So I'm moving into my freshman dorm soon (University of

>>39579347
what's wrong exactly

are you afraid of sleeping in the high?

I think that's pretty standard OP, my freshman dorm didn't even have beds lofted over the desk so it was even more cramped.

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>american innovation
you're basically living in an oversized uk prison cell lmao.

>>39579347
looks pretty comfy
i'd like to have such room myself

>dorms
You don't have to live in these shitpiles, do you? I live in a three-person flat with a kitchen, two bathrooms and a personal room with a locked door and a French balcony. Paid for by student gibs.

>>39579347
nice, mine looked alot more basic that that. most people use the dorms for 1 year and then move into a house with some other people. i rectumend doing the same

>>39579347
That's what dorms look like. You're only there to sleep.

>>39579386
hmmm.... yeah, except you are there studying and can come and go and do whatever you want


hmmm I bet you are one of those underage who post how you fail at school because everyone is different and shouldn't take the same tests lol
usually with a cartoon of animals and the teacher tells the fish to climb the tree
lol

hahhahahha i fucking love retards and their babbys first epiphany

>>39579347
What are you complaining about?

Holy fucking shit,do people still use bunk beds in dorms ? Even in my shit fucking country we have 4 seperate beds and another room for working.

even in my shit country,we have 4 seperate beds and another room for working,shit luck op

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>>39579347
This is what mine looked like. That university seems to be a bit nicer. Don't knock them. After you make them a bit more "homey", you'll fall in love with them. Getting flashbacks from looking at these. Many great memories.

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The tile floor and the pipe running right above the ceiling are tragic, but all things considered it's a nice space.

>roomy desks
>decent view
>air conditioning
>not fucking disgusting

It won't be an issue at all unless you decide to completely squander your time in college and never leave your room. You should only be there to sleep and study when no other spaces are available.

they even provide you with a fucking desk, and a big one at that.

quit your bitching

you're lucky

I had to pay extra to install a loft (that elevated bed thing

also enjoy having shitty stories involving your roommate being drunk or fucking without telling you and shitting up the room

>tfw your roommates brings a girl home at night
>tfw they're silently trying to fuck, but you're awake and hear everything

Happened to me all the time

>>39579347
>Americans have to share their room with someone else
>Student loans have interest
L M A O
M
A
O

>>39579883
>had a room to myself all throughout college

literally no idea what you're talking about

>>39579921
>either get a singles dorm and lose your social life and money
>or doubles to deal with normie bullshit

>>39579347

Jesus fucking christ.

I'm a britfag. I think university education is way over-funded here with too many people doing shit that isn't STEM, but I hear that over in america you have to pay, like, hundreds of thousands of dollars for this shit...YOU'D THINK YOU AT LEAST GET YOUR OWN SMALL ROOM. Fucking hell, you're not joining the NAVY. So the U.S. federal government pours in billions, and states pour in billions, and people pour in billions and universities make you sleep in what is military-standard accomodation. Military, training-style, break-down-your-feeling-of-individual-right-to-personal-space-standard accomodation.

What the fuck americucks? How badly are you getting fucked by your unis?

That looks better than my room at my house. What are you exactly complaining about? That looks comfy enough to sleep and study.

>>39579985
>how badly are you getting fucked by your uni?
Pretty fucking bad, I even commute to my university. Social life sucks but at least I have comfort and a few friends at my hometown.

>>39579347
tennessee sucks, ace your first 30 hours & transfer out.

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>>39579883
I just would kill myself if that shit happened to me. Im a virgin so yeah, having two people having sex next to you must be a nightmare

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>>39579347
That doesn't look very pleasant, here's mine from last year

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>>39580098
Green wall is a bit odd but makes it a bit less depressing

>>39580081
Why do people keep posting these insane rage filled wojaks? They're creepy as fuck.

>>39579347
>Dorm
My Uni let in too many freshman this year and had to let the overflow into the family and Grad housing (Apartments)
1 RA per building is the shit, and having a living room + kitchen.

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I just started uni in india and my room was so tiny i had to use my desk sidewards. And of course they gave me a fucking plastic chair.

