>be 31 year old virgin >female friend of mine who is 29

>>39574156
Good job. Glad you held your ground.

Women expect betas to come back and jump at the chance to scoop up sloppy seconds after Chad is done with them.

If only this was a true story

>>39574156
You did good OP, beta orbiters have inflated women's egos to the point where they think they deserve it all so they will fuck and try to hold down an attractive man until they find out they usually can't, then they go for guys like you or me. Hell, I don't even bother to go out of my way to help women that I see being sexually assaulted at parties or in public places. I don't even bother calling police.

She will have loads of sympathy and even more beta orbiters at her beck and call from the sexual assaults anyway, and I really don't want to be bothered to join the ranks of the white knights.

>>39574156
If this is real then good job OP.

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Beta boys are BACK.

Roast beef btfo

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>>39574156
lol no kids for that roastie

Strong Will
Stronger Willy

>>39574156
Lol, and then you woke up.

OP, you are literally gay for turning down easy guaranteed sex.

>>39577111
>turning down sloppy 13ths is considered gay

>>39577111
I bet your the type of guy that would drink Chad's cum straight out of a pussy if it meant having sex with a landwhale.

>>39574156
>story that absolutely happened

>>39574156
You did good anon. Thats an amount of alpha rarely found

>>39574156
Nice job. Too bad you're going to die a virgin though.

>>39577187
OP will at the very best get sloppy 1,000th with a hooker. A true alpha.

>>39577209
kinda hot t.b.h except for the landwhale part,

>>39578544
we all know where our path leads. feel free to leave

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>>39578766
No. What he done is wrong and he will be punished in this life and the next.

thot p4trol
robothug life

>>39574156
Truely a god among men

>>39574156
Why do all stories like this have to be fake?

>>39574156
Op, if being honest show texts. It will inspire people to be like you

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No mercy for thoughts

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>>39574316
Some of those girls might not be roasties, that's kind of a dick move.
Virgin girls get raped all the time.

>>39579408
>Some of those girls might not be roasties,
You overestimate the modern female.

>>39579549
Yes, that's a valid point, but it's not like virgin girls don't exist.
Christian girls get raped.

>>39579589
>but it's not like virgin girls don't exist.
The only virgin girls you'll find these days are the ones under the age of consent.
Christian girls just act nice but in reality they're crypto-sluts

>>39574156
Please be originally true.

>>39579589
>Christian girl meme

picwherethatniggerfucksthechoirgirlandpostsitonnormiebook.jpeg

Almost as bad as the asian girl meme

Women are GARBAGE

>>39574156
this story is fake but entertaining i guess.

>>39579745
No, people are garbage. Almost everyone in this thread is a horrible person. Sorry girl didn't touch penis angry boy.

>>39579408
>Virgin girls get raped all the time.

That's what roasties tell you.

>>39579017
i have literally laughed
thanks boss

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>>39574156
I think the first two lines of this are true. Everything else is fantasy.

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>>39579797
>Being this deluded
I can imagine you, mid-30s having a "loving wife" and kids, leading a perfect life and then suddenly your wife is acting differently, almost as if she has done something wrong, you bring it up, she tries to hide it, but you know something is wrong, so you do some digging. After days of looking for answers you finally find out, your wife has been cheating on you for the past 2 months. Your entire life is ruined, you have to divorce her because you cannot look at her anymore without being physically sick. You file divorce papers and after the divorce you are forced to give up your house and custody of kids. You try and remain positive because hey, at least they didn't take your minivan away, but deep down you know that you are evading the truth. Your life has been irreversibly changed for the worse. You then will remind yourself of this thread, and how anons on 4chins tried to warn you about modern women, but you didn't listen. You then proceed to get extremely depressed because a bunch of loser autists could see what you missed.

>>39579906
Men and woman cheat in equal amounts. Are you telling me if you were married and a 10/10 was naked in front of you begging to milk your dick and no one will ever find out you'd say no. Wow you are truly a saint anon. I wish more people were like you.

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>>39578544
Not OP, but honestly i would prefer to die forever virgin instead of ending up with a former roastie who banged with a shit ton of guys and now looks for me cause she is out of options.

