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>be college fag
>just move into dorm
>dad meets with me before he leaves
>hands me a bag from shoppers drug-mart
>says."I got you these for your brother when he moved in aswell
>say ok thanks expecting them to be condoms
>he leaves
>open bag
>it isnt condoms.png
>its a fucking cockring.png
>pic related
The scariest part is I don't know if he meant to give me these and I'm too scared to ask him if he did.
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>>39590470
How do you even fit your dick through that
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>>39590503
you have a little babby dick like OP.
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What is a cock ring? Why do I see so many people wearing them in porn? Is it some kind of fashion statement like a diamond ass plug?
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>>39590470
Put it on and fuck your dad
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>>39590470
Maybe he thought it was a pack of condoms and just overlooked it? just a thought
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>>39590539
It restricts blood flow from the penis, causing it to swell and become more sensitive.
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>>39590470
Just throw it out. If someone finds it, you will be embarrassed and you aren't going to end up using it.
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>>39590583
>Restrict blood flow
>Become more sensitive
>???
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>>39590598
>throwing away dad's cock ring
This is a sacred American tradition, you must respect and cherish it. That's an heirloom, boy.
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>>39590568
I think it this. They see the durex brand name and thought it was a pack of condoms.
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>>39590470
Probably made a mistake. Tell him. You'll have a good laugh about it.
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>>39590470
he knows you are gay
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Ask yer fucking bros if dad ready bought them cock rings too.
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