>>39580373
>brainless pol memer

kys m8

>>39580321
Just pray to Ganesh that you will end up at IBM or as a doctor

>>39580190
t. normalfag
If you find a drawing of Wojak creepy, then why are you here?

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LSU reporting in
>roommate doesn't move in
>get a double room to myself

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US dorms look like shit, in the UK you can get your own apartment for a cheap price. 5 mins to Uni, 7 mins to the local shopping centre and 10 mins walk to the beach.

I just moved in so I've got some decorating to do, next year I'm moving into a place with its own roof top balcony. I wish I had a robot to live with.

>>39579347
>lives with just one other person
fucking rich piece of shit
try living in the same same as that with other 3 people

>sharing a room with another dude
lmao I'd rather use Facebook with my real name than live like this

>>39580421
Shut the fuck up poo boi shit skin, you wish you were in a white country with proper plumbing, fuckin ugly bastard

>>39579347
>overpaying for a dorm and a (((meal plan)))
>not just moving into a 2 bedroom appt. nearby for 500/month
how's it feel falling for the meme?

>>39580672
Dorms/meal plan are mandatory at a lot of schools for the first year or two.

>>39580672
>how's it feel falling for the meme?
You fell for the meme yourself because you enrolled in overpriced McCollege

>>39580662
I'm a different person

but you're truly a cringey embarassing little fuck. you make first world nations look bad by your autism

I would rather live at home and drive for an hour every day than life like a prisoners with normalshits in this '''living space'''.
Can't you just get an apartment and a part time job? Does everyone in America have to live like this?

>>39579347
I have a sngle room with all amenities except stove/Mcfowave oven. All by myself at the very end of the hall on the 3rd floor

>>39580715
on campus residence is the right way to go

you really miss out on a lot if you commute. also it's absolute shit if you don't have your schedule locked down.

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>>39579347
Holy shit HAHAHA is this really what life at an American uni is like?

I go to uni in the UK and pretty much everyone had a room like pic related. A very very small handful of people had to share a room with one other person, but those rooms were still comfy and didn't look like fucking prison cells.

>>39579347
That looks about right. My freshman dorm was smaller though.

>>39579347
Wtf i had my separate room like anyone else just couple years ago, maybe your roommates have good weed atleast

>University of Tennessee
>Tennessee
There's your problem senpai

>>39579347
My dorm was slightly bigger, but I had 2 roommates, Chad and Chadquarius, and the ceiling had pipes running through it.

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Here's my dorm at the University of Florida /topcomfy/ imo

>>39580684
Then don't go to those places.
How's the free market working out for you American'ts?
Ever consider Canadian uni? much cheaper and it's recognized on par with places like MIT and state uni's, they usually also have 1 person dorm rooms only.

>>39580685
How do you know that?
I did 2 bachelors, one in the Netherlands and Canada and never had this bullshit.
I also paid a total of 35k tuition over all 6 years.

>>39580770
/topshithole/ imo

>>39579347
Thank god im staying at home.

>>39580782
I thought you were a burger because you used $

>>39579347
>murricans having to live in shitty dorms with other people
why do they do this? I just live in an apartment by myself close to my university.

>>39580799
Well I live in burgerland right now, and I used $ because I knew the other party was burg. so I converted canadollar to USD for them.

>>39579616
>It won't be an issue at all unless you decide to completely squander your time in college and never leave your room. You should only be there to sleep and study when no other spaces are available.


One week in uni, no friends, no parties, spends all my time in room
I'm squandering it all....

>>39580782
>one in the Netherlands and Canada
Why did you come to this shithole of a country. Netherlands is a shit.

>>39580770
>UF

peasants who couldn't get into UM lel

>>39580831
University of Miami? If so, LOL

>>39580782
>Then don't go to those places.
I mean, all right, but these are decisions that you make fresh out of high school before you know anything, and if you like a certain school it's unlikely that a policy like that will be a factor. It is utterly absurd that people are pressed into making such a huge decision with no real world experience, but that's life I guess

>How's the free market working out for you American'ts?
I'm an insane commie so I'm glad to answer "not well"

>>39580826
I grew up in the Netherlands (035 represent).
After my first bachelor I met a Canuck qt on /v/ 6 years ago and I did my second degree there for fun, then started a business with her which ended up having me move to burgerland for work.