>>39574156
>lonely beta virgin realises he's dying alone
>decides to lower his standards
>Would have never considered a fat or conventionally unattractive girl in his youth
>tries to date her
>she rejects him
The universe stays in balance

>>39579797
>textbook muhsoggyknees

>he must be a bitter hateful virgin hahahaha

People like me (like us) were made horrible though.

With women it's inherent. And it all starts when their daddies tell them they're princesses who can do no wrong.

Faggot white knights just keep these cunts going.

Also what's so """horrible""" about my views?

Chad views women the same way and bitches don't give him any shit.

>>39574156
BASED. Good on you OP, doing God's work.

>>39577111
Kill yourself normie, but nice digits.

>>39579906
Most people on this board can't afford to provide a house for a wife and family. They have nothing to be taken away, or to give in the first place. You demonise what you could never do which is be a provider. I think you are jealous.

>>39574156
wtf idiot why didnt you go out with her
have sex
and after that say no one will ever like her
then dump her

>>39580019
This. She would just as quickly dump you if she thought she had another chance with Chad.

Do not confused desperation with loyalty.

>>39580099
Just like how robots dump their practise girlfriends. Take the black pill, all humans are scum.

>>39579965
>if you were married
See the thing is, I'll never get married, or have a girlfriend, so your logical fallacy does not apply to me.

>>39580111
I personally wouldn't bother pretending to be attracted to someone just so I can practice being in a relationship.

>>39579797
>>39580087

>sorry girl didn't touch your penis
>jealous

>these shit ad hominem responses.

I know a toasty roastie when I see one.

Don't fall for the bait boys. Ignore this cunt.

>>39580115
Okay well go shred your dick up with a onahole and stop talking about things that don't apply to you.

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>>39574156
+1 thot destroyed
youve done us good op

>>39580087
REEEEEEEE SHUT UP CUM DUMPSTER

>>39580136
I'm a cunt and so are you. You literally just used ad hominem you braindead. I actually have a girlfriend. I think you are jealous.

>>39580157
I'm not gay sorry to shatter your lgbt fap dreams. Now run along to your 2D porn folder, child.

>>39580087
fuck off you roastie ass face

>>39580197
I have a job and a girlfriend, you should listen to me I'm more successful then you

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>>39580175
rare roastie reeeeeee

>likeumtryagainsweetie.jpg

>>39580160
>>39580175
>>39580263
Nice larp'ing, but it's not particularly convincing.

>>39580291
I think you're the toastie roastie

>>39580295
No I'm not showing you my dick you homo. If you're so lonely why don't you just take hormones and go on grindr.

>>39574156
And then, you woke up and posted this shit?

>>39574156
Makes me feel fuzzy inside, hearing roasties get btfo.

>>39580302
No you.

this is original

:^)

I applaud you for standing up for yourself, don't get me wrong. But you really didn't need to go out of your way to be nasty to her. Honest to god a little pathetic.

>>39580263
whos to say i dont have a job?

>>39580348
You're never going to see my dick so don't even try. The state of this board.

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>>39579350
>thoughts
muh moutth edges

>>39580263
oh yeah?

Well, im buzz lightyear.

How you like them apples nigga?

>>39574156
Alpha

As

Fuuuuuuck

Bruh

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>>39574156
>who is 29
>when she was 21

Wait a minute? You was an orbiter for 8 years? wtf?

>>39579965
I would easily say no with no regrets. When I make a promise to someone, especially as serious as marriage, I don't break it. I know it's hard to understand, but some people have morals and aren't complete trash.

>>39580531
That's lovely anon. I understand it.

>>39580470
Hes 31 and a virgin, why does that surprise you?

>>39579639
Is now the time to invest heavily in crypto-sluts?

>>39580470
shhhiiieeeettt

I once orbited a girl from when I was in 4th grade to when I was 24

T H O T
E L I M I N A T E D

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I literally laughed out loud. That doesn't happen often.

>>39574156
Good job anon your waifu smiles down upon you. "Come to me" she whispers.