Autism thread >Tim the chad >6'3 220 lbs of muscle,

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>Tim the chad
>6'3 220 lbs of muscle, sexy girlfriend
>he's not me
>he's a major fucking asshole, assholes calls me names like fatty-fucks-his-hand
>Got his whole chad class to gather their cum and pour it on me at a party (i tried)
>Be me
>tubby, have a beard that's not fully formed
>I'm getting tired of his shit so i hatch a plan to strike back
>walking to biology one day, go down a corridor in my school, its the lowest hall in the building, no windows, they call it the dungeon
>Tim walks up to me, calls me a lardass virgin
>hesnotwrong.jpg
>Its time for revenge
>pull out pocket knife i brought to school for this one purpose, i knew it had to end today
>He asks me wtf its for, laughs at me at beckons me to stab him
>littledoesheknow.jpg
>I've been watching attack on titan
>grab blade
>slice my hand to the bone while screaming "Dare ga ima shibodesu ka?!!!"
>I've been practicing japanese
>mfw i dont transform
>he doesn's even hit me, I think he feels sorry for me
>Go to hospital, 29 stitches, almost cut a tendon
>He doesn't look at me in the halls anymore
>Victory