You may call the Netherlands shit now, but after Canada and the US, I can't wait to move back here, I'm currently applying for jerbs back home so I can go.
You don't know how great us Europeans have it til you've moved to live elsewhere.

A lot of burgers did uni with me in Canada and really enjoyed it, for burgers who are considering going, it's so damn cheap and the quality is much better.

>>39580869
>I'm an insane commie
Haha dumbass

>>39580869
Think about my advice on Canadian unis then, research it, it'll be great.
I can personally vouch for the university of New Brunswick if you wanna do any science degree, it's great.
The most expensive one in Canada though! (9k usd/yr)

>>39580684
>Dorms/meal plan are mandatory at a lot of schools for the first year

What the fuck

for real

that's retarded

>>39580915
>haha dude free market I love america you're free to do whatever you want (including businesses)

>>39580321
>literal ethernet cable around your neck

preparing your students for an entire life set to be tech support cucks, GJ India

>>39580875
Daar heb je t al. Je had gewoon terug hier kunnen verhuizen maar je blijft in de VS want het is B E T E R daar.
Niemand wilt onironisch in een rijtjeshuis wonen met kanker belasting op alles en de achterlijke mensen die hier wonen.

Ik geef mijn linkerbal om in de VS te kunnen wonen en werken. Zit vast hier, kanker nederlands praten met het toppunt van normies.
KANKER

>>39580915
>mandatory
>meal plan

damn I thought the Jew run society was a meme, holy shit america enjoy them freedums

>>39579447
Did you have a stroke?

original

I've had niggers, weebs, Chads, and Asians as roommates. Only one I hated was the weeb

Lmao I go to UTK and I lived in that exact dorm my first year. Be careful, it's infested with ants. They have literal anthills in the walls

>>39580939
Alstublieft hou het Engels.

You say that now, but believe me.
Americans are cunts and total dogshit, they're rude as fuck and they're even more normie in packs, atleast Dutch people are kind and they don't get triggered by everything.

I think rowhouses are just fine, they have enough space and they're not too noisy if you get one that's well insulated, life's what you make it.
Meanwhile in the US all houses constantly need expensive maintenance because they're cheaply built, you're constantly getting fucked by corporations on healthcare bills, which takes the place of taxes, and usually ends up being much worse than just paying a lot of taxes.

I used to think the same way you did, but the grass is always greener on the other side, go apply for a job in the US and get a working visa, experience it for half a year, if you truly like it move there!
Seriously! No one's stopping you, but prepare to get screwed by everyone and treated like a dog at work in the US, I am goddamn thankful I make my own $.

>>39580939
>je had gewoon terug hier kunnen verhuizen maar je blijft in de VS
>ik geef mijn linkerbal om in de vs te kunnen wonen en werken
Dus waarom kan jij niet daarheen? :^)

Opgerot met jouw soort, stem daar lekker op Trump ipv de PVV hier.

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>>39580321
H-hey anon I'm in uni from India too. My bed looks like it was brought straight from the hospital- ignore the mess

Why do Americans always do shared dorms?

In the UK you always get your own private room, often with a bathroom too.

>>39581177
Because America is hypercapitalist, they don't have regulations and they can force whatever they want on their debtslav- I mean students.

>>39580321
At least you only have to go into the corridor to shit

>>39581039
Je kan niet zomaar de VS binnen lul. H1B is zo op jaarlijks, scholing kost kankerveel. En de rest is trouwen met een burger. Ja leuk.

Als het kon, was ik er gisteren al.

>>39581199
But in a hyper capitalist society wouldnt someone have had the basic idea of making private rooms and just charging more?

Private rooms isnt regulation in the UK either, it's just the norm though.

