Overheard a bunch of guys and girls talking together
>haha can you imagine being a normie
>haha I browse reddit and not that normie 9gag
Has anyone else noticed this new trend among normies? Infuriating.
>>39575052
Yeah. The worst ones are the ironic ones about wanting to die. People think being edgy is funny for some reason.
My sister acts like that too. Fucking whore.
>>39575052
It all comes full-cycle eventually. Basically, just take whatever cancer meme gets popular on 4chan and in 3 years time it will be on normiebook.
>>39575052
are you new here? plenty of posts along the lines of
>fembot here
>tfw 2 weeks without Chad barebacking me
>womyn can suffer just as much as men!
>normies just don't understand!
>oooh, Chad just texted me and said I'm on call for his stable tonight... wish me luck fellow robots!
"I'm no normie lol!" is just the latest iteration of "I'm a woman and I'm special, pay attention to me!" The actual wording doesn't matter, they just want positive attention and to be hailed as "sexy and unique".
past/current versions include:
>I'm a NERD, I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE, and I watch Big Bang theory, not like those other girls who watch dumb sitcoms!
>I think nerdy guys are HOT, I don't care about looks, not like those other girls!
>I'm not some lying two-faced backstabbing gossiping rumor-spreading bitchydrama-queen whore, I'm not like those other girls! Especially not Stephanie, I heard she fucked five guys at once just last week!
>I'm a strong independant womyn who don't need no man, not like those other girls! boys please pay attention to me!
>I'm not shallow or materialistic, I'm not like those other girls!
>I'm educated and have an open mind, not like those other girls!
>I know how to hang with the guys and have fun, not like those other girls!
>I'd NEVER sell my body for money, not like those other girls! I'm a married woman of elegance and refinement!
>I don't eat fruit from the tree of knowledge, not like those other girls! How do I know that? Um... how would I know how I'd know that? What, did Eve tell you that? She is SUCH a slut, and I'm just totally not like her at all!
etc.
Yeah, so many failed normies on /r9k/ thinking they are robots.
I was unironically like that 3-4 years ago, but then normies found Reddit, and the polishit everywhere finally drove me away from even small subs. Now I'm here, but even r9k is pretty normie now. At least I have /lit/.