>fell for the gf meme Goddamn women are BORING AS FUCK Why

Does that mean the cuddles are not worth it?

You can always watch anime together. And Ai Channel

>>39587257
This is why I've never had a girlfriend.

I've had offers. I've had girls hounding on me. All that shit. Nope. I refuse.

I had a girl over for like 2 days. Oh my fucking god. I wanted to die. Pussy is not worth it man. I was so fucking bored.

Have any of you ever actually met a woman that sound profound intellectual things?

>Hey anon. Have you ever wondered why this thing is the way it is? I mean, when you think about it...

Girls want to talk about their friends. Their work. Maybe a TV show. And after that, they get bored, and just want to do things.

>Anon, i'm bored, lets go do something. Let's go on a drive. Lets go into town. Lets get sushi. Lets see a movie. Lets go do something anon. I have to keep doing things because I'm so fucking boring I can't amuse myself. Oh anon. I've never read a book in my life and I'm probably literally retarded. Don't you want to marry me and give me half your money?

Don't get me wrong. I'd love to date a really thought provoking, interesting, magnetic, mysterious, amusing, funny girl.

But I legit don't think they exist.

>>39587381
Bitch distracts me when I'm trying to watch my anime

Besides, I really only watch anime alone to maximize my emotional engagement. That way I can sing along to the theme songs and cry throughout every episode

>>39587528
This is more of a normalfag problem

I don't have any friends because of this, other people are just so fucking boring and a waste of time. Being alone is the best.

>girl comes over for whatever reason, the planets align, whatever
>she begs you to stop whatever you're doing or trying to do or whatever you were doing before she appeared
>she won't let you do anything but give her undivided attention
>she is allowed to have her phone out though, however
>pay her undivided attention
>she looks at you like a child waiting for someone to start doing something funny

uhhhh, what the fuck is wrong with women.

>>39587381
I paid an escort once to watch anime with me

>>39587555
>being a grown man
>crying

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>>39587719
Lol whatever normalfag, I cry every day

Stay mad

>>39587712
I paid an escort to get vietnamese food with me then watch youtube videos

>>39587687
Seriously do these cunts have any self-awareness whatsoever

>>39587555
How does this much of a faggot get a girlfriend in the first place?

>>39587867
By being vastly genetically superior to you

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>>39587903
Lol, you were so assblasted that "muh superior genetics" is all you could come up with? Greasy, 5'2" neckbeard confirmed.

>>39587973
yeah sure he's a greasy neckbeard who has a gf while you don't.

>>39587973
cope harder my incel friend

>>39587528
Same here. I had a gf for like a week in 9th grade, and immediately regreted it. Too much of a fucking hassle

>>39587257

ikr

i want a bf to fugg my boipucci

>>39588036
>>39588049
>defending a wannabe Chad from attacks
Where has my /r9k/ gone?

>>39587712
How did it go? originally

>>39588146
Idiot faggot oregano sissy
>>/lgbt/

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>>39587257
>Women are a massive waste of my precious time.
>my time is precious
>/r9k/
lol

>>39588235
>I don't care about my life
>I'm cool with Stacy filling my every waking moment with chatter about what that bitch Rhonda at work said

>>39588169
I had fun, she said she liked it

>>39588168
umm op seems like the exact opposite of wannabe chad 2bh

Become gay. It's what I did.

>>39588235
My time is far better spent on r9k than on some roast

>>39588556
I wish. Unfortunately I'm not attracted to men. Also, 100% of homosexuals are unstable and mentally ill.

>>39587257
You got a bad one. Get a new one. Went through 4 before I actually liked who I was in a relationship with.

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You'll find very quickly that women are annoying as FUCK

If they didn't have cunts we would shoot them for sport

>>39587257
Pussy is overrated just fuck her and hang out with her, if you get bored then you are not meant to be with her, simple.

Literally every single person in this thread is going to be in the tfw no gf thread in 5 minutes complaining no girl likes him lol

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>>39588926
jokes on you.
i nuked my libido with hrt, and now i'll never need a gf

>>39587528
sounds expensive as fuck. how do normies have any self respect?

>>39588235
go back to /mtfg/

>>39589504
sorry, i forgot to drop my trip.
is this better now?

>>39587528
>That reddit spacing
>Chad problems
adios norman

>>39588330
>at work

stacys dont get jobs??

