Morbidly obese
>Stricken with morbidly obese related health problems

Already am did help a little but still not a Chad

>>39590897
Better than slaving away the full 40 hours. Maybe I should consider finance.

>>39590821
Wew already in lad.
Aus navy is pretty rad desu

>>39591022
What type? Not a native speaker

>>39591100
>tfw wanted to join very bad but they didn't take me because of my shit eyesight
I just wanted to be on a carrier or sub... And see japen.

>>39590821
I'm in the process, still waiting to hear back from my recruiter about MEPS. It's a bit frustrating to just sit around and wait when I know life will be so much better once I'm in

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>>39590821
Joining reserves in about a month, may join full time after university. Can't wait.

Uh, for one thing it's a complete waste of time.

Only literal clueless morons join anything with a contract of 4 years and like $40,000 pay.

>>39590821
i don't want to join a army where i am risking my life for my *country*.

>>39590821
No millitary communist enough.

Im not fighting for the rich.

>>39590821
Except my dual citizenship
And ironically, my freedom since you have to commit for 4 years or some shit like that

>>39590821
Criminal record, so no go for me

>>39591148
>complete waste of time
>guaranteed job for at least 4 years
>pay goes up and up the more you work, various bonuses as well
>after leaving military, you get priority in getting a civilian job
>or you stay in for 20 years, retire with medical benefits and get a few thousand dollars every month

Go ahead, tell me that's a complete waste of time

The military made me even more of an anxiety riddled fuck up

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>>39591164
>Implying communists don't fight for the rich

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>>39590821
Why would I go serving wagecucks and others people I don't care about? this doesn't make sense.
If a robot becomes a Pawn then he is nothing more than a mere slave to the one he hates

>>39591148
Why would you not want to waist your life doing something else than being here

>>39590821
Currently in, cleaning an m777 gun.

>>39591199
this
thisx2

Only military ill fight for is the USSR

Too anxious.

I think I would crack if I had to be around soldier lads 24/7. If I ever get over my social retardation my plan is to join the army though.

>>39590821
Well, as a matter of fact I still have my limbs intact. It would pain me very much were something to happen to any one of them.

>>39591122
Nippon trips are pretty far and inbetween.
Shame about your eyes friend

>>39590821
Joining the army after college, plan on law enforcement afterwards

It's too late for me to join it in my country, they only accept kids up to like 24~26.

>>39590821
I'm too weak.
I would be a burden to the armed forces
>inb4 start working out.
I'm physically and mentally weak. I have embraced my own decay.
At this point i'm sitting and waiting for dead, if i mistreat my body enough it should come quick, no need to kill myself

im actually thinking of joining isis next month

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>>39590821
>flat feet
>mental health
>5'5"

>>39590821

how is Navy OCS for someone that never served?

>>39590821
Because I'm not some mindless imperialist Americunt and I sure as won't slave away my life for jews.

>>39591181
>military are given priority in jobs

Except they're not, fuckwit.

Except for my individualism, my conscious, my sense of morality, my humility, and my mind.

>>39590821

I am bout to graduate uni and will probably get a good job

I am bad with other people would likely end up hated by everyone else in boot camp and by my squad. Also skelly and unathletic

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>>39590821
I'm a neurotic coward and I don't like being told what to do.

also i'm a drug addict

Been in the Air Force for 7 years. Ask me anything.

>>39592951
Why'd you join desu?

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>>39592951
My sister is under DACA, can she still join?

shes 25 and was born in Beijing, but she came here when she was 12, she also knows 5 languages

she looks and has a body like Asuka but smaller tiddies

im joining along wit hher but i was born here in normieville, CA

>>39593051
I was a NEET after high school and didn't want to live that lifestyle
>>39593189
No idea bro. Speaking multiple languages can get her more money though.

>>39592951
Are you fat? My best friend has been in the ChAir Force for about five years (not counting academy), and he's pretty fat.

>>39590821
Easily because I wouldn't be any good at it. I imagine the first time any shit went down I wouldn't handle it well and probably end up getting killed or getting another killed. Basically ima coward.

>>39594278
Nah I'm a manlet and I weight about 145. Not fat at all. There are plenty of fat fucks though

Do they let in autists who only want to kill people?

Imma be a cop. It has benefits over being military.

>>39590897
well anon to be fair if you have the chronic shits you probably wont enjoy not having a bathroom for several days at a time
its for your own good as well as the well being of all the other soldiers

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>>39590821
>nothing to lose huh?

