Need to stop masturbating in the toilet. Think my family is getting suspicious
Be me
>go to family house for holiday
>nice day
>drinking and talking to family
>night arrives
>everyone sleep
>start fapping
>goodfap.exe
>orgasm
>next day
I woke up hearing my mom say "did you see what anon was doing" maybe she wasn't talking about me fapping but just to be careful I haven't done it whenever I'm there
>>39561889
Would probably die of embarrassment in that situation desu
>>39561889
Was anyone else in the room while you were fapping? If so you kinda asked for it, if not they must be talking about something else
>>39561819
>OH NO GOD FORBID ANYONE FROM KNOWING I MASTURBATE JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING NORMIE ON THE PLANET
>>39562128
No but my cousin kept going to the bathroom walking past my room door
>>39562651
Stop being a fucking contrarian pleb nerd
>>39563504
This thread should've been called 13 year old problems general. Seriously who gives a shit if people know you jerk off? EVERYONE DOES IT
>>39563567
Not all of us grew up in healthy enviroments, you fucking normie.
>>39563596
What does that even mean? And how does it correlate with anything I said. What's the worst thing that happens if you get caught jerking off? You get embarrassed. That's it.
>>39563642
Not him but my mother is crazily Catholic. When I was younger I'm pretty sure she'd have tanned my hide if she knew I was ringing the Devil's doorbell.
>>39563642
Do you masturbate in public?
Oregano senpai
>>39561819
Cum doesn't flush mate. It floats back from the bowl to the surface.
Your family has seen the cum. You are majorly fucked
>>39563751
What the fuck are you talking about? My brother and I both masturbate on the same toilet and I haven't seen his cum once. I also don't see mine after I flush.
>>39563786
How do you know your brother masturbates on the toilet?
>>39561819
>about to go to dinner with family
>go to the bathroom
>"where's anon?"
>"he just went in the bathroom"
>"guess we'll have to wait half an hour, we all know how long anon takes!"
>family laughs