>>39587305
Its not... After a couple weeks, also expect her to wonder what youre thinking about

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>>39587257
Your getting confused with stupid people anon, take pic related for example, You can't deny she had a pretty engaging personality which was what was so great about her. Hence why people sperged over her.

I actually like having a boring gf because she hardly nags and is willing to leave me alone at times.
The fun ones always wind up going crazy and piss me off.

>>39589636
Not productive jobs, but they work 12 hours a week at Sunglass Hut for the sole purpose of being able to complain how rough their jobs are.

>le ur just meeting the wrong women

If that was true then there would be more good female comedians

>>39589373
>>39589373
>hrt
what is this like? Could an anonymous take estrogen not for the purpose of transitioning but to eliminate libido?

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>>39590554
sure, just tell the doctor you wanna live as a grill.
just know that it will make you super emotional.
sometimes you'll wanna lay around watching cute videos while eating chocolate.
you'll also occasionally want a dick inside the vagina you don't have.
or maybe you'll want dick in your mouth.
you'll be grinding like nobody's business.
have fun

>>39587528
I'm also literary Chad, and the situation is exactly this.

Girls should actually have personality beyond just "muh normal life 101"

I honestly would not even care about looks to much.

Most of the time it's like "look and me I'm normal, tell me how good I look" and then they shittest you, so you have to constantly pay attention to avoid this. Screw it, I will not put up with this.

>>39587257
Protip: That applies to most guys too.

>>39587257
Lol what would you be doing with your time otherwise?

>>39587257
>Fell for gf meme
>She cucked me
>We still had some adventures

I wish you the best you beauty

>>39587257
Get a crazy one. pref bpd.

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>>39587257
>settled with 5/10 practice gf
>she's actually nice
>not a thot
>understands me
>I want to give her even more attention
>the cuddles
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN except for her

>>39592922
Are you stupid? PBD whores want even more fucking attention. Get any crazy bitch except for fucking PBD.

>>39587555

Ayy, I watch anime for the exact reason.
You ever watch Anohana? I cried in literally every episode, multiple times

>Chad is so innocent, he respect our relationship, we're just friends, stop being so jealous it's pathetic and it's a turn off, anyways I'm gonna go hang with Chad, don't wait up
>so what if Other Chad hits on me and he's my ex? He's my best friend and my first love, we've been through a lot together, I'm not going to stop hanging out with him, stop trying to control me, this isn't a healthy relationship
Who else knows this feel?

>>39587257
thanks bro, saved me a chunk of change.
get the fuck out of dodge immediately before it gets worse

>>39593097
>It's pathetic
At that point she already thinks you're pathetic desu. Not only that, but women on instagram/tumblr/etc always say their exes are literally hitlers, so I wouldn't trust le happy ex meme.

>>39588177
He is more /r9k/-core than you m80
If you haven't gone prison-gay like most of us fags here then you aren't a real robot

>first date: wow thats so cool that you follow your dreams and put your passions first, I totally understand and can relate. I've always wanted a guy like you
>1 year into relationship: stop playing guitar all the time, stop rehearsing with your band, don't you fucking dare go on tour. music is a waste of money. all your hobbies are a waste of money. why don't you spend money on me? stacey's boyfriend does. stop working so hard as a sound engineer even though it's your job and what you went to school for

>>39593130
That was an old relationship when I was teenager and bleu pilled as fuck, little self esteem and not privy to the blue pill
I was just like, wow, I have an above average girlfriend, that's automatically a good thing
Nowadays, a few years later, she's gone down hill fast though, she's like a 4/10 now. Got fat and aged liked milk, her peak was like 17

>>39593226
*I mean not privy to the cuck meme
I didn't know being cucked was a thing.

>>39593226
Good for you, man.
I once vowed never to fall for those relationships, and lo and behold, I never fell for any relationships...

>dad is a baby-boomer
>not a retard, thankfully
>doesn't understand that women now are fucking worthless while women when he was still dating were at least somewhat interesting.
>"Anon when are you gonna get married and have kids?"
fucking never. Fuck that. The thought of raising some snot nosed brat (HURRR YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S YOUR KID AFTERALL) and having to split ANYTHING with ANYBODY drives me up the fucking wall. I see no positive returns to marriage, nor having a significant other. No one will have anything private on me, no chance of divorce, no kids, and no attachment. Nothing my hand or a one night stand can't fix, either. Feels good man.