Am I the only one here who doesn't give a fuck how and who

>>39568602
Then can't you just get a whore?
Authentic

>>39568627
Please give me advice on how to get one without getting stomped out by a swat team. Also she can't come to my place because my roommates are going to ask her a thousand questions and kick me out if they find out. (i wouldn't mind but I wouldn't even get to fuck her then.)

>>39568654
>getting a whore
>illegal
Where do you fucking live?

>>39569048
america anon?!

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>>39568602
Why not just get a nice big dog to fuck, OP?

>>39568602

The robot who lost his (anal) virginity to a tranny dominatrix probably thought the same thing

>>39569306
Id clown drill that boypussy

>>39569132
>land of the free
>two consenting adults aren't allowed to have sex together
Lmao. Does that mean porn is illegal in America too, since it's pretty much the same thing?

>>39569962
No, supreme court ruled pornography is legal to view in your own home. If you have the proper paperwork, you can even produce pornography in the US. Both people are getting paid, and its for profit, so apparently its different

>>39568654
Take a trip to Nevada, only place with legal whores in the U.S.. Plus, you know they're clean.