>be a boss
>shitpost in your office
>employees think im actually working
NEETs will NEVER know this feel
pretty shitty thing to do to your coworkers
ur employees are shitposting too anon
>>39583701
This lol. Anon runs an office where everyone's just shitposting pretending to do work.
>>39583803
That's the capitalist dream.
>>39583803
Correct the recorrd?
>>39583701
>>39583803
>implying I don't have cameras and policies regarding phones
lmaoing at your lives
>>39583607
This is my dream job.
op is sad with social life so has to brag about work life to robots
>>39583985
of course, why the fuck do you think i'm on /r9k/
lmao, at least i'm not a neet
>>39583926
You fucking hypocrite! The worst kind of boss! SEIZE THE MEANS!!!
>>39583607
Just wait till you retire, I get paid now to jerk off in my home and shitpost about traps and feminine penis to piss off people its great
>>39584080
I said phones.
I've banned phoneposting.
I shitpost from a laptop
>>39584228
a hero we should all aspire to be
>all of bossanon's employees are ITTincluding me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIB SURPLUS VALUE YOU SWINE
>>39583656
>coworkers
The proper term is "minions", anon
>>39585036
this dear anon gets it
>>39583607
If you are the boss you should be having sex with your slaves at least coerce them or force if you can get away with it
>>39585189
>paid labor
>slaves
essentially backdoor prostitution and I, sir, am no lawbreaker