You wake up somewhere in Tamriel during the events of TES5: Skyrim

I'd be an argonian bartender in leyawiin while also being a secret blades agent, now fuck off

i usually played as a Breton, i'd like to live in that weird lighthouse in the far northern part of the map.

study magic until i am the most powerful mage in all of Nirn and then conquer the world!!!


There Can Be Only ONE!

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From my magical lair in the light house i shall divise a potion to create Unlimited Health! Unlimited Magic! and unlimited Stamina!

Mages College!!! soon you shall be crushed!

>>39561138
I'd be a bandit in a cave somewhere

the bandits are the only ones offering protection from the norse zombies, and obviously I want to live in a cave.

I'll probably bait my bandit friends into a vampire ambush and join up with them though.

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>>39561929


recruits you, you shall become the general of my magical mutant creature army!

Dunmer
Solitude
Sneaky Archer
who cares
Kill uppity stormcloaks and shit on nords

I'd like to be a Dunmer spellsword on a quest for the perfect waifu.

Maybe she will be a spriggan, maybe she will be a summoned daedra. One way or another I will get my waifu and then retire in some comfy wizard tower with her.

>>39561138
I think life as a Bosmer would be pretty fuckin dope. Hang out in the woods and befriend all the animals, hook up with the Khajiits and run skooma. Maybe I'll dedicate my life at some point to Hircine so I can go to the Hunting Grounds in the afterlife

>>39562132
Bosmer are mostly cannibals tho, so if you're up for that sure

>>39562154
Id strictly eat Argonians done up like Cajun fried gator

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>>39562220
You can help yourself to the Argonians, I will be eating Khajit and Khajit alone.

>>39562220
I'm pretty sure they might only eat one another
Makes me wonder what Fargoth would've done to me if I spent too long in Seyda Neen

>>39561138
None of that matters, I'm dualwielding a sword and offhand dagger, I do whatever I want because nothing can stop me.

>>39562440


my magical mutant creature army will stop all of Skyrim, then Tamriel, then NIRN!!!!!

you are welcome to join though,

>>39561138
Nord
Hogwarts
Useless fuck
dunno
dunno

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>be pure nord
>live in my family's farm, middle of nowhere
>got no horse or license for carriage
>20 years old, no family, no cute nordic gf
> can't find a job, too much of a weakling to work in the farm
>5'5", balding at 17, look like an actual troll
>homeschooled so know nobody
>the only time I visited Whiterun with parents, Chadius and Stacyleth laughed at me sperging while ordering at the Bannered Mare

>>39561138
>What is your race?
Anything most likely to die, hated this game anyway.
>Where do you spawn?
Helms deep.
>What is your class?
Suicide bomber.
>What is your birthsign?
Libra
>What do you do?
Die.

>Human
>Maybe Skyrim why not
>Peasant
>?
>Get captured by a big orc, maybe even a bandit leader, and kept as his personal breeding sow

Breton
Middle of the Ocean
Mage
Whomst the fucc care
Become archmage because I'm a fag that only does questlines

>>39561138
High Elf
Summerset Isles
Lich
Idk
Mannimarco around and fuck up everything.

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>>39561138
Darkelf
Windhelm
Spell Sword
Lord
Spy for the Empire, and dismantling Thalmor rule while aiding the Dragonborn during the invasion of Windhelm. Id also be aiding in the destruction of the dragons. Once peaces comes I can try to marry Niranye. Ill live close to the city and spend my time fishing or hunting in the woods. My kids would also be trained as battle mages etc

Nord
Skyrim i guess
Assassin/mercenary type build
The Warrior
Adventuring and mercenary work, looking for argonian gf

>What is your race?
breton
>Where do you spawn?
fucking anywhere
>What is your class?
battlemage
>What is your birthsign?
the mage
>What do you do?
study magic, book and artifact hunting for the college/guild, workout and brawl for fun in free time

>>39561138
>What is your race?
Nord
>Where do you spawn?
That place where the "Elves BTFO" faction is located (Storm something right). I hate elves, they're like Jews. Skyrim belongs for the white (Nord) man.
>What is your class?
Big swords
>What is your birthsign?
Dont remeber anything about this.
>What do you do?
Kill stinky elf jews

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>>39561138
I uninstall because Skyrim sucks, then I play Oblivion because the assassination of Uriel was the best time and event. Dare I say it was even comfy?

>>39562132
>befriend all the animals
>have to eat exclusively meat or else Captain Planet will come down and kick your ass.\

>>39561138
>What is your race?
altmer
>Where do you spawn?
winterhold
>What is your class?
mage
>What is your birthsign?
atronach stone
>What do you do?
join the college

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>>39561138
Dunmer
Whiterun
Battlemage, probably
Lady
Try to save and marry Saadia

>What is your race?
Breton
>Where do you spawn?
Winterhold
>What is your class?
Mage
>What is your birthsign?
The Apprentice
>What do you do?
Im a mage who, despite being obsessed with magic, can hardly cast any spells. Therefore I do whatever I can to improve my magical ability, be it studying, brewing magicka potions, or even stealing magical artifacts.

>>39565604
>le Skyrim sucks because it's new meme
The more time that passes the stupider you look.

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>>39561138
anything that lets me fuck elves

>>39567948
>faggot mad because I made fun of babb's furst arpeejee
Your underage is showing.

>>39561138
Khajit
One of the khajit caravans, doesn't matter where in particular because we'd be on the move
Merchant/ Used goods salescat
Lady sign
Get high af on skooma and pawn low quality equipment and treasure to gullible men and mer, live the comfy life traveling around with my cool cats

>Skyrim
Fucking New'wahs.

>>39561138
If anyone answered anything other than a cave dwelling troll or an NPC town guard you're lying to yourself.

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>get woken up naked outside of the bannered mare by a guard
>Kajhiit
>unarmed character with +50% gauntlets
>birthsign is pisces
>burn down each of the nine holds with 1 fire spell

>>39568127
Fucking furry filth, go back to /mlp/

>>39561138
see if i can install morrowind instead

i am a lusty argonian maid and i ride the chad ogre cock

>>39568216


this is fantasy duh, real person me in Skyrim, i'd be hiding as a refugee in Whiterun

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>>39568394
>i am a lusty argonian maid
like this

i would want to be a buffed high-elven axe-swinging barbarian
kind of like an oxymoron, usually elves are scrawny and weak as fuck
i'd go into the college of winterhold, where faralda would let me pass only because of my massive biceps and hefty pecs
then i'd fuck all the elven bitches in there, especially that slut nyria
god i wanna fuck the arrogance out of her

>>39568054
>faggot mad because I made fun of babb's furst arpeejee
>Your underage is showing.
Lol I knew that spray was coming. It's funny because 6years has passed and contrarian edgelords are still grinding that axe. Skyrim is an old game for kids now, just as you are an old meme.

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>>39561138
>Redguard
>Helgan
>Two handed warrior
>The Warrior (?)
>Headsman

Bring that pussy Lokir to me, i want his head

>>39569581
>WAAAAAAAAAH LIKE WHAT I LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No one cares, autist.

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>>39561138
>What is your race?
Altmer

>Where do you spawn?
Embassy lol

>What is your class?
battlemage

>What is your birthsign?
shadow

>What do you do?
try to get the Forsworn to rebel against the Imperials, taking their mines with them and shit

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