You guys drink tea, right? There is no better way to enjoy yourself

>>39570439
I get a noticeable non-caffeine buzz from green tea, its actually quite enjoyable.

gives me headaches, would drink over coffee if not for that fact

>>39570479
That don't sound too right to me

>>39570461
there's caffeine in green tea. you are the penis.

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The best way to enjoy yourself in total silence is jerking off

>>39570603
Wow this porn sure has a hell of a cast.

>>39570439
No thanks lad, I only drink coffee. After all, I have a penis

>>39570883
Coffee is for starbucks roasties

Tea is for real men, conquerors drink that shit

>>39570439
yorkshire about 3 times a day.

Absolutely. My coffee maker is fucked up and makes the brew taste like aftershave so I've been drinking milk tea in the morning instead, the only problem is that I can't make the obscene quantities I like. Raspberry tea is also the best gamer fuel.

>>39570439
The coffee plebs at work make fun of me, but I enjoy my loose leaf tea. I'm not sure how they slog down that nasty Keurig sludge. Tea is the true patrician's beverage.

>>39570883
Are you calling Sean Connery gay?

>>39570439
matcha. it tastes amazing

>>39570439
i drink almond milk haha

*milks almond teets*

>>39570439
Heck yeah son, I'm drinking Sleepytime tea right now.