My life might not be the best but I don't want to look like a gigantic burnt thumb

I have an undescended testicle which prevented me from joining

>I literally don't have the balls to join

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>>39590821
I'm a coward
>the last kind of person you want in the military

Joining the military was a mistake for me. Panic attacks are slowly killing me.

>>39590821
I broke my trigger finger as a child really bad. I am unable to pull triggers.

Joining the military was a mistake

I'm sitting here drinking at night because of anger and I have to do a 6 mile run at 0500

I don't want to be blown up by some mudslime's homemade bomb and leave my qt wife at home as a widow.

>>39590821
i dont wanna die for the jews tho

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l don't want to get cancer

>Fighting for Israel
Fuck no. Are you shitting me?

>>39591181
>after leaving military, you get priority in getting a civilian job

Tell that to all the veterans on the street who were promised this too. Then they lost a leg, maybe got PTSD and became easily startled by loud noises, or something similar. Why hire a liability? Now they're homeless because they've been lied to- you only get priority if you come out as fine as you came in!

>people joining the military believe they will have job prospects in a couple of years
Good luck finding a decent job with of a couple of years of essentially manual labor experience. You will have to go to college and by the time you graduate in your 30's you will be on the same playing field as a 22 y/o grad and probably still be making less money because ageism is real.

>>39590821
I literally do not qualify for boot camp. I am too physically weak.

>>39591001
I know this feel although x10

>>39590821

Because i don't want to leave my gf behind.

Seriously, why the fuck would i want to ditch unlimited cuddles and sex just about whenever i feel like it to live with a bunch of dudes and get bossed around by pea-brained Chads?

>>39590821
>what's your excuse for not joining the military
I was Army for four years.

Now I do IT and am trying to become a State Trooper. I wanna take my good cop bad cop roleplay to the next level and attempt to arrest my boyfriend fully knowing that I'll fail and he'll end up subduing me with my own manacles and leaving me on the ground to contemplate my poor decision making skills in shame and ecstasy.

>>39595404
Why the fuck are you on r9k you pathetic faggot? You don't even have the will to enjoy a single man's life.

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>>39590821
>You have nothing to lose.

False. You are giving up your years of life.

I am separating from the Navy in 2 months after 5 years of service. Would not recommend you join unless you are at the absolute rock bottom.

>>39595419

>state trooper

Get the fuck off my board you mindless Chad.

State troopers are not even people, just colonies of clumped-up microorganisms fueled by testosterone.

>>39595438

I was single for 26 years before i met my qt. I deserve to still post here because of my seniority.

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>>39590821
not smart enough
i have problems with math

>>39595404
>unlimited cuddles and sex just about whenever i feel like it
Just got my first practice gf. Pretty great hey?

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>>39595468
>chad
I'm not even male, fampie.

captcha: click the busses

>>39590821

whoa dude nice suggestion, going through high school 2: electric boogaloo and getting ostracized and ridiculed by my chad coworkers will totally fix all of my problems

>>39595495

Your sex doesn't mean jack squat if you're a state trooper, you'll still be a repulsive man-creature.

T. Qt lady cops are a dime a dozen and most of female ones are absolutely repulsive.

>>39595577
I mean I'm not like above average or anything but I'm certainly not below average? I've got no major deformities and my face is symmetrical. I don't have huge hips or tits but I'm asian so that's normal. And my boobs have a really nice shape even though they're only A cups? And anyway why do you have to be so mean?!? I'm only becoming a state trooper because I wanna help the animals!

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>fat sensitive nancy boy
>would probably break down crying on the first day of boot camp
>even if I somehow didn't get kicked out I'd probably shit myself and die in an actual combat situation

>>39591760
enjoy your spot on the watchlist anon.

Wanted to and still do. Parents said they'd kick me out the house, and never speak to me again if I did. So sadly I can't. Told them instead I wanted to be a cop, which I also really want to do.
Once again, "if you do that then leave and never come back." My parents are overly protective and refuse me getting any job like those 2.

Was planning to just join either one after I move out someday. They'll just never know. But I don't think the military or police would want some late 20's guy. Even if I stay /fit/.

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I absolutely hate hot climates. If we were actively fighting somewhere cold, I'd take it into serious consideration.

>>39590821
I applied but I failed the psychological interview. Now I am studying astronautical engineering so that I can build rockets instead. lel