>"haha anon, come on its your turn to present your report

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>>39581715
>mine is on anime...."

>Have a speech tomorrow
>pretty much completely memorized
>practiced it many times for timing and inflection
>know it's all pointless because the second everyone looks at me I will forget it all
>probably stumble through my words while constantly referencing my note cards
>took advanced english for 2 years in high school, so this has already happened many times
>required class to graduate

I already feel like vomiting.

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>>39582091
good luck anon. you can do this

>>39582091
Google propanolol

>>39581859
Reminds me of a story
>be me when I was in 5th grade
>Since in our district 5th and 6th had a separate building things were new
>School just started
>Teacher was cool and wanted to everyone to become familiar with each other
>She told us we'd have a show and tell presentation on Friday
>We were supposed to bring something meaningful to us and talk about it from a little bit
>When I went home I decided to bring my SS Goku action figure which was really special to me
>Go to school on Friday with the action figure with me
>All the kids bring things like pictures of their parents or grandparents, trophies they won, sports things, etc.
>I'm the only kid with a fucking toy
>Teacher says, "OK Anon, please talk about the thing you brought today."
>Show my action figure
>Go into a fucking 5 to 10 minute spiel about DB and DBZ and how much I love those shows
>It's like I'm a nonstop machine just talking endlessly about the show and Goku as a character
>Teacher says, "That's great Anon. We don't have that much time though" and then calls the next student
>Everyone thought I was so weird

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>>39582217
Strange, most people I knew while going to school loved dbz

sure its about the warlords in africa
i actually did that
noone believed the story of general butt naked
africa is a crazy place

>mandatory speeches in high school every year
>every year mine is on some edgy shit
>never learn my lesson

Just kill me.

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>Actually did a presentation on 4chan when I was 15.

>Got a 0 and wasnt allowed to finish.

>Principle called me and my parents to talk about a meme I showed

Pic related

>>39582667
Man that fucking sucks

>>39582217
if you would have went to my intercity school you would have had a lot of freinds

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>Can't make normal conversations with people for the life of me
>have zero problems doing presentations in front of crowds and classes

I don't understand myself at all.

>>39581859
>>39581715
Up until my second year in college, almost every school presentation I've done was about vidya, usually semi-obscure shit that no one else in the class has heard of.

>>39582554

Being edgy for the sole purpose of being edgy is cringy and autistic


Just supposedly addressing something "edgy" is just interesting

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>>39582789

That's because conversations are fluent and spontaneous, social cues, understanding of others etc

Doing a presentation is structural, studied and the opposite of spontaneity, it's linear and predictable, also you dominate the topic/conversation and are more in control

> you're un-ironically autistic

>>39582217
>5th grade
>show and tell presentation
lol wat?

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>>39581715
heres my project its called G U N and it makes bad cool kids with pumped up kicks go away

>>39582091
I literall drop courses because I have to give presentations, even if its in groups

>>39582789
I can do both fairly well but when I give a presentation my manner of speech becomes extremely cold and serious although I am usually fairly light hearted. I also shit my pants from anxiety

Why WWI not Germany's fault

>>39581715
In high school I presented a report on female genital mutilation. It was a good report and well-researched, but the teacher cut me off and told me to sit down. She said it wasn't appropriate for a high school class.

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> My presentation is on the historical timeline of Team Fortress 2

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>that guy who does his presentation and an extremely controversial political topic
>chooses a side

Almost as bad as the anime ones, but not quite.

>>39583568
just pops the monocle