>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG >Oh shit there's someone

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>Why yes I do, I will give you a jump and have you on your way for the low price of $20 or a blowjob

>>39564948
What anime ls this

>>39564968
Tamako Market

>>39564968
Ace Ventura

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>knocking instead of using the doorbell

WHY? WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?

>>39565489
doorbells are for fucking fags.

>>39564984
I'm tempted to watch that since it looks like K-On but I'm scared since every moe anime I watch doesn't live up to that.

>>39564968
As no one wants to say it, the anime is K-on

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>>39565731
>you don't recognize that show that has existed longer than I've been out of diapers?
>hurr duurrr deeeeeeerpity lurrrp

>>39564921
I once had a neighbor knock on my door for an hour straight at 8AM because I parked vaguely near their yard and they wanted to get an RV out. I went to bed at 6AM and was not having it.

>>39566028
Fucking faggots.

There's a guy across the road from me who loses his shit whenever anyway parks outside his house despite not owning a car or ever getting any visitors. There's another guy who lives on a corner and thinks he needs a two car gap either side of his drive to reverse out.

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>unkownn number calling me
ITS THE FEDS

>>39566883
>Mother calls
>Let it ring and only respond to her by text

>>39565489
>no doorbell

>>39566883
same but
"OH SHIT GANGS WANT MONEY FROM ME NOW"

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>>39566883
Do you have any porn on your computer, fuckboii? I'd like to check it