Should I just say fuck it and hire an escort, robots? I'm

Yeah unless you still think you have a chance at getting it legitimately but you dont

>>39563774
Nah. I'm a 31 year old KHV and it drives girls crazy. I don't really have anything going for me except for that. There are so many girls who just want to fuck me for bragging rights. I haven't done any of them yet because I like to see them fight over me.

>>39563802
I'm still a few years away from wizardhood, but you're probably right
Does it really count if I paid for it?
People also say to wait for the right person but that's a meme isn't it? Unless you're attractive and confident.
>>39563841
I don't want to wait that long man

No, you'll regret not losing it to the love of your life.

i hire a different escort every week, its usually a really good fuck always use a condom. you should try it. it did not fix my autism but its still fun to fuck a real human instead of your hand.

>>39563845
No shit it counts if you put benis into bagina

Yeah OP do it live life while you still can

>>39563871
Pretty sure she doesn't exist.
>>39563890
>>39564013
Got any tips or things to know before contacting a girl?

>>39564056
Don't ever try contacting someone whose pictures look like stock images. If it looks like its too good to be true it probably is. Ask for her rates to see if you can afford it or not. Be polite and respectful because she's giving your sexless ass sex. IDK besides that bro just fug :DDDD

>>39564133
How do I make sure I'm hiring a girl who'll be cool and not a bitch?
How much does a good escort usually cost assuming it's for an hour or so?
Should I bring condoms or are they supposed to have some?

>>39564162
You'll get a feel for their personality by texting them. Remember to be nice.
Usually 250 or 300 for an hour for your run of the mill escort. More for higher class escorts.
You just ask them to bring condoms, they might not have them so you should probably just buy some beforehand

>>39564252
Ok, thank you anon, originally and all.

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>>39563774
where do you guys find an escort? Any advice for a KHV? Last time I heard backpage got busted.

>>39563774
Probably best to bring your own condoms just in case, try not to bust while she's sucking you (it will be hard not to)

Pro-tip: if you're using something like Backpage to find one always google her number. If she has a TER(the erotic review) ID (it will usually be one of the first results) read the reviews. If they are positive reviews you're probably in for a good time, if negative , move along.

If they don't have a TER ID look at whatever does pop up , live escort review for example. It won't have written reviews but you can see ads from the same number. Make sure the pics are consistent. But note that escorts sometimes change their phone numbers for obvious reasons

Hope this helps

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Why not get a female dog instead, robro?

>will love you unconditionally
>through walking it, playing with it, and caring for it you will find meaning in life
>can use it as a conversation starter with the opposite sex
>immediately blow them off and go home to fuck your dog
>realize women are inferior
>no unwanted pregnancies
>no relationship BS
>can teach them tricks

>>39564394
>Backpage
I'm in europe so I'll end up using an euro site, I'm not sure which one is the best so I'm open to recommendations.

>>39564368
They just had to remove their "escorts" section. They simply post under the "women looking for men " section now. Same shit different name.

>>39564466
>Euro
Can't help you there, but you can try to just Google "(city you are in) escorts" .. that's how I came across Backpage anyway. But follow the same advice, google her number, read her reviews (if she has any) and make sure pics are consistent with her other ads posted from that number.

If you see multiple girls with the same number, she probably has an "employer" or "driver" as they call them. It's up to you if you want to deal with it but I prefer solo workers. Or it may just be bait and switch.

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>>39564399
Goddammit get back in your own thread zoobro!
>>39563667
>>39563723

>>39564551
>she probably has an "employer" or "driver"
Can that be a problem?