>>39581205
Echt wel, als je probeert lukt het, een bedrijf kan je direct een visum verstrekken.
Je hebt duidelijk niet genoeg onderzoek gedaan, blijf dan maar thuis, je berijkt toch niets, waar je ook bent :^)

>>39581229
But they do that anon, but why not house twice the people in the same space and charge them the same?

The UK has laws on what can be seen as an acceptable bedroom, schooling is also not a business, but a state institution, so focussed on quality vs. profit.

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>>39581008
>No one's stopping you
No the immigration system is stopping me.
Can't get a working visa if I'm not some super autist who knows everything about programming.

I'll never experience talking to american people, playing in US servers where everyone talks the same language. Be online along with 99% of the internet. I'll always go to sleep in this literal dump thinking that the real life is overseas.

>>39581264
>een bedrijf kan je direct een visum verstrekken.
??????
H1B is zeker gratis voor hun om te geven gewoon zomaar. Het is zeker niet alsof het een bureaucratisch gat is waar duizenden dollars in zitten en waar een fucking immigratie advocaat moet worden ingehuurd om er eentje uit te geven.

Jij bent degene die er niks vanaf weet.

>>39581298
Immigration lawyers are a ripoff you dumb cumstain, only in very specific and unique cases are they needed.

So like I said, you never really did research, you just read marketing pitches by companies trying to sell you help to go into the US which costs thousands in fees.

You're already accepting every lie and scam thrown at you, sorry man you're not gonna make it in the US because this is just a taste of the real nigga shit in there.

>>39580688
Typical paki shit stain lie
How does it feel knowing puja lives for the BWC? kek

>>39581298
>playing in US servers where everyone talks the same language
>talks the same language

you apparently don't, negerlander :^)

Install a proxy and go to US servers if you really want to burg it up that much.

Where do you live? Groningen or the Woensel? :^)

>>39581371
En met 100+ ms ping spelen om natuurlijk 12 uur snachts minstens want dan is het pas 6 uur in de VS en is iedereen thuis en aan het gamen.
En Limburg kek.

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>>39580748
UK university accommodation here too. American dorms are literally 3rd-world tier aha.

>>39579447
you can apply for college and study nowadays inside jail, european jails are literally free neetbux with a roof

>>39579347
Yeah. I was a freshman 7 years ago and fucking hated it. That lifestyle drove me insane

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>>39579347
hahaa lool


>2017

>univisershity


>falling for the adult daycare center meme


>meanwhile the 7th grade dropout entrepreneur is making 500k a year finessing retards and cuming down ur future wife's throat

>>39581792
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRRRRRRRRT INHALES PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT

>>39579386

Funny. Our (American) prison cells look like some kind of improvised living chamber in a serial rapist's basement. It's just concrete walls with a metal toilet and a cot.

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>>39581357
>BWC

lol everyone now knows whites have the smallest dicks

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>>39579347
>waaah my dorm doesn't meet up to my standards
shut the fuck up

>>39580077
>tennessee sucks, ace your first 30 hours & transfer out.

This. Get the fuck out of the South and move to a real city where education isn't underfunded garbage. Your elected officials are laundering too much of your tax dollars. Public education is getting hit the hardest at the moment. A number of schools in your state are outright absent of any source of funding.

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>>39580869
>lives in the land of the (((free)))
>naturally dislikes the situation
>thinks communism is the only alternative

wew lad

>>39582142
He likely isn't communist, it's just a common joke to refer to people who are in favour of socialised resources in the US as commies.

I am not a communist, but your picture isn't really an argument, it's as much of an argument as >haha capitalists did 9/11 and nuked japan :----D

>>39579967
That's sad. Double rooms don't even exist at my uni, and I've never met anybody else in the UK who had one either.

>>39579447
you still live in a fucking prison cell you fucking bitch nigger, tax dollar at work

>>39580831
LOL UM has a shit tier engineering program and costs a fuckload of money

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>>39579347
I know you cant see shit on this photo but this is the dormroom i live in. Been on this place (not room) for 3years. Its my 4th now.
PS we also have two wardrobes behind but im lying in bed and too lazy to stand up to take a proper photo

>>39580662
I feel sorry for you